Truth or Dare

*a stupid and cringy trope I've done before, and shall do again.*

But.

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With a funny and amazing (and depressing)✨twist✨

Love you guys

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"I dare you to make out with Ron!"

Hermione did, Ron blushed, and then she spun the bottle.

It landed on Draco. He grinned.

"Pansy, i dare you to strip to your undergarments and run down the hallway. Bonus points of you run past Snape's classroom."

She grinned, shamelessly stripped, and sprinted down the hall.

She came back a minute later with a light sheen of sweat glistening over her body. She grabbed her clothes and hurriedly dressed, sitting back down in the circle. Pansy spun the bottle, and this time it landed on lavender, who dared harry to call Snape Daddy. He of course couldn't do that at 3 am, so they put it on the "dares not to forget to do in the morning" tab and continued playing.

Harry spun the bottle, and it landed on hermione. She smirked, turned to Blaise, and dared he and pansy to make out loudly in the hallway.

They did and filches screams could be heard down the hallway. They ran back into the room of requirement, laughing hysterically as filch banged on the now doorless wall.

The game continued for another hour and the mercy began to fade as worse and worse dares entered the game.

Harry held his tongue, hoping he could save at least a little bit of his innocence before the night was over. He was practically losing his virginity watching Ron and hermione Frenching.

****

"Alright black. I dare you to drink the whole bloody bottle, since you think you're immune to becoming a drunkard."

"Now now Minverva, I've got to get home some how!" Sirius laughed, tilting the bottle back and draining it with little resistance.

"You'll be the death of him professor, honestly." Remus sighed

"Now, back to the game." Sirius said, letting the bottle drop to the floor. "Never have i ever lost a game of wizards chess to a child"

"I see how it is black." She grumbled, taking a shot. With a sour glint in her eyes she smirked. She cleared her throat and-

"Never have I ever been caught frenching a professor while on the run." She said.

Sirius grabbed the shot glass and tipped it back, and Snape snickered quietly.

"You're turn snivellus." Sirius said.

"Never have I ever broken a bone."

Sirius took a shot, as did Remus. Hagrid tilted his glass back.

"Never have I ever flirted with someone to get something for free." Remus said.

"I don't believe that for a second" Sirius said, taking a shot. Minerva took one as well. Snape casually sipped his shot.

"NO WAY SNIVELLUS!" Sirius cackled. "WHATD YOU GET?! ACTUALLY BETTER QUESTION!. WHO!?!" Sirius fell backwards into his chair laughing.

"I was seventeen, i wanted a free coffee. It was lily who told me to try it."

The room sombered for a second in silent memory of lily before he continued.

"I had more.... to look at when i was a teenager. the woman had to have been at least 25, but it worked." Snape smirked and shrugged, setting his glass down.

"Wow. Even Snape's flirted his way to free stuff. How does it feel Remus?"

"I didn't say i didn't get free stuff, i just didn't have to work for it." He snickered when Sirius huffed in annoyance.

"Never have I ever flashed no one." Hagrid said.

No one drank. Sirius nudged Remus. "You got somethin to say Remus?"

"THAT IS NOT THE SAME THING!!!"

Sirius raised his hands, defending himself. "Alright alright. Whatever you need to tell yourself."

Remus growled. "Never have i ever chased my own ass" Remus said with an evil cackle.

"HOW DARE YOU! I WAS TWELVE" Sirius yelled snapping his head back and drinking.

"Takes two to tango darling." Remus snickered.

A scream echoed down the hall as a half naked Pansy Parkinson sprinted past.

"Should we-"

"No." Minverva said. "I dont want to know."

"Fair enough" Sirius said.

"Never have i ever railed someone in my office." Snape said with an evil grin.

Remus glared at him, but slowly drank a shot.

"I dont even want to know that story." Minerva sighed. Then she tilted he head back and drank.

'Wait.... WHAT?!"

"Elphinstone was here over Christmas! I was bored. It was at least twenty years ago black. Besides if i recall you had your fair share of-"

"Alright! Alright i get it." He sighed.

"It's been so long. So long since we've have fun. Never thought an eighth year at Hogwarts would be in the picture but here we are."

"Sometimes i wish nothing had changed." Remus said. "I wish I wasn't dead. Sirius and I could've been happy."

"Wait." Minerva whispered. "What."

"We wish we weren't dead." Snape said quietly. "You're still alive Minerva. We aren't. This is just a memory from years ago."

"Wake up." Sirius whispered.

"Wake up Minerva."

"Minerva!"

Minerva shot up from her desk, a sheen of sweat glistening on her brow. Horace stood over her, a concerned look on his face.

"What is it?" She asked, sitting up in her chair.

"You've got a class to teach in an hour darling. You've missed lunch."

"Oh. Sorry Horace, ill be out shortly."

"Of course."

He walked out, shutting the door behind him.

Minerva reached behind her pulling out the picture of the order. She pulled out the bottom drawer of her desk, reaching in. The empty bottle of fire whiskey was still there, from that cold October night. So many lives lost. So many people she wouldn't see again. So much had changed. She had lost so much. They all had.

Minerva buried her face in her hands letting tear spill silently from her eyes.

"Professor?"

She shot up, wiping her eyes and using a wordless charm to clean herself up.

She turned, seeing potter in the doorway. He looked so much older now.

"What is it Mr. Potter?"

"May I sit?"

"Of course." She used her wand to pull a chair to face her desk.

Harry sat, just then a commotion rang out in the hall. Miss grangers voice could be heard, and then a deeper one.

"You're a filthy mudblood Granger! Smarts wont ever fix that. You'll always be the little skanky mudblood who had it coming." Zacharias Smith's voice rumbled down the hallway. Minerva stood.

"Leave me out of this SMith. We both know i earned those points. You're just jealous. No need to be so violent about it."

Minerva was in the doorway now, a circle of students blocked her path, she could only watch.

"Ill show you violent granger." He snarled lunging forward.

He didnt get to granger, instead a flash of blonde hair smashed into him, and there was Draco malfoy.

Minerva watched in shock.

"Back off Smith, i dont want to hurt you."

"I used to look up to you malfoy. Now you've disgraced your family, and your house."

"You're the disgrace here smith. Now go fuck around with someone your own size."

"Get out of my way you bloody poof! Let her prove herself."

"I said fuck off Smith." Draco growled.

Zacharias fumbled for his wand, but Draco raised his hand, sending the boy tumbling backwards.

"Fine Malfoy. You're a better dueler. You cant fight though." Smith spat, standing.

Malfoy shucked off his coat, raising his fists. "Come on then smith."

"Malfoy, I'm not asking you to do this." Granger yelled.

"You're a lady, you shouldn't have to fight him because he being an ass."

Smith ran at Draco, but the blonde shifted on one foot, dropping to a crouch and swiping Smith's leg out from under him. Smith fell, and Draco dipped down, grabbing his collar and slamming him against the wall.

"I said back off. Understand? I'm a prefect Smith. You will respect me. And you'll respect Granger too. Is that clear?"

"Sure faggot. Clear."

"Amazing." Malfoy said, dropping smith and turning away.

The other boy lunged, and in a second Draco turned, punching him so hard a sickening snap could be heard. Slughorn had gotten through the crowd and grabbed Draco, steering him away. Madame Pomfrey helped Smith away.

"You wanted to chat Mr. Potter?"

"Um. Yes professor."

"Ive got-" she checked her watch. "Thirty minutes until my next class."

***

"Professor. I consider you... well i trust you more than a lot of people. You've always been sort of like a second mother to me."

"I'm flattered Mr. Potter. I'm glad you feel you can trust me. That isn't all is it?"

"No, no." He bit his lip. "I. I've just, its." He sighed. "It's malfoy."

"I see. What about him exactly?"

"Well i mean. I, I just. It's like i cant hate him anymore. My mind wont let me. And i want to, hes done so much to me to deserve it. But... i just. I dont know." Harry sighed. "I really dont know. Can we talk when ive got more time?"

"Of course. I have two hours after this next class."

"Lovely. Sorry. Thanks professor."

"Of course dear."

****

Minerva jumped, dropping her pen when she heard a knock at the door.

She sighed. "Come in!" She called

She did a double take when Draco Malfoy entered the room, his robes smooth, his hair brushed back. He'd grown it out to the point of having a mullet.

"I know you've only got a short amount of time, i can be brief."

"Alright, come along then. Sit down."

Draco walked forward and sat his books down on the floor. He pulled a hair tie from his wrist, wrapping his hair in a messy bun.

"Pansy wanted to be able to practice braiding, and Ive just been too lazy to cut it." He said.

"Ah, I see. So, what seems to be the problem?"

"Well professor, its Potter."

"Oh?" She wanted to punch someone in the face. She wanted to tell Snape about this. Or even better, she wanted to force Remus to deal with it.

Instead she leaned forward.

"Well he.... hes still at that Dursley house ma'am."

"And?" Minerva asked. She didnt like it but there wasn't anywhere else to put the boy.

"I think they're abusing him professor."

"That's a strong inquiry. Do you have any proof."

"He sleeps right next to me professor. In the eighth year dorms. He always wakes up begging them to stop. Hurting him."

"Mr Malfoy many people have hurt harry in his life."

"No this is different, this is a real nightmare. I would know professor." He took a deep breath. "There's a different between remembering and living it. He isn't just remembering."

"Mr. Malfoy he hasn't got anywhere else to go."

"I'm eighteen professor, i have a steady income and a residency, my father forgot to take me out of his will before he went to Azkaban, my mother signed off all their belongings to me before she moved in with andromeda. I can legally be a guardian."

"You think he would agree to that Mr Malfoy."

"I dont know professor. I wouldn't be at the house much, the canons just accepted my application, so ill be training most of the time. He'd hardly see me anyways."

"Ah yes, you've been put on as a seeker havnt you dear. Youngest in history."

"Yes ma'am but-"

"I will ask Mr. Potter, I have a meeting with him in a few hours."

"Awesome. I've got potions in about five minutes so ive got to run."

"Bye Mr. Malfoy."

"Bye professor." He said, gathering his things as first years began walking in.

"Is that him!?" One girl whispered far too loudly.

"Yup. Someday." She sighed.

Draco stood. The girl practically threw her books on the ground, he bent to pick them up, and handed them to her.

"MALFOY FIVE MINUTES TIL SNAPES PORTRAIT GIVES YOU A DETENTION! HAHAHAHAAH!" Blaise's voice echoed down the hall, followed by Blaise sprinting past the classroom.

"Shit!" Draco sprinted.

She blushed.

****

"Wait wait wait." Harry nudged his glasses up on his nose. "He wants me to live with him!?"

"You dont have to dear. But instead of going to live with those... Dursley's, you could stay at the manor. He would be gone for Quidditch practice most of the days, so you wouldn't see him much. He thought you'd like being able to stay in the wizard in world."

Harry took a deep breath. "Are you sure he was being serious?"

"Quite. He would go with you to collect your things, and you'd be done with the Dursley's for good. It's for less than a year, once you're eighteen you'll be able to do your own thing."

Harry nodded. "I suppose that'd be nice."

Minerva smiled and nodded.

****

Harry knocked on the door, his sweaty hands shaking just slightly. His trunks were already on their way to Malfoy manor.

He felt a hand on the small of his back and looked up at Malfoy.

"You'll be alright Potter."

Harry nodded and the hand left his back.

The door opened and Vernon sneered.

"That time alread- wait. Who is this boy?"

"Draco Malfoy." Malfoy extended his hand.

Vernon shook it suspiciously. "What are you doing here?"

"I'm here to help your nephew collect his belongings. He's leaving, you're no longer his guardians."

"That's not true." Vernon reached to grabbed harry, but malfoy shoved him behind his back. Harry stayed behind him, a sweat breaking on his brow.

"It is sir. Now step aside before I make you."

"I know you cant use magic outside of that school boy."

"No?"

Draco raised his hand and a flair of fire sparked from his fingers.

"They can only track my wand." Draco growled. "They cant track my hand. Therefore, I cant do whatever i want to you."

"But the boy-"

"Harry." malfoy correctly. "Does not know wandless magic. I on the other hand..." the flame grew and swirled closer to the house.

"How dare you threaten me." Vernon growled. "You'll be sor-"

"Watch it old man." Malfoy snarled, grabbing his lapels, the flame disappearing. "It'd be a shame if this place caught fire. You're in no position to threaten me. Step aside or face the consequences."

Vernon hissed and opened the door all the way, stepping aside.

"Wait in the car Potter, just in case he decides to gamble his life."

Harry retreated to the car, no questions asked and waited for Malfoy.

The blonde returned not ten minutes later, his hand up, as all of Harry's things drifted behind Malfoy in the air. Malfoy used a shrinking spell to fit them in the trunk of the sportscar he'd bought, and then opened the passenger seat.

Harry turned the keys, looking one last time at vernons vengeful face, now joined by Dudley and petunia.

The car started, and he drove away.

"That went well." Malfoy said.

Harry laughed out loud.

"What?" Malfoy smiled and turned to him.

"You threatened to burn his house down!"

Draco shrugged. "But i got your stuff."

"That's right. You did. I'm so thankful."

"You're very welcome." Drac- Malfoy. Said with a grin. Harry shook his head. Since when was Malfoy Draco?

"You gotta teach me how to drive this thing Potter."

"Maybe that'll be your Christmas present." He said with a laugh.

"Christmas isn't for another bloody month potter! Early present."

"Nope. And its not a month, todays the first, Christmas is the twenty fifth."

"It's close enough." Malfoy mumbled.

Police sirens echoed behind him.

"Shit." Harry grumbled, pulling over.

"What does that mean!?" Malfoy choked.

"It means Vernon is smarter than we thought. Can you do a face changing spell without a wand?"

"Like a shorter version of poly juice? Yeah i can."

Malfoy Raised his hands and dyed his own hair black, before turning harry into a woman with long red hair.

"Jesus I'm glad you're a man in real life." Malfoy snickered.

"Why?"

"Because you're a bloody hideous woman."

"Fuck" harry groaned looking in the mirror.

"Not with that face." Draco cackled.

"Real funny Malfoy."

Knuckles wrapped on the window, and Harry rolled it down.

"Sorry officer." malfoy said. "What seems to be the problem?"

"We got reports of a kidnapped boy." The officer said, obviously very confused.

"I... sorry what? We just got back from dinner, we were heading home."

"Do you mind stepping out to let me check?"

"Of course sir."

"This car is registered to someone else. Is it stolen."

"It's registered to me sir. Please check again." Malfoy said.

The officer looked down at his tablet. His eyes squinted and he was confused again. "Shit. Guess I'm seein things."

"For the record." Harry said, imitating Lunas accent in an attempt to hide his voice. "That family on private drive is always causing trouble. They dont like us because our son is gay and tried to hit on their son this one time and now they're hellbent on destroying my husbands reputation, hes a businessman you know."

The officer nodded. "I see. There didnt seem to be a room for a second child there."

He checked the whole car, even under each seat, and then seemed satisfied.

"Very sorry to bother you two, enjoy the rest of your evening."

"Thank you officer." Draco said, grabbing harry and opening the door to let him in.

They drove off again, the cop car turning around to go back to the dursleys.

Draco let out a breath, stretching and flexing his fingers.

He snickered. "They're hellbent on destroying my poor husbands reputation. He's a bUiSsNeSs man you know." Draco cackled mimicking Harry's horrible accent.

"Oh shut up." Harry grumbled "ill put a dent in this car before you even learn to use it."

"Alright alright I'm sorry. It was bloody funny though."

"Where's the apparition point?"

"Someplace called Birming street."

"Lovely."

(Part two coming today or tomorrow)

Some lovely Christmas fluff coming soon.

Possibly smut if you guys want it...🤨