Prologue.

Dear diary:

I find it weird that in order to have an autobiography, I have to write down everything from now on…

So, dear diary… doesn’t that sound so cliché? Ugh! I sound like one of those beautiful princesses and shit.

Okay, okay, let’s try again.

Dear Diary,

Nah! Scratch that! I don’t want for my autobiography to start like that, that ain’t me.

Hello! I’m Esther Gunner, and this, this is my epic life story!

Have fun!

-Esther Gunner