You might die

For a few seconds, there is nothing but silence that fills the darkness around me. Navi takes her time before she abruptly responds.

Tell me anyway.

So the lesser salamander I poured so many stats into died just like that. Guess I shouldn't have been so reckless and underestimate those adventurers for being newbies.

Umm, what just happened.

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Hello?

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Anybody out there?

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Can I be respawned?

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Navi?

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If this is a joke then I don't think it's funny!

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Why? What happened? Tell me dammit!

Darwin? Why? What did I do?

Why, what did I do?

Did it evolve twice?

Now you sound mad too.

But is it my fault that those lizards evolved?

Why?

Alright, alright. Status open.

Status Guy Lv.27 Goblin instructor

Mp 10+46+7

Strength 5+46+11

Constitution 5+46+14

Speed 5+46+8

Magic ability 0+46+2

Skills:

universal humanoid language, universal monster language, dungeon map

throwing lv. 5; enhanced stamina lv. 3; breathing technique lv. 3; stealth lv.3; soul vision lv.1; enhanced stomach capacity lv.1;

instructing lv.3; instructor's assessment lv.1;

dagger use lv. 4; backstab lv.2; energy dagger lv.1;

trap making lv. 5; camp construction lv.2; make-shift crafting lv.1;

dismantling lv. 5; cleaning lv. 1;

Earth magic lv.1;

Oh.

But isn't this a good thing? If I can help monsters achieve better evolutions then VR dungeons profits, right?

Can't we find a more peaceful solution to this?

I feel more than see the soul thread begin to pull me towards my destination at an insane speed. I doubt I'll respawn in the dungeon I was in before.

I slam into my body and take a moment to get ahold of myself. My vision shows the ceiling of my room at VR dungeons and my ears report a very sinister voice hissing at me.

"Hello there. Glad you could make it to my little party to celebrate your sudden fortune. Unfortunately, the pinata I ordered went missing so you'll have to take its place."

Now that just sounds outright threatening. Navi, beam me up!

You have terrible taste in movies and now get me out of here before Darwin murders me!

That's torture! Also, isn't it bad for me to be respawned at the fastest speed?

Really?

"What are you lying there for like a dead fish? You're supposed to stand up! This is for Fortuna!"

I turn my head in time to see Darwin punch out with an enraged look on his face. My body is hit and instantly splattered across the wall.

I reenter the darkness and immediately feel the pull of the soul threads. Moving at an insane speed in a place with no points of reference feels strange. And I already feel a throbbing headache approach along with the end of the darkness.

I crash into my body even harder than last time and my mind just blanks for a full second. Then the splitting headache sets in along with the pain of having my body splattered across the wall again.

As darkness envelopes me I am kind of thankful that I can't be instantaneously respawned. At least I now have ten seconds of mild headaches instead of those few seconds of mind-boggling pain when I'm respawned.

To distract myself from what's to come once I am dragged out of the darkness straight into Darwin's waiting fists I try to focus and look at the soul threads.

They are easy to see. As soon as I try to get a look at them they appear before me. Perhaps the strain they put on my soul by creating such a strong pull makes it easier to see them?

Before I can expand on that theory my ten seconds are up and another bout of intense pain follows. Darwin still looks like a mad ox seeing red but I swear that his punch this time wasn't as strong as the ones before. Still, it splattered my body into a bloody mess all the same.