Accio Soulmate

Ok this is supposed to be kind of a funny fluffy piece, and I also like the idea of Pansy having an early pregnancy during their last year with Blaise so I included that...enjoy!!❤️❤️ hope you're all well! (Oh and FYI some people that should be dead aren't, bc Y'know I write what I want)😂❤️

TW: mild language, adorable gays

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Draco and Pansy were sitting on pansy's bed in the shared dorms between the eighth years. The black haired girl was rubbing her swelling belly and groaning.

"Just remember this is your fault." Draco said snickering and flipping the page on his book.

"Maybe you should attempt to be in a serious relationship for once." Pansy grumbled glaring at the blonde.

"Sure like anyone would date a slytherin demon child. I can't just say accio my soulmate." He said

Harry Potter walked into the room, weasel at his side. Draco drained of all his color and Pansy cracked up, laughing so loud everyone in the room looked her way.

"Holy....holy fuck! Oh my god I cannot believe..." Pansy broke off as she hunched over her swollen belly to catch her breath. She couldn't stop laughing. Hermione granger walked over to the two, having gotten pretty well acquainted with Pansy.

"What's so funny?" Hermione asked with a quizzical brow. Draco was very red, holding the book up to his face.

"Noth-nothing." Pansy snickered. "Oh fuck that was funny."

"Pure coincidence." Draco hissed.

"Mhm, of course. Whatever makes you feel better darling." Pansy said sitting down and throwing her feet in the blondes lap.

"What are you doing with Malfoy Hermione?" Ron whined, Harry just a few feet behind him.

"Having a conversation with my friend." She seethed.

"Yes Weasley. It's not like we were having a heart wrenching discussion about turtles." Pansy laughed, practically drunk on the sheer disbelief she was feeling. She placed a hand on her stomach, feeling the baby kick a little. "This little fucker is gonna get it as soon as he's out."

"He?" Draco asked, not looking up from his book, ignoring the golden trio completely.

"Blaise and I want a boy, so we're calling the kid a he, in the hopes it'll make it a boy." She said with a grin grabbing Draco's book.

"You little fucker give me-"

"Ah, ah, ah. No language. My poor child shan't come out a cusser."

"You... you just cussed!" Draco hissed reaching for his book.

"OH NO CONTRACTIONS!" Pansy shrieked. Draco jumped up on his feet, only to be met by hysterical laughter. "Lovely daring. Fabulous response."

"Bitch."

"Dick."

"Straight-y"

"Gay."

Draco grinned and snatched his book, leaving the speechless trio and Pansy alone at her bed.

"Malfoys gay?" Ron asked

"Oh sweet mother of god Ronald yes. We've known that for weeks." Hermione glowered. "By the way Pansy, when are you due?"

"Three weeks." Pansy mumbled reclining back on the bed. "Blaise has like seven go bags and shit. I've never seen him stressed so this was eye opening." She said with a breathy laugh.

"Is he dating anyone?" Harry asked.

"Oh come on Harry you can't be-"

"Shut it Ron." Hermione hissed.

"Nope." Pansy said, pulling a chocolate frog from from a drawer in her bedside table. "He's a softie, but no one would dare date an "death eater" murder crazed loony." She mumbled, stuffing the chocolate in her mouth.

"Do you think he'd... uh... go out with... me?"

"Yeah he probably would. Just don't be a dick." Pansy said motioning for Hermione to sit with her. The girl happily obliged and beamed at Pansy, pressing a hand to her friends swollen belly.

"Hermioneeee." Ron whined. "Can we at least leave?"

"Nope. Go hang out with Marcus and Oliver or something." Hermione said turning back to Pansy and talking about baby names.

•••

Minerva walked down the hall, stopping when she heard a strange sound coming from a broom closet she had just walked past. She pressed her ear to the door.

"You're fucking crazy." Draco Malfoys voice laughed.

"I get that a lot. So, dinner?" The voice of- Harry Potter???

"We just made out for twenty minutes and you're asking me out?" Came Draco's voice once more.

"Yup."

"Alright then, suppose I'll go with you." The door knob turned and Minerva flipped to her animagus, sprinting down the hall before the boys saw her.

Draco and Harry parted ways, grinning stupidly at each other.

•••

Lunch came round and Harry was sitting with Hermione and Ron. His two best friends were staring at him like his skin was purple or all his hair was gone.

"What the fuck are you guys looking at?" Harry laughed. Hermione cleared her throat.

"Harry... is that a.... Slytherin. Tie?" Hermione said clearing her throat again and blushing.

Across the table Draco jumped up throwing his tie across the room.

"THANKS A LOT POTTER! GIVE ME BACK MY TIE!" He screeched among a laughing Pansy and shocked Blaise. Harry grinned like an idiot, slipping the tie off and tossing it across the table. He accio'd his own tie and completely ignored the shell shocked states from his fellow Gryffindors.

Of course no one noticed frustrated Dumbledore Flitwik and Hagrid sliding galleons across the table to a smirking Lupin, Minerva and Snape.

*Fin*