Shenanigans

*let's just say Draco really loves messing with his adorable boyfriend. And hates when said boyfriend gets distracted by.... anything. Draco hates sharing Harry with anyone. And maybe...maybe there's some M-preg.*

So sorry for the lack of content guys!! Enjoy this soft/smutty piece!!!❤️❤️❤️

TW: language, sexual intimacy, oral sex, male pregnancy

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Harry hammered away at the keys as the evil witch chased him down a narrow corridor. This was the seventh level of the new horror game he had, and he'd been playing it all morning. It was only 6 o'clock, so Draco was still asleep.

"Shitshitshitshitshit." Harry whispered as his stamina bar ran out and the witch began to gain on him. "Lousy fucker." He mumbled, starting the level over. He heard sound from upstairs but ignored it as he continued to play, click-clacking on the keyboard. He was at a standing desk, preferring to be up and about while he played. The stairs creaked but Harry didn't hear. He also didn't hear Draco lazily shuffle into the room, coffee in hand. He set his drink down and walked behind his boyfriend.

"Stop playing that muggle garbage!" Draco fussed, his hands sliding around Harry's waist and pulling the brunette back against his morning erection. Harry blushed a bit, but continued to play.

"It's a new level, I just gotta beat it." Harry mumbled, smashing the sprint key as the witch began chasing him again.

"Yea but it's so dumb! Just get off of it and come to breakfast." Draco whined, his hands sliding down into Harry's boxer. The brunette yelped.

"Draco, just two minutes babe then we can have the most intimate morning known to man." Harry said exasperated, his glasses slipping down his nose as he focused.

"I'm just stretching while I wait for your attention." Draco said with a sly smile, slipping his fingers down to Harry's now throbbing cock. The raven haired boy moaned softly and smashed the keys aggressively to try to ward off his hard on.

Draco's fingers slid around Harry's erection and the blonde bent his neck to rest his forehead on Harry's shoulder, squeezing his cock ever so slightly.

"Ha-shit Draco hang on babe." Harry gasped trying to escape the witch as Draco's fingers slowly began to stroke his cock. He groaned and continued to stare at the screen.

"Now Harry. I want you now. Is the witch more important than me with my lips delicately wrapped around your straining cock, sliding up and down slowly until I'm choking on-"

"JESUS!" Harry choked turning around. "You're so dirty!"

Draco smirked and dropped to his knees, tugging Harry's underwear down and exposing his leaky erection. "Says you. You're already coming and I haven't even started to suck you!"

Draco nudged the brunette back until he was pressed against the wall, and Draco carefully slid his lips over Harry's cock, smiling when the boy gasped sharply and tilted his head back. Draco continued to suck, flicking his tongue over the head every once in a while to torment Harry. The brunette's legs turned to jelly, and he hunched almost all the way over Draco, beginning to thrust into the blondes mouth.

"F-f-f-Fuck Draco that feels good, shit that's good." Harry panted softly, resting his arms on Draco's back as he bent over the blonde, thrusting harder as Draco's tongue teased the vein under his cock.

Draco made a buzzing sound and grinned when Harry cried out with pleasure. He got an idea and slowly lifted his finger to Harry's tight hole, sucked harder, then slid two fingers in at once. At this point Harry was hardly standing on his own, he could only encourage Draco by moaning or crying out with pleasure as his boyfriends fingers twisted in his arse and his tongue teased his cock. He wasn't going to be able to hold on much longer at this rate.

"Dra-Draco." He gasped. "Draco I'm close. Fuck...close."

Draco thrusted his finger to hit the little nub that was Harry's prostate, and was rewarded with Harry's scream and spurt. The brunette crumpled in his boyfriends arms, panting loudly.

"I'll fuck you tonight. But I've gotta get to work love." Draco said with a smirk.

"Don't tease me." Harry mumbled, kissing Draco's neck.

"It's a promise!" Draco snickered, sucking lightly on Harry's lip before standing and bounding up the stairs to shower.

***

"Oi Malfoy! You got that report on Davidson?" Kingsley yelled from his office.

"Yessir I've got it right here." Draco hollered back, standing up to take the file to his boss.

"Lovely thanks. Sorry about the overtime, I'm sure Harry's pissed at me." Shaklebolt snickered, flipping the file open.

"Yes sir. I'm sure he's fuming." Draco said with a laugh of his own.

"How is the lad? Haven't seem em in a while. Tell him I say hi wouldya?"

"Course sir." Draco said tipping his hat to the head auror and walking from the room. Returning to his desk, he picked up his phone and texted Harry with a warm smile.

'On my way. Be naked when I get there.'

'What's in it for me?' Harry wrote back. Draco smirked and leaned against the wall.

'I'll be in you.' He wrote, licking his lips at the thought.

'Promises,promises' Draco could hear the teasing tone in Harry's voice from there.

'When have I ever lied about fucking you?'

'Weasleys house on thanksgiving, You left me in the shower with the hard on of a century!'

'THAT WAS BECAUSE I COULDNT FUCK YOU WITH RON NEXTDOOR!' Draco wrote.

'Fine. But I'll be in a super bad mood if you lie this time.' Harry wrote. Draco grinned and grabbed his jacket, flipping his phone closed and grabbing his satchel.

"Night sir!" He called as he walked out the door.

"See you later Kid" Kingsley yelled.

***

"Mmmm. God yes." Harry gasped as Draco pushed inside him.

"Fuck you're gorgeous. So beautiful, so amazing, so responsive-"

"Just fuck me!" Harry cried, slamming back harder on Draco's cock.

"I'm making love to you! Let me tell you how much I love doing it!" Draco laughed, kissing Harry's cheek from behind and pulling Harry's waist back harder. He pounded into the brunette with ease, breathing heavily.

"I know you love fucki-"

"Love making" Draco corrected. "Fucking is a one time thing. I intend to pump you full of children some day." Draco breathed kissing Harry's neck repeatedly.

"Ok, I know you love "love making" and I can tell when you come inside of me! Words aren't neEDED!" Harry ended with a scream as Draco tilted his hips, thrusting directly into Harry's prostate.

"Oh wow. Shit Harry you're bloody amazing. So fucking tight. Shit shit shit. I love you, I love you Harry Potter." Draco gasped slamming harder into Harry.The brunette moaned.

"Nnnnn...Dra-Draco. You feel...feel amazing." Harry panted, his legs turning soft as his orgasm came nearer. "I love you too...so much." He came all over the wall in front of him, crying out and tightening around Draco's cock, making the blonde moan and come as well.

***

They lay in each other's arms, Harry nestled in the crook of Draco's arm, his head on the blondes chest.

"I still don't get it. How can wizard men get pregnant?" Harry asked, tracing small invisible patterns in Draco's skin.

"Well it has to be real love or it can't happen. The magical signatures of two soulmates can make a child form in a man." Draco said, sifting his hands in his boyfriends hair.

"Can we make a baby?" Harry asked sitting up and resting his elbow on Draco's chest.

"I suppose it's possible to do it, but I don't know if we should before marriage." Draco said, planting a kiss on the boys forehead.

"But someday?" Harry pleaded. He had never thought having a child was possible with his sexuality.

"Course love. We should sleep now though, if you want to go to Weasleys house tomorrow."

Harry nodded and grinned snuggling into the blondes chest.

***

"Honestly mate you'll be fine. I mean it's been a few years right?" Ron asked, stuffing a handful of chocolates in his face.

"Well yeah but it's only been a few weeks since I turned in that paper on Davidson, and if it isn't full I'll have to go back and find all my witnesses again, and on top of that if Harry says no then-"

"He won't say no dumbass." Pansy laughed grabbing one of the chocolates from Ron's arms.

"I second that." Blaise said.

"Third." The twins grinned, stealing two more candies from Ron's abundant stash.

"I agree as well." Hermione said with a tender smile, patting the boy on the back. "Now let's go."

***

Draco stood with professor Snape, his foot tapping nervously against the floorboards. His godfather noticed and sighed.

"For Peet's sake child, you know he's going to say yes."

"Well I uh, I know but he might not or- or-"

Harry stepped into the room, seeing Snape roll his eyes and nudge the blonde toward.

"So what's up Snape?" Harry asked, prancing over to his old professor.

"Forbidden section. Granger left a book there for you and I refuse to get it for you. I have a class to teach you know." Snape's facade was actually horrible, the joy of his godson proposing leaking into his usually stern sneer.

"Ok. But why would she leave it here?"

"Blood charm." Snape answered shortly. Harry nodded and grabbed Draco's hand, leading him over to the shelves. Draco dropped the brunettes hand.

"Gotta go grab somethin from Snape's class. Be right back." Draco said nervously. Harry nodded subconsciously and sifted through the books, looking for one with a dna symbol on it. A small light flickered from behind the shelves and he raised an eyebrow shifting to look at it better. Another light the first, then another, then another. Harry raced out of the restricted section towards the lights following the glows to a back section of the library. He stumbled into a room filled with candles and gasped. A throat was cleared behind him and he turned, Draco was on his knees, a velvet box open to show a gold band shining in the candlelight.

"I love you. Harry James Potter I love you with all of my heart, all of my being, all of my soul. And I want to spend the rest of my life showing you how much I love you. I want you to be mine forever. Will you marry me?" Draco was crying with Harry now, looking into Harry's widened eyes, his heart dropped at the look on Harry's face, but quickly picked up when Harry laughed hysterically.

"I just poured my heart out and you're laughing at me?!" Draco breathed.

"No no! I mean yes! Yes it's just-" he picked up a posh royal sounding accent "Mr. Harry Malfoy, husband of the pure blood wizard-" Draco grabbed Harry in his arms. "Hey I wasn't done!" Harry laughed.

"I heard yes." Draco whispered smashing his lips to Harry's, Harry smiled, tears pouring from his eyes as he kissed Draco back. Cheering sounded and parents and friends flooded the scene. Pansy and Blaise and Snape congratulated them, Hermione grinned and gave them a gift basket, Ron stole candy from said basket.

Draco was too busy slipping the gold on Harry's finger, too busy kissing his fiancé to even register that people were in fact there.

***

"You said yes." Draco whispered to the dark, astonished.

"Course I did." Harry yawned, leaning up to kiss Draco's scruffy cheek.

"But you...you really said yes."

"Yes Draco. I love you. I said yes."

Draco grinned stupidly. "You're so sexy Malfoy" he said with a stupid smirk.

" of course I look sexy, I'm a Malfoy!" He snickered kissing Draco's lips.

"I can't wait." Draco was giddy.

"Nor can I." Harry beamed, touching the ring on his finger.

"Say Malfoy, think this'll make arguing harder?"

"Nah, only for Rita skeeter. But don't worry Malfoy, we'll be fine."

They both laughed, snuggling closer under the covers.

***

__roughly 1 year later/after wedding_

"I'm very sorry Mr. Malfoy. I understand your frustration, but you can keep trying. It often has to do with the signatures connecting."

"But we've done everything you've asked and there still isn't anything!" Harry said quietly, clutching Draco's hand. The doctor across the desk looked sad.

"Could it be-" Draco began.

"Neither of you are infertile." The woman said. "Have you considered that you may not be soul mates?"

"No" Draco and Harry said in unison.

"I didn't think so. Just keep trying loves. We can meet back up in a month or two if you like. Be safe." The woman was sweet, but Harry hated hearing the bad news pass her lips every two months. They'd tried for ages, prayed, practiced, pleaded, still nothing.

"Harry-" Draco began once they were in the car.

"We're just not lucky. Especially because only like forty percent of men actually get pregnant, and that's of the people who were fit to do it."

"Ok darling. Home? Or dinner." Draco knew the answer, but he still liked giving his husband options.

"I just wanna go home and cuddle." Harry sighed, resting his head on Draco's arm while he drove.

"Ok. I love you sweetheart, you know that right?"

"Of course. I love you too." Harry said falling asleep again.

***

"Oh my god. OH MY GOD!! IM PREGNANT!" Harry cried, throwing himself in Draco's arms. Draco cried into Harry's neck, clutching the boy close. Maria was beaming.

"Now what did I say?" She laughed "I told you to just keep trying and here we are!"

Harry and Draco just stood there for a while, holding onto each other and crying.

"I'm gonna be a dad." Draco choked, clinging to his husband.

"We're gonna be dads! Oh my god! Oh my god I can't wait!!!" Harry gasped grabbing Draco's face and kissing him.

***

_2 months later_

"oh my god." Harry whispered.

"You're sure?" Draco asked, his eyes strained with agony.

"I am so, so sorry my dears. Oh my lord I am so sorry." Maria whispered.

"He's just gone. How? H-" Harry broke off in a sob, clutching Draco close.

"The fetus was simply lost. This happens occasionally-"

"Is it my fault?" Draco asked. "Did I do something to-"

"Oh honey no. No, it is merely chance. I am..I cannot tell you how broken my heart is for you. Please call me whenever you need." Maria cried softly, rubbing Harry's back. He just reached for his husband, crying. Draco scooped him up and carried him down to their car.

***

They cried together. Held each other. Cried. Ate. Cried. They didn't make love, didn't even kiss aside from a peck on the cheek. The truth is, they were scared.

***

_one Month-ish later_

"Harry." Draco started, picking at his food.

"Hm?" Harry asked. He still hadn't completely healed, but it was better.

"I want...I want to try again." Draco whispered. "Really try."

"I want to too. But if...if we lost another baby Draco. I don't know what I'd do."

"We won't love. Maria said it hardly ever happens. Well...ok so I can't promise, but I still think we should try again."

Harry smiled warmly, setting his silverware down to look into Draco's eyes. "And when would you like to try dearest husband?"

Draco licked his lips, pent up arousal marking him want to leap across the room. "I could go now." Draco said simply, leaning forward. Harry followed the movement so their faces were only a few inches away.

"Well alright. Follow me. Malfoy." Harry gave Draco a look that made his cock twitch. Harry stood and grinned, walking to their bedroom with Draco in close pursuit, practically drooling over the man before him. The second they crossed the threshold to the bedroom Draco pounced, grabbing Harry and dragging him to the bed. Draco actually tore Harry's shirt trying to get it off, the hunger for his husband making him crazy. Their pants came off next, Draco was out of his before Harry could even touch the buttons.

"Hurry up Harry." Draco choked, prancing in place as he watched Harry undress slowly, ever so slowly.

"Patience love." Harry grinned, looking at his husbands tented boxers. "Nice to see we won't have any problems." Harry smirked,dropping to his knees. He pulled Draco's underwear down enough to free The blonde's erection. Draco moaned as Harry's lips engulfed him.

"Shit Harry that feel amazing." Draco choked as he urged the brunette forward, his hands tangling in the shock of black hair below him. "But wait..."

Draco shoved Harry back just a bit and was met by a frustrated whine from the boy. "I won't last Harry, and we need to save it for-" Harry stood, smashing his lips to Draco's and grinning.

"Got it." Harry said with another sly smile, pushing Draco in the direction of their bed. Draco jumped out of his boxers and tugged Harry's off as well, grabbing his husbands hips and climbing over him.

"Ah ah ah!" Harry chastised, holding Draco's shoulders to keep the blonde from attacking his neck. Draco groaned and raised his eyebrows.

"What?" He whined.

"I wanna ride you." Harry said with a smirk.

"No. I can't touch you while your on top of me."

"Pleaseee!!" Harry whimpered, pointing. Draco dove into his neck, sucking and biting all over his throat and collar bone. "Dracooooo." He whined with a small 'hmph' noise.

"Maybe later. I wanna be able to savor you. Like a fine wine." Draco said with a grin, kissing and nibbling down Harry's shoulders and to his nipples. He licked over one and bit it lightly, making Harry moan and buck his hips up. He showed attention to the other and did the same thing, biting and licking to soothe the sting.

"Draco!" Harry moaned. "You're supposed to be filling me with children!"

"I'm getting there darling." Draco snickered, kissing the inside of the boys thigh.

"Ugh." Harry groaned. "That... again."

Draco complied, kissing and teasing the inside of the boys thighs until he was begging with his words and his body.

"Please..." Harry gasped softly, his hands tangled in Draco's premium blonde hair. Draco grinned and slid back up Harry's body like a snake.

"Please what?" He teased, kissing a sensitive spot under Harry's ear.

"Please...fuck m-make love to me." Harry moaned.

Draco obliged, slicking his cock with lube and very carefully easing into the brunette until he was fully seated.

"Mmmm yes." Harry gasped.

Draco began to move, slowly picking up his pace. Before long they were both panting and crying out, their orgasms impending. Harry let go first, spilling over their bodies and triggering Draco's climax. The blonde screamed and filled Harry, collapsing boneless on his husband.

"I love you." Harry whispered softly, smiling when Draco snaked up and rested his head on Harry's chest, already almost asleep. Draco was almost twice the size of Harry and usually the roles were reversed, with Draco holding Harry, but the brunette liked this. He liked the reassurance of Draco's head weighing his chest down, assuring him that he was there.

"Mm. Love y'too" Draco mumbled, shifting so he could spoon Harry into him. The raven haired boy smiled and grabbed one of Draco's arms, cuddling with it as they both fell asleep.

***

_3 months later_

"I'm sorry dears. It just hasn't worked." Maria said gently, taking one of each of their hands. "Just keep trying."

They could only nod, returning home and crying in each other's arms.

***

_1 hr-ish later_

"Maybe it's just not for us." Harry whispered as he stuffed ice cream in his face faster than Ron.

"Don't say that love. It'll happen someday." Draco said, gently raising Harry's chin to meet his eyes. "I love you."

"I love you too. Do you have to go to work?" Harry asked with a pouty face.

"Yes. I really am sorry, I've got a conference with Kingsley today I can't miss." He said. "But I'll come home soon as it's over ok?"

"Ok." Harry said with a frown, taking another huge bite of ice cream. The carton was almost empty. "Could you get more of this on your way home from work?" He asked setting the carton to the side and giving his husband puppy eyes.

"Of course. I love you sweetheart." Draco said, grabbing his coat and heading out the door.

"I love you too." Harry said to the empty room.

***

_4 hrs later_

Harry bent over the toilet for the fourth time in the hour, puking up the ice cream from earlier and crying. It hurt, his stomach ached and he felt like passing out was inevitable. He needed Draco. Remembering the conference he dialed his husband and tried to pretend to be his best.

"Hello?? Harry is something wrong?" Draco asked nervously on the other end of the line.

"No, no nothings wrong. Just wanted to know when you'll be home." He said, trying to sound happy.

"I haven't even gone into the meeting, they got sidetracked. It'll be a few hours. Why love? Do you need me to come home? I'm sure I can-"

"No! No I was just curious." He said reassuringly.

"Alright. I love you. See you soon love." Draco said. Harry repeated the endearment and hung up, bending back over and vomiting convulsively into the porcelain bowl.

***

_30 minutes later_

A loud pounding shook the front door and Harry rushed from the bathroom to open it, shocked when Draco shoved the door open, grabbing Harry and immediately examining him.

"Wha-"

"What's wrong? What happened? You're so pale Harry and you smell like puke. What's wrong?"

"How did you-"

"You're my bloody husband you imbecile I know when somethings wrong. Now what is it?"

"I don't know. I think it was the ice cream? I couldn't stop throwing up." Harry whimpered, losing the facade and crumpling in Draco's arms. His husbands phone rang and Draco flipped the cell open.

"Auror Malfoy. Oh..yes sir I'm so sorry about that. Harry's really sick I had to get home quick. Yes sir. Of course. Yes. Thank you I'll tell him. See you tomorrow." With that Draco hung up, plopping on the couch with Harry in his arms.

"Kingsley?" Harry asked. Draco nodded and kissed his forehead.

"What else hurts." Draco asked.

"I don't know. My stomach hurts, I feel like puking and-OW SHIT DRACO!" Harry cried jumping.

"What!? What did I do?" Draco asked exasperated. He had only been holding Harry. The raven haired boy relaxed back in Draco's lap, rubbing his chest and mumbling.

"My chest is sensitive." He whimpered.

"Oh." Draco though for a moment. "Say, did that ice cream... were you craving it?"

"I guess you could say that. I don't usually like mint but it tasted so good for some reason. Why?" Harry turned to look at his husband.

Draco cracked up and ran to their bathroom, coming back with an unopened muggle pregnancy test they had bought months ago and forgot about.

"Go try this." Draco laughed, shoving the box in Harry's hands. The brunette frowned.

"Draco-"

"Just do it Harry. Trust me?"

"Ok.." Harry mumbled. Climbing from the couch and hobbling into the bathroom. He wasn't feeling too sick anymore, which was a plus side at least. He sighed and took the test, leaving it out to wait for an answer. He opened the door and walked out to Draco.

"So?" The blonde asked.

"Waiting for it to register. I still don't understand." Harry said confused.

"You feel better now right?"

Harry only nodded.

"Ok so that's morning sickness, cravings, and sensitive nipples, and your all whiney-"

"I am not whiney! I just threw up all morning you bastard, of course I'm upset. And I do NOT have sensitive nipples." Harry said with a 'harumph' noise.

"-ok so whiney, cravings, morning sickness, sensitive chest... don't you see Harry?! Those are all pregnancy symptoms! You could be pregnant!" Draco said with a giddy laugh, grabbing Harry's hand and dragging him to the bathroom.

"But Maria-"

"Those tests are only 80% accurate anyways!" Draco said with a laugh, grabbing the stick off the counter and holding it out so they could both see.

In bright blue letters the screen read 'pregnant'

Harry feinted. Draco screamed.

***

_1 day-ish later_

"Well it appears the scan was wrong!" Maria cried as she ran back into the room with a file in hand. "My wand was off. You are indeed pregnant Harry!" She smiled and hugged the two boys.

"OH MY GOD!" Harry screamed, leaping into Draco's arms.

"You're sure?!" Draco asked, pleading.

"Yes Draco I'm positive. There are graphics of the fetus displayed from the wands. You're about three months in Harry."

"Oh my god. Oh my god.oh my god." Harry cried into Draco's neck. "We're gonna be dads! IM GONNA BE A DAD!"

Draco hugged him tight, crying into his hair and laughing. "We're gonna be dads!" Draco whispered in Harry's ear.

***

_4 months into pregnancy_ (1 month later)

Draco woke up suddenly to someone shaking him, hard.

"Draco!"

The blonde shot up to see Harry, soaked with tears.

"Sweetheart what's wrong?!?" Draco gasped grabbing Harry's face in his hands.

"We need socks!" Harry sobbed.

"Wha- what?"

"The baby! The baby toes will be so cold! We need socks!"

"Well yes of course love. But we'll get those when he or she comes."

"No!" Harry cried. "We need them! What if the store is out of socks! What if there aren't any and our poor baby's toes freeze!"

Draco almost laughed before he saw Harry was actually physically upset. Sobbing and shaking at the thought of their unborn baby going without socks in the middle of summer.

"Ok ok darling. I'll go get some socks in the morning."

"NO! They could be out Draco! We need socks now!" Harry sobbed dropping his head to Draco's chest. "Please." He whimpered, defeated.

"Ok love, alright let me go get my shoes on. I'll be back in like, ten minutes." Draco said.

***

Draco walked into the store in his pajamas, his hair disheveled, his eyes ringed with purple. He went to the infant section of the store and grabbed a pair of socks, walking to the register.

The cashier looked at him like he was nuts.

"Pregnancies." Draco sighed, handing the man two galleons. "keep the change." He groaned.

"Well shit sir. This your first one?" The man asked.

"Yeah." Draco breathed.

"How far along?"

"Um... he's... four months now? I think." Draco said,looking up.

The cashier laughed. "It's tiring now, but just wait till you feel the little fucker kick for the first time. It's bloody amazing." The man said with a smile, handing the socks back to Draco in a small bag.

"Thanks lad." Draco said, walking out of the store. The clock above the exit read 3:45am, making Draco groan.

He returned and sat the socks on the counter, plopping into bed beside his husband.

"Did you get the socks?" Harry fussed, turning to face Draco.

"Yes sweetheart. Go to sleep."

Harry beamed and nestled into Draco with a contented sigh. "Love you." He mumbled, already snoring.

"I Love you too." Draco whispered to the darkness.

***

_5 1/2 months into pregnancy_

Draco lay with his ear to Harry's stomach, watching TV. The blonde was exhausted from a 5 hour debate he had been at with the minister, so here they lay, Draco stretched out on the couch with his head resting on Harry's swelled belly, watching the office.

"That's what she said!" Michael Scott laughed, looking at Jan.

"God this show is stupid. Brilliant but stupid." Draco laughed.

His head jerked up. "Ouch!" He grumbled sitting up. He turned to look at Harry who was pale.

"What Harry? What was that?" Draco asked, rubbing his ear.

"The baby kicked." Harry whispered, a huge smile spreading across his face. "THE BABY KICKED!" He laughed hysterically. "Put your head back!"

Draco put his ear back to Harry's belly, gasping when a sharp jolt made him sit up again. "That lousy fucker! I had him first! I get to lay on em whenever I want!" Draco said to Harry's bump. The brunette laughed, grabbing Draco's hand and pressing it to the same spot. His own hand rested on Draco's and the baby kicked at it again. Harry gasped.

Draco only kissed the brunette with a stupid smile.

***

_6 months in_

Harry groaned as he hopped from bed to pee again.

"Baby, that's the fourth time this hour!" Draco called from the bedroom.

"Shut it! You're not the one with something growing inside of you!"

"I wasn't trying to be mean sweetheart, I was only stating a fact." Draco said when Harry walked back into the room.

"Well I don't want to hear the facts. All you do is piss me off! You chew too loud! You don't fold the sheets correctly, you don't even tell me you love me!"

"Darling-"

"Don't darling me! You're such a pisser! I just want you to tell me you love me! I just-" Harry broke off in a sob. Draco rushed to his side, cradling his husband.

"Harry James Malfoy, I love you! I love you so so so much and I can't want for that little fucker to be born so I can have my snuggle buddy back." Draco teased, kissing Harry's nose.

"HE OR SHE IS NOT A FUCKER! HOW DARE YOU! HE OR SHE IS PRECIOUS!" Harry screamed shoving Draco away.

"Honey it was only a joke! I'm sorry. Really Harry I'm sorry. Please come back. I want to hold you." Draco whispered, stretching his arms out. He didn't think he'd ever get used to the crazy emotions pregnancy brought Harry. Harry waddled back to Draco's arms and lay back with Draco's arms around him, turning the TV on and smiling when Draco's arms encircled his belly, waiting for the baby to kick once more.

"I love you Harry."

"I love you too." Harry said with a giddy smile when he felt the baby kick again.

***

_7 months in_

Draco woke up again when Harry went to pee. The brunette came back and shook him a bit.

"What love?"

"I need papaya. But not the cheap kind. The Mexican kind."

"Harry I don't think papaya-"

"I need it!!" Harry cried. "The baby wants papaya, and he'll starve Draco! The baby needs good perfectly grown papaya!!"

"Ok sweetheart. Alright."

Draco came back with papaya slicing it up and taking it to Harry who wolfed it down.

"Thanks baby." Harry beamed.

"Of course sweetheart. Get some sleep." Draco said.

***

_8 months in!_

Draco stumbled into the office. Harry had needed snickers, then fresh strawberries, then donuts. Then he needed a baby blanket to wrap around his stomach. All in one night! Draco slumped in his seat.

"I take Harry's cravings are keeping you up?" Kingsley laughed.

"Yes sir." Draco groaned, dropping his head to the table.

"You've only got a month to go right?"

"Yeah. Give or take." Draco mumbled. His phone rang and he flipped it open without looking at the number.

"Auror Malfoy speaking how can I-"

"MY WATER BROKE! DRACO HURRY UP!" Harry screamed over the phone.

"Well shit kid. Hurry up and go then! Good luck!" Kingsley yelled shooing Draco out of the office.

Draco floored it on the way home, and screamed when the blue and red lights blared behind him.

"Sir do you know how fast-"

"Please!Please my husband is giving birth Auror..."

he read the tag "-Davidson! Auror Davidson please! I MUST get home now!" Draco choked.

Harry screamed hearing sirens blare in the distance and get louder and louder. The front door slammed open.

"THANKS AGAIN! GOD BLESS!" He heard Draco yell. Draco saw him on the couch in a pool of water. "Oh god Harry ok. Shit shit shit. Ok this is happening. WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO EARLY?"

"I don't know!" Harry sobbed. "I called an ambulance, but I'm too scared to move."

"Ok. Ok you can do this darling. I'll go pack while we wait, just...just I'll be somewhere in the house."

***

_44.728 minutes later_

"AM I POOPING?!" Harry screamed. Draco winced as Harry's hand tightened around his.

"No?NO! No Harry you're doing fine! No poop." Draco said.

The door opened and a young woman walked in.

"Alright who's ready to have a baby?!" She asked excited.

"WHAT THE FUCK TOOK YOU SO LONG YOU WHORE!" Harry screamed.

"He's ready Doctor Morrison. Push sir!" One of the nurses said. Harry cried out, gasping and practically breaking Draco's fingers.

"Mr. Draco perhaps you should go get some ice?" One of the assistants suggested.

"NO! No Draco stay!" Harry begged, writhing.

"We've got a head doctor!"

"Few more pushes sir."

"TELL THAT FUCKER TO HURRY UP!" Harry screamed as another wave of pain went through him.

"We have a torso!"

"Just give me two more pushes sir!" The doctor said.

"Two more baby. Only two." Draco said, gasping as Harry's next wave of pain cracked his knuckles.

"Congratulations sir! It's a boy!" One woman said, bringing a small naked baby to Harry. He sobbed softly and cradle the infant to his chest, collapsing back against the pillows. After a few minutes they took the child and cleaned him up, returning with a little bundle of blankets.

"Would you like to hold your baby sir?" One of the nurses asked Draco, smiling warmly. He jumped up from the chair by Harry's bed, scooping the baby into his arms.

"Wow." He whispered. He crawled into the bed with Harry, crying softly with his husband.

***

_30 minutes later_

"Wanna count his fingers and toes again?!" Harry asked excited as they hunched over their baby.

"I think we should just let him sleep for now love." Draco said with an amused smile.

"This is a new life. We're dads now." Harry whispered.

Draco smiled warmly, leaning down to kiss his sleepy husband. "Indeed. I love you." He whispered.

"I love you too." Harry said, clutching the baby closer and snuggling into Draco's arms.

*Fin*

(Lemme know if you guys want a part two...)