Collapsing hollow clap

So they were people… but why do they still look like people! Why did only Monica become fat! That's unfair!

I don't care! I want to be pretty! Make me pretty!

Suddenly a weird sensation runs through me. I shrink and my hands look like they should. Shape wise, of course, they are still made out of pretty white stone. What happened?

Status Monica Lv. 1 marble golem

Mp 100+10+1391

Strength 5+10+4

Constitution 9+10+28

Speed 1+10+3

Magic ability 3+10+0

Skills:

universal humanoid language, universal monster language, dungeon map, mana-powered, gifted child

Robustness lv.2; reassembling lv.3; punch lv.3; shatter punch lv.2; mana conversion lv.3; mana efficiency lv.7; shaping lv.1

Gifted child? Is my status praising me? I like my status!

That's so cool! Can I transform into miss angel too?

No need, I'll try later. Now that I am pretty, I have to show myself to those adventurers.

*Crack*

Someone broke an innocent statue! Death to all intruders!

I break into a run towards the direction where my feeling of rage originates from. How dare those scumbags hurt my inanimate brethren!

Monica doesn't want to think! Monica want revenge!

I storm into a room filled with humans. That's a lot of people! And they are all holding pickaxes…

Oooowww!!

That hurts! Don't hit poor Monica with those sharp picks. Monica is a cute girl! You aren't allowed to bully Monica! Monica will get mad! Monica will punch you! How dare you evade Monica's punch! Meanie!

Oooowww!!

Oooowww!!

Stoooop!

Now Monica is mad! Taste my special move, you big meanies!

Collapsing hollow clap!

Monica puts her cute palms together and then quickly pulls them apart. As the palms move away from one another, a suction is created and the meanies lose their balance as they too are drawn in. Then, Monica slams her palms back together and claps.

A shock wave spreads from Monica's palms like a ripple in the air. It also hits Monica, that hurts! But the meanies are thrown away like broken dolls as they are smashed into the room's walls. Monica wins!

I saw sister Tele use it when her character threw away his staff. She used it to kill many weak enemies at the same time. I wanted to do that too, so I just did.

That sounds like some serious psychological issues you have there. Maybe you should see a therapist.

You don't sound fine…

But I don't have a staff…

Fine. But Navi…

Why can I not move?

But there are more meanies!

I wasn't listening!

Ooow!

Ooooooow!

Ooooooooooooow!

Monica doesn't want to wait anymore!

"Hello there, boys. You sure you want to bully a small child when you can have fun with me instead?"

A soothing yet sexy voice sounds through the room. And the adventurers pause. All the pain vanishes and my surroundings grow quiet. I open my eyes that have been shut tightly and see that I'm surrounded by a bunch of marble statues with terror on their faces, some look as if they are trying to cover their eyes. Others are moving!

"Hi there my little cutie. I don't remember adding you to my collection. Just where did you come from?"