The Vain and the Narcissist

While I was out hiding, it seems like almost everyone have been eliminated.

I better move out and check out what's happening.

*Boom*

Chad: "Huh?"

I heard an explosion from that direction.

I better check it out, but first let me turn on my stealth mode

*Click*

Armor: "Sneak 80"

It seems that it's been damaged from that thunderclap earlier

I better hide and blend in the shadows for now.

-I head over to the direction of the explosion-

I see something up ahead..

Ruins..? Gave me uncharted vibes all of a sudden.

*Bang*

Huh? looks like someone's fighting..

Isn't that Athena..

and..

-Squints-

That's Letitia!

It seems they're fighting intensely...

Where's a popcorn when you need some...

Finn: "Master!"

Chad: "Huh?"

Finn: *Panting* "Ah... M-master.. I fi-finally catch up to ya, ahh."

-I take out my gun-

-I point it at him-

-Finn puts his hands up-

Finn: "Woah master wait!"

Chad: "You'll probably eliminate me, so, I'll eliminate you first.."

-I'm about to click the trigger-

Finn: "Wait, master, I'm actually going to help you win."

-I point the gun at his head-

Chad: "How can I be sure that you're not fucking with me?"

Finn: "I swore upon our bet."

-I roll my gun's cylinder-

-I got Illness bullet-

Chad: "Not good enough."

Finn: "Wait wait, then I'll go to the front and be your human shield while following your orders."

Chad: "Make one wrong move, and this bullet will make you bedridden."

Finn: "Haha, c'mon master."

-We head across the distance near the ruins-

Chad: "There you see those two fighting?"

Finn: "Isn't that Athena the top 1 of your class?"

Chad: "Yeah, also Letitia."

Finn: "Haha, CATFIGHT!"

-I shut him up-

Chad: "Shhh, you fucking idiot, do you want us to get caught?"

Finn: "Apologies, master. I got a bit excited."

Chad: "I'll put a bullet in you next time."

Chad: "We just need to observe then strike when they're tired."

Finn: "Wow, master, I know you hit women but that's something else."

Chad: "For you information, this is a super-powered world and a battle school, I'll fight if I have to, I'll even run away without a shame, men or women makes no difference, give them super-powers and I'm more scared of women."

Finn: "Master... I didn't know I was serving the enemy of all women."

Chad: "Ah, shut up, anyway, we'll strike when they're guards are down."

Finn: "Alright master, I'll use my exo on them."

Chad: "No, not yet, there's still people coming, we better hide first."

Finn: "Master, look someone's coming."

Chad: "Huh, who?"

Finn: "It's the String princess, Alora Wesley, Master."

-Athena and Letitia stopped fighting when Alora stepped in-

Athena: "If it isn't the string princess, care to join us on a triple threat smackdown?"

Letitia: "Yeah, wanna join?"

Alora: "Huh? I'm too busy findi-"

-Letitia attacks Alora-

-Alora blocked the attack-

Letitia: "You talk too much, just fight."

Alora: "Get the fuck off me BITCH!"

-Alora wraps her scarf to Letitia-

-Letitia summoned a lot of spikes of bones all over her body that shredded the scarf-

Letitia: "Hehe, you like my exo?"

Alora: "Get out of my way."

-Athena steps and smashes the ground between them-

Athena: "Ya'll having fun amongst yourselves, are we?"

Athena: "SOLDIERS ATTACK!-

-Athena summoned her light soldiers-

Soldiers: "HOH!"

-The Soldiers attacked both Alora and Letitia-

Alora: "Agh."

Letitia: "Argh."

-Letitia attacks the soldiers with a giant bone mace-

Letitia: "Take that."

-Alora uses her scarf and transformed into a gigantic hand and crushed the soldiers-

Finn: "Uhm master..?"

Chad: "Yeah?"

Finn: "Something is falling from the sky..."

Chad: "What are you talking ab-"

*Boom*

-The three girls went flying from the crash-

Alora: *Coughs* "W-what happened?"

Athena: *Coughs* "Something came fell from the sky."

Letitia: "G-guys, L-look there's a person from the crash."

Oswald: "What a sight to behold, other than me, you three girls look cute."

-Alora attacks him with a wrecking ball made out of a scarf-

-The attack suddenly stopped-

Alora: "Eh?"

Oswald: "Tsk tsk tsk, you dare attack this precious being?"

-Oswald fires a laser from his nose-

-The laser hit Alora directly-

Alora: "ARGH!"

Oswald: "This exo is an embarrassing one to download."

Alora: "C-chad...!"

Oswald: "Who?"

[System: Alora Wesley has been eliminated]

Oswald: "Meh, who cares."

-Both of the girls were shocked-

Athena: "You bastard, we weren't finish fighting!"

Athena: "Soldiers, surround him!"

Soldiers: "OSU!"

-The soldiers surrounded and ganged up on Oswald-

-Athena came charging with a battle cry-

Athena: "RAAAAAAH!"

-Oswald exploded every soldier and even Athena went flying from the shockwave-

Oswald: "When will you learn?"

-Athena throws her spear to Oswald-

-The spear hit Oswald right in his right shoulder-

Oswald: "Ugh, what a lucky arm you have, aye?"

-Athena's clothes suddenly got tight and got restrained by her clothes-

Athena: "Agh..!"

Oswald: "Why didn't she just manipulated people's clothes with ease?"

Oswald: "This exo is wasted on you, Alora."

Athena: "Y-you maniac!"

Oswald: "Hehehe, see ya."

-Athena got strangled by her own clothes-

[System: Athena Rosewood has been eliminated]

Letitia: "Athena!!"

Oswald: "You're next."

Letitia: "N-no... please."

Finn: "I can't stand this!"

Chad: "Finn, NO!"

-Finn came rushing towards to Oswald-

Oswald: "Huh?"

Finn: "Bullet time!"

-Oswald went slow for a second then Oswald is moving normally again-

Finn: "W-what, my exo didn't work on him?"

Oswald: "Oh it worked alright, I'm still in slow motion but I'm using an exo that I downloaded, A fast forward."

Finn: "Then I'll use this!"

-Finn grabbed something from inside his jacket-

Oswald: "What?!"

-Finn was holding a stun baton-

-Finn attacked Oswald and manages to hit him and stun him-

Oswald: "AAAHHH!"

Oswald: "You little shi- huh?"

-Letitia attacks Oswald with her Bone drill-

Oswald: "ARGH!"

Oswald: "You dare?!"

-Oswald summons Athena's soldiers-

Oswald: "Execute them!"

Soldiers: "OH!"

-The soldiers attacked both of them left and right continuously-

Letitia: "I can't hold them off!"

Finn: "Shit... MASTER!"

-Finn and Letitia got outnumbered and both got stabbed by the soldiers spears-

[System: Finn Bradford has been eliminated]

[System: Letitia Villareal has been eliminated]

Oswald: " Hehehe, yeah, cry, you little fucks."

-Oswald gets hit by a rocket and went flying-

Oswald: "AAHHH, WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?!"

-Oswald gets sniped in the head-

Oswald: "ARGH! WHERE ARE YOU!"

-Oswald got shot by an arrow-

Oswald: "Is this supposed to hurt-"

-An exploding arrow exploded Oswald-

Oswald: "YOU FUCKING BITCH I'LL FIND YOU!"

Damn, this small pistol that can change to any weapon is quite something, I need to find buy more time.

-I ran away and went to a distance-

Oswald: "I've got you now"

-I fired my randomized bullet gun-

-A smokescreen went off-

Oswald: *Coughs* "Huh?"

-The Illness bullet hit Oswald in the eye-

Oswald: "AGH! MY EYE!"

-Oswald started coughing and snot starting flowing down from his nose-

Oswald: *Coughs* *Sniffs* "Ugh... w-what the fuck did you do to me?"

*Click*

Armor: "Sneak 0"

Chad: "It's over."

-I point my gun at his head-

Oswald: "Hehehe, HAHAHAHA!"

Oswald: "If isn't the "Vain" of Cratus High, I didn't think I'd get pinned down by the Vain himself."

Oswald: "I'm glad you revealed yourself YOU FUCKING MORON!"

Chad: "Oh shit, gotta run!"

Oswald: "YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE BOY!"

-Oswald spits out an exploding rocket-

-I came flying away then fades away from the blast-

"System: Chad Raynott as been eliminated"

Oswald: "Hahaha, fucking moron, he put up a fight for a fucking exo-less loser, not gonna lie."

Oswald: "I have won yet again, what a bunch of lo-"

-Oswald got stabbed in the back by a sword-

Oswald: *Spits out blood* "ARGH, WHAT?!"

Chad: "Surprise, motherfucker."

Oswald: "You little fucking bi-"

[System: Oswald Walker has been eliminated]

Chad: "Shit, that ain't easy to pull off..."

When I got blasted by that rocket, I immediately turned on stealth mode.

then I used the speaker drone that I set up to announce my elimination.

What a fucking relief that he fell for it.

[THE WINNER OF THE ANNUAL CRATUS HIGH BATTLE ROYAL: CHAD RAYNOTT]

[CHAD RAYNOTT WILL RECEIVE 50 TRIUMPH POINTS FOR THIS BATTLE PLUS FOR HIS KILL COUNT THAT HE HAS EARNED THROUGH THE BATTLE.]

[CONGRATULATIONS CRATUS HIGH STUDENT.]

Chad: "Ah, shit, my whole body hurts..."

Chad: "HEY WHAT TIME IS IT NOW!"

System: "It's 8:30 PM, Cratus Student."

Chad: "Oh damn. Winner Winner I'm late for dinner."

At the Spectator's side

Viewer: "Wow, I can't believe that guy did it.'

Viewer 2: "Yeah, it's unbelievable."

-The viewers are discussing the battle royale-

Mysterious Hooded Guy: "Hahaha, another victory from him, huh?"

-Takes of the hood, appears to be a woman with a scar on her nose-

Mysterious girl: "Your destiny is quite vague, the truth will be upon you now, 'Last Human'..."

End of Volume 1.