Somethin soft/I’m back…….

....would you believe me if I said my disastrous life got in the way of my existence of writing shitty fan fiction again...

Well if you don't that sucks for you.

Here's something soft with no thought whatsoever: will post more later,

H o p e f u l l y

-SB

(also, in a world where Harry and Draco are friendly/together from the get go. No pettiness)

(This is basically just a bunch of one shots of shit I wanted to write but couldn't)

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In the 8th year dorms on Harry potters birthday...…

Hermione and Ron were running as fast and quietly as possible down the rows of curtained off beds, towards Harry's room.

A surprise birthday would do him good….right?

Hermione slipped the cupcake she conjured from its case and held it out, then she and Ron both pulled the curtain aside at the same time.

They were met with a sleeping Harry, but he wasn't alone.

Harry was laying back against Draco's chest, snoring softly.

"Ew, is that necessary?" Ron mumbled

"It's his birthday Ron. I'm sure Draco was trying to spoil him. As per usual."

"Yeah? Well we already have to compete with his damned crazy expensive gifts and now he's smothering him too?"

"Oh hush, we'll give him his gifts tonight let's just leave them be" she whispered, drawing the curtain back.

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"Sooooo." Harry mused, reaching up to rub violently at his eyes as he propped himself up on Draco's chest.

"So?"

"So what's my birthday gift?"

"It's your birthday?" Draco was smiling.

"I hate you."

"I like you so much."

Harry groaned and plopped back against Draco, not bothering for his glasses. "I'm serious! Tell me what it is"

"I didn't get you anything but my love and affection dear."

"You're literally the worst boyfriend ever"

"Well I snuck in here didn't I?"

"Whatever. You sneak in here all the time." Harry started pressing soft kisses on Draco's neck.

"You can't seduce me potter I know your tricks."

Harry kissed under his ear, then his collar bones. "On really? Seems I know all your weaknesses. Tell me what my gifts are!!!"

"No. You'll learn tonight."

"I don't like you."

"I love you enough for the both of us"

****

Idk like 20 years later

(Also some sex.... I wasn't planning it but eh, my friend wanted me to add it so here we are...)

"Mmmmmmmmglroroodocldffndnsnsn" Harry woke up with a groan and grabbed for his wand.

"Good morning beautiful"

Harry abandoned his night stand in favor of rolling to face his husband in bed, grinning at the man's five o'clock shadow. "Morninnn" Harry slurred, reaching up to kiss him while stretching his limbs out.

"Happy birthday my love."

"Thanks. I'm old."

"You're so gorgeous." Draco muses, smothering Harry in kisses.

"Well no shit Sherlock look at me."

Draco snorted and pulled Harry closer. "Why don't I show you how grateful I am for your being born huh? A little wake up call?"

Harry blushed a little and slipped his legs around Draco's waist, kissing his mouth heavily before moving to straddle him.

"I'm going to rock your world gorgeous." Draco murmurs, kissing all over Harry's stomach, pulling him from his lap just a bit.

Harry grinned, but before he could tell Draco to strip the sounds of children sprinting down the hallway got them both to quickly pretend to be tired again, slipping back under the covers.

"You ever wish we could sell them?" Draco asked as the door slammed open and an army of four tiny monsters started climbing their bed.

"Only every day, three times every hour." Harry groans as he's assaulted with "HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY"

"They're the perfect cockblock and abortion add smushed into one" Draco laughs, grabbing two of the kids and hauling them out of the room.

"DAAAAAAaaaaaaaD" comes a screech from a pissed off teenage scorpius. "ALBUS WONT GET OUT OF MY ROOM"

Draco laughs, dropping the demons to sprint down the hallway on a quest.

"Gimme 30 minutes to shower and call pansy and I'll give you the best sex of your life" Draco smiled, kissing Harry softly, far too innocent for the way he's talking.

*in SpongeBob voice* thirty-minutes-later

After some heavy coercion and offers of cookies Pansy has managed to wrastle all the children in the floo, and is hugging Draco goodbye. He's done with his shower in minutes, and then topples out of the bathroom to grab Harry.

"Alright baby get over here." He laughs, grabbing Harry off the bed and pulling him into a searing kiss that had Harry gasping for air.

"How long d-do we have?"

"Five hours gorgeous, and I'm using every second of it"

Harry gulps and blushes as Draco halls him up in his arms.

***

"Ffff-fuck Draco. God you're so good, you're so good" Harry is gasping, holding onto Draco for dear life while the blonde rocks up into him with steady thrusts.

"You sure you don't wanna do somethin else? You're doing all the work like this you know." Draco sighs, holding Harry's thigh while they share a kiss.

"Like-like riding you" "Harry pants "gets-gets you-ah- a lot deeper"

"I could get deeper spreading you open over the kitchen counters you know"

"Fuck-yeah yeah I know you could, but-but then I'd-fuck- n-never make lunch without getting a-bboNER"

Harry voice goes high on the last word as Draco hits a sensitive spot. And the blonde grins, slowly sliding up to hit it again.

"Let me-fuck Harry you're tight. Let me just…. Lay you out. It's your birthday you know I should be doing all the work."

"O-o-k" Harry squeaks "I'm close anyways, you're so fucking good"

Draco squeezes his hip and slides out of him, flipping Harry on his back before quickly sliding back in, resuming his assault on Harry.

Harry moans loud and carelessly as Draco pounds into him, holding his thighs to keep them from closing shut.

"B-b-babe. Babe I'm close, oh fuck Draco I'm close."

Draco Grins and grabs Harry's cock, pulling them both over the edge.

Harry gasps, riding it out until they're in a heap on the bed. "Jesus. That was- resllly good"

"Happy birthday baby."