Team 69ers

When Take finished with his missions he ran into Anko while turning them in... like literally ran into her but as the topic of their team came up she handed him 2 files

[Riza Moharu

Civilian

Age: 11

Gender: Male

An average student with potential towards Taijutsu slightly above average scores across the board

Slightly cocky attitude due to out classing most other civilian academy members is weekly spars

Taijutsu: High Genin

Genjutsu: Student

Ninjutsu: Low Genin

Kenjutsu: None

Shurikenjustsu: Low Genin]

[Zezuma Reizuka

Civilian

Age: 12

Gender: Female

High end student scoring well above average is all subjects except Taijutsu, Has potential in kenjutsu

Taijutsu: Low Genin

Genjutsu: Genin

Ninjutsu: Low Genin

Kenjutsu: High Genin

Shurikenjustsu: Genin

Sensor]

After reading through the files he started to think this team wouldn't be to terrible as long as he can knock Riza down a few pegs

"Atleast we managed to secure a sensor that could end up proving useful and she apparently has some skill in Kenjutsu something I'd like to polish and see where her limit lies"

"As for Riza any ideas on how we could get rid of his cocky attitude id rather not have to deal with someone undermining either your or my commands over something as fragile as pride"

Hearing Take Anko puffed out her checks

"Who said you'll be giving commands" leaning in closer to his face "and what you interested in this Zezuma chick don't make me cut your dick off that shit is mine and you ain't gonna let anyone else enjoy that sweat fest except for me" leaning in further while pointing at his face from bellow as she spoke, Take could only put up his hands as if surrendering as he spoke in a teasing tone

"Of course my lady~" letting out a slight chuckle as he continued "and I only assumed that you wouldn't be bossing around those poor Genin all the time, shit you don't even show up when I'm doing D-ranks other then to sign off on them so think of it more as I'm your second in command"

Bringing his hand up to his chin before snapping and pointing a finger gun at Anko

"So how are we gonna bully these Genin to figure out whether or not they are worthy to be within our team?"

Hearing this a savage grin floated across Anko's face

"Oh... you don't have to worry about that... just go pick them up tomorrow and lead them towards training grounds 44"

"Wait... you aren't serious are you...they are just Fresh blood from the academy you don't seriously think they will be able to survive in that hell hole right?"

Slightly paling as the memory of being thrown in that same place by Anko not to long ago resurfaced

*

[Not to long ago]

"Where are you taking me Anko?"

Cutely tilting her head Anko replied

"Oh what so ever could you be talking about we are just going to do a bit of training is all"

Not believing her one bit but deciding to go through with it anyways they ended up finding themselves infront of a gate with a large forest behind it as Anko pointed to the forest

"Go in and keep walking towards the center then survive for a week have fun"

Shoving Take towards the gate he went in, after walking for an hour or so a large wolf looking chakra beast pounced on him before he could even react 4 more appeared out of the trees internally cursing Anko he pull his sword free from it sheath and started cutting them down but no matter how many fell there was always some to replace the one that fell eventually getting fed up with it he went through a series of hand seals 'Great Flash Fire' as a sheet of fire left his mouth making contact with the oxygen in the air it quickly spread blanketing the area with a layer of flames as a switch seemed to switch in Take and he manically laughed darting from beast to beast cutting and hacking his way through the forest

This continued for a week before a curious Anbu decided to see what was going on only to find an unconscious, beat, and bloody Take in the middle of a 20m area of completely charred land

*

[Back to present]

Shaking the thought free from his mind he gripped Anko's shoulder and said a single word

"No"

"But.. it will be fun"

"No"

"But...

"Anko... No..."

"But it-"

"Just give up Anko... I got a better idea"

"Ouuu really? Lemme hear it"

Gripping Take's shoulders in return waiting on his idea

"I'm just gonna beat on them until you see fit"

Stopping for a second obviously thinking really hard about which one seems more enjoyable she eventually agreed to Take's idea

*

Waking up with a beautiful Anko sprawled out on top of him he gently kissed her forehead before climbing out from under her and checking the time only to see that he was horribly late and lightly jogged to the academy after getting dressed and giving Anko a little shock with a lightning filled pinch on her cheek (A/N: Ass cheek? Facial Cheek? We may never know) as he arrived at the academy he saw a blackboard eraser fall on top of Kakashi' head stifling a laugh as he told his team to meet him on the roof as he passed team 7 getting a light shoulder check from Sasuke which he returned with a bit of force knocking the duck looking kid off balance earning a laugh from a blond haired kid with whiskers and a glare from a pink haired girl who seemed utterly useless without a hint of meat on her bones only lightly shaking his head in response he saw his two team members

"Team 19 with me"

Turning around as he said that with both Riza and Zezuma on his tail he made his way to a certain familiar training grounds ignoring the various questions he received along the such as

"You our jonin leader? You seem a little young"

"You sure your strong you look pretty weak to me boss"

"Where we going"

"Are we there yet? We've been walking for like ever"

"You sure you know where your going you look lost"

And so on repressing the idea of just beating on them here he continued on the way staying completely silent until Anko's figure was revealed in the clearing of the trees, the first to speak was Anko

"Welcome Team 19 I am your Jonin commander Anko Mitarashi let's start with a simple introduction I'll start, I'm Anko Mitarashi Age 23 I excell in tourt*Ahem* Questioning as for my likes there is Dango, Take, Dango and... Dango as for my dislikes there is a certain pedo snake, a certain seal and people who dislike Dango, Take you next"

"What's up, I'm Take Hikomori your second in command I excell in Lightning, Fire, and Wind based Jutsu alongside Kenjutsu, as for my likes there is Anko, my sword, and training as for my dislikes there is people who piss me off, and people who piss off Anko"

Both Riza and Zezuma liked at each other before Riza stepped forward

"Names Riza Moharu, Dont forget it.. I excell in what ever I please, I like what I like and right now that's this fine ass kunoichi infront of me as for my dislike it's what ever I feel like it"

Not realizing a certain Genin killing him with just his eyes he looked Anko up and down before sending a wink her way only earning himself a chuckle as Anko couldn't wait for the beating this poor Genin brought upon himself

"Um.. Hello I'm Zezuma Reizuka I don't really excell in anything particular I like Ramen and training with my sword as for my dislikes ( shooting a glare at Riza) Cocky bastards who dig there own grave"

Riza was about to speak but he was cut off by Anko

"Alright if you can't handle my Genin friend Take over here you will get sent back to the academy if you show some promise then you will be added into this team Readysetgo"

Not giving them a chance to prepare Take lunged straight towards Riza and swiped his legs out from under him before dropping an elbow on his solar plexus before pivoting on his feet and landing a backhand across Zezuma's face sending her tumbling back a few meters, turning back towards Riza

"Is this as far as that cocky attitude carries you, I Atleast thought you had a little bite behind your bark but you don't seem to be able back it up"

Turning back around to face Zezuma he unsheathes his sword

"Show me the fruits of your labor, Test your metal against mine and fall into the gulf between our levels of skill"

Getting up with a slight red hand print on her cheek Zezuma pulls out a wakizashi and jabs it towards Take who brought his sword up to parry it and landed a kick against her stomach

"A Ninja that fights fair isn't a Ninja, Now stand back up"

Completely disregarding the cocky bastard behind him that going through hand seals 'Fire Ball' doing a single hand hand seals '1 Sheet' as the fireball approached it meet a thin layer of lightning chakra completely stopping it as Take continued to dodge all of Zezuma's attempts at striking him by a paper thin margin on to wack her upside the head with the side of his blade planting her face into the dirt and catching Riza's fist before yanking it down and redirecting his momentum making his way a mouthful of dirt

Turning towards Anko and seeing her with a cheeky grin while shaking her head as if saying to get going he went through some hand seals 'Flash Fire'

"If you can get out of this with out dying consider your self part of the team"

As he finished his words they looked up to see a bright flash followed by a blanket of flames with small arcs of lightning bouncing within, realizing they won't be able to close the distance to get out from under it before it reaches them Zezuma went through the hand seals for 'Water Wall' while Riza went through the hand seals for 'Breakthrough' busting a hole barely big enough for him to evade the flames

As sweat from the heat ran down their faces they heard Anko

"Congratulations on Joining Team 19 Return her at 7am Tomorrow for training we will begin taking missions next week, Dismissed"

"Alright now that's some how about I treat you all to some food"

(A/N: Plot Holes Present? Maybe... Bullshit Present? Most Likely... Dumpster Fire Present? YOU ALREADY KNOW... well anyways hope you enjoyed if not just leave already what are you still doing here...weirdo)