Sanguine venom (2)

Would I have grown to that level too if I had been allowed to stay with master Oden? I can't help but wonder what if...

Don't get all philosophical with me. I know I can't change the past but I still wonder what would have happened.

Like I used to do with adventurers?

First crisis? What is it this time and why are you telling me now?

I did ask myself that but I just figured Darwin had done something since everything he touches seems to just work out.

Go on...

Registers? What does?

Does Guy have the same problem?

So what exactly is going to happen to me once I realize that I died?

Can't I or will you not let me?

So I'll go crazy and attempt to kill myself, fail over and over and then?

Got it. I'll try not to think about all the things that could have happened, happy?

How so?

Is my venom all you see me for? My sanguine boost can give me a thirty percent boost to all my stats and the only flaw it has is that it is temporary.

I tune out Navi's superfluous advice as the void around me fades and is replaced by a cavern-like structure. I can see ores, glowing gemstones, and luminescent plants all around me. The gray stone walls are lit up by the gems and plants in an uneven manner that indicates the natural growth of those plants and the random formation of those gemstones.

I can see rock lizards flitting across the shadowy rocks and hear the clicking steps that I believe belong to kamikaze hermit crabs. This place seems almost peaceful, serene even. If it wasn't for the giant claw mark etched deep into one of the walls along with fallen stalactites that are girthier than Darwin's belly.

Whatever broke those stalactites is no joke.

A drake, huh? Those are the four-legged ones, right?

So the ruler of this territory is basically an oversized lizard?

Enough with the crocodile comparison!

Back to the topic at hand. I open up the dungeon map and take look...

Who made this crap!

This dungeon is a veritable mess. It looks like a series of caverns and caves that were naturally formed and then brutalized by a bunch of crazy digging moles.

I mentally dismiss the map since I feel like every second I spend looking at that chaotic three-dimensional image of chaos and wanton destruction gives me brain damage. Navigation isn't going to play into this much, is it?

I choose a random direction and begin to slither along determinedly. There seems to be little to nothing going on in these tunnels and caverns. I am the biggest monster around and all the small beasts scatter the moment I approach.

*Roar*