"Wot in bloody meat is that thing?! 'ven the ugliest wild beasts me found 'em cuter than whaever that!"
It was good that the gentlewoman's overall weight was less than that of a feather, and that was hardly an overstatement, even if it meant for the short-bearded man to rekindle those muscles of his; of biceps he used to carry and clutch the gentlewoman known to the locals as Grannie Galen, who, contrary to such a moniker, wasn't looking that old at all… well at least in a way that made her youth somehow less natural looking, all with her mid-length bright-looking indigo hair and satiny skin curiously devoid of any wrinkle indicating her old age, but that was beside the point… all Licorice cared about for this kind of situation foremost was the fact that this 'old granny' indeed was light and wasn't getting in his way of fighting off that freak of nature…
"Behind ya! W-wait no! Above! ABOVE YOU ye blind?!"