Getting to know John

After my dramatic walkout, I realized I was still dragging the random stranger behind me, for all I knew he could be a serial killer! I immediately let go of him. I looked up at the stranger, he looked dazed. I thought to myself, I have kissed this random stranger the least I could do was get to know him. I decided to start with a simple

"What's your name"

He replied saying

"John"

Somehow that named seemed familiar. It gave me chills. But before I could say my name was Ashe he had started shouting at me. He was saying

" you psychopath lady whats wrong with you. You can't just kiss a random stranger. If I were your mother I would be very disappointed in you."

This whole speech hurt me a bit. I suddenly felt very bad. I hadn't thought about his feelings at all. I apologized and explained to him how I was trying to make my ex jealous and make him want me back. He nodded silently like he understood what I was going through. Then he said

" I will make you a deal. If u pay me a 100 bucks then I will be your pretend boyfriend and help you make your ex jealous."

He must have known my mom was super-rich. But at the same time, I thought this idea was absolutely genius. I gave him my number and walked back home, awaiting his text or call the next day.