NO... WHY... MY CHEATS!

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Name: [... Please enter your name …]

Titles: [Ignored By God], [BAKA, you think you're smart!?], [Unique, but without family...]

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Species: *New Race* *One of A Kind* *Baby*

[Muu] - You are the first and only one of your kind, you hold potential far outpacing all others, even the gods themselves. You have 7 [Gifts], all of them together allow you to make your imagination, reality. However, you are but a babe, and such power is not easily controlled nor contained. Thus, your gifts have been locked by the ||[Mainframe]||. You require a large number of [Growth Points] to unlock all aspects of your [Gifts].

As a Muu you have a true form, yours is a small floating mammal, pink furred, with large azure eyes, a thin tail 2x longer than your body ended by a solid pink oval. Your form is reminiscent of a mouse, your legs are akin to a kangaroos, and your head reminds one of a kitten. (If you still can't tell this is Mew from Pokémon)

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"Whaaa… W-What the hell, I, HAVE, QUESTIONS!?!?, first off why the heck don't I have a name!"

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The user currently lacks a name due to standard rebirth procedures.

The user is required to select a new name

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The user will now select a name in…

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*ding*

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You may now speak your desired name…

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"Ehhhh… what the fudge, I have to pick a name… I'm not prepared though!"

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Would you like your new name to be:

[Ehhhh… what the fudge, I have to pick a name… I'm not prepared though!]

[Yes/No]

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"WHAT, NOOOOOO!!!!!, Goddamit, are you trying to troll me!"

*Bzzt*

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User has selected [No]

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Please speak your desired name in...

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*ding*

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You may now speak your desired name…

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"MELLY FITZGERALD!"

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MELLY FITZGERALD has been awarded the title

[*Clap* *Clap* *Clap*]

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For the incredibly high energy and excitement with which you shouted your new name…

*Clap* … *Clap* … *Clap*

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Grants: +1 free stat point every level

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The newly named Melly now held a bright pink hue on her cheeks.

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If one looked closer they might notice the poorly hidden smile on her face. Still shying away and fidgeting, her cheeks began to puff up as she pushed her chest out and responded in a stuttering voice.

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"E-e-hh y-y-you d-don't really m-mean that d-do you, I mean it's nothing t-to p-praise me a-about… W-wait before… in my status… didn't you call me a Baka, Ha well now look at yourself, *hmph*, you're the Baka for praising me!"

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[Administrator - Dust] has been besieged by chortling.

[Dust] refers Melly to the title:

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[Baka, you think you're smart!?]

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Baka, you think you're smart!? - You are one of the smartest people to ever exist, however your sheer level of narcissism means that almost everything becomes a compliment to you. You are the apex of Tsunderes, in fact your tsundere level is so high that you naturally emit an aura of serenity, all tsunderes who encounter your aura will inevitably bow down before you, their princess.

However, the price of being around you is considered steep by some… having to constantly endure your childish insults, your words hold a strange power, due to this people have done drastic things, unbeknownst to you.

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Grants: +2 Intellect every level, +3 Charisma every level

Active skills: [Hypnotic Speech], [Serene Aura]

Passive skills: [Adorable], [Malleable Mind], [Exponential Intellect]

*This title was randomly picked from your previous titles and is the only title still retained from your previous life*

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"Woah! SKILLS! STATS! This title seems really powerful… emm … but why did you show me this… also I was wondering earlier… but… why is my race non human… and uhh… why is my true form Mew from pokemon."

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[Dust] states "A tsundere is incapable of understanding by nature."

[Dust] agrees to expand upon Melly's species

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"Melly's species is a unique form of life, normally incapable of existing. However, due to the existence of gifts holding vast genetic information and data, weaved into your existence itself, you have become a new, one of a kind race.

At the height of power a Muu is projected to be a rank Omnis entity capable of vast alterations of reality by simple thought. You are now a special life form that does not require biological processes, rather you are a unique life form that lives as pure imagination, thus your true form is reminiscent of what you believe would fit such a being."

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The little girl's eyes sparkled upon hearing of her race.

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"... dang… I don't really understand what Omnis rank is but it sounds powerful. At least now it makes sense why my true form would be Mew. Like IMAGINATION and shit"

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"I mean if I'm apparently made from imagination, which is pretty cool by the way, I can do anything Imagination can, anything I think of could be possible. It makes perfect sense, doesn't it, Dust... Hmm… actually can I not call you Dust, it makes me feel like I'm talking to an old man…?"

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[Dust] originally intended to remind Melly to continue the tutorial, however Melly's Words have caused Dust to reconsider.

[Dust] asks Melly a very important question concerning her perception of the [Administrator]

Is the [ Administrator] male or FEMALE!

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CHOOSE

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[M/F]

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"Uuuugh… passive aggressive much, ffiinnneeee… your female… I'm not dense enough to miss the subtle message."

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Achievement Unlocked

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You Answered Right - Under subtle threatening by the administrator, you persevered, and in the end you answered correctly.

Is the Administrator Dust male or female!

Why she's female of course!

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Reward

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Title - [Not Dense]

Grants: +1 Wisdom every level

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The befuddled face adorning Melly's features said it all.

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"But… but… why? Why… is this even an achievement… *ahem* alright I get it your female, definitely never male, okay got it, now can I JUST CALL YOU BY A DIFFERENT NAME?"

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[Dust] changes display name to [Addy]

[Addy] requests to continue the tutorial

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"If the user hadn't noticed there is in fact more of your status to be displayed. Please tap the expand button in your head to view the complete analysis. We will be looking at the current state of your stats, skills, and gifts.

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"Oohhh Addy, that's a good name, guess I'll see what my stats, skills, and gifts… are… Wait... the mention in my race about my gifts… it said they were sealed, *gasp*... no, NO, NOOO! You can't mean my cheats… you must be lying … they're not sealed right … they can't be… you're trying to trick me aren't you! Please tell me you didn't… please tell me you're lying!!!"

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[Addy] comments on the absurdity of Melly's statements.

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"Negative, the ||Mainframe|| is a conceptualized form of absolute quantification. All information and data given, perceived, or processed by the ||Mainframe|| is 100% Accurate. It's very nature stops any attempts to present false information."

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[Addy] presents ||Mainframes|| logs:

~7 omega tier Gifts were Identified upon analysis of user by the ||Mainframe||.

~The Gifts are weaved into the user's base existence.

~These Gifts have been successfully identified and tagged as Transcendent Blessings.

~Due to the users lacking Mind, Soul, and Physique, the ||Mainframe|| has invoked status limitation.

~The user's gifts are currently in a dormant state.

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"Oooh god… deep breaths, in… out… in… out… please, please, please… okay, Expand"

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Name: [Melly Fitzgerald]

Titles: [Ignored By God], [BAKA, you think you're smart!?], [Unique, but without family...], [*Clap* *Clap* *Clap*], [Not Dense]

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Species: [Muu] *New Race* *One of A Kind* *Baby*

You are the first and only one of your kind, you hold potential far outpacing all others, even the gods themselves. You have 7 [Gifts], all of them together allow you to make your imagination, reality.

However, you are but a babe, and such power is not easily controlled nor contained. Thus, your gifts have been locked by the ||[Mainframe]||. You require a large number of [Growth Points] to unlock all aspects of your [Gifts].

As a Muu you have a true form, yours is a small floating mammal, pink furred, with large azure eyes, a thin tail 2x longer than your body ended by a solid pink oval. Your form is reminiscent of a mouse, your legs are akin to a kangaroos, and your head reminds one of a kitten.

*(You are currently in your childlike humanoid form)*

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Lvl: 1

Stats:

HP - 102 Regen - 5 per/Min

MP - 145 Regen - 9 per/Min

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Vitality: - 5 ( +10) = 15

Strength: - 5 ( +10) = 15

Dexterity: - 5 ( +10 + 2) = 17

Intelligence: - 5 ( +10 + 2) = 19

Wisdom: - 5 ( +10 + 1) = 16

Charisma: - 5 ( +10 + 3) = 18

Luck: - 5 ( +10 - 1) = 14

Flexibility: - 5 ( +10) = 15

Presence: - 5 ( +10 + 3) = 18

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Potential: 200 [ passively grants [stat + (stat x 2)] ]

Free Stat Points - 1

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||Title Bonuses||

[Ignored By God] • [ Dex + (lvl x 2)] [ Pre + (lvl x 2] [ Luc - 1]

[BAKA, you think you're smart!?] • [ Int + (lvl x 2) ] [ Cha + (lvl x 3)]

[Unique, but without family...] • [ Pre + (lvl x 1) ]

[*Clap* *Clap* *Clap*] • [ +1 stat point every level]

[Not Dense] • [ Wis + (lvl x 1) ]

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||Title Skills||

|Active| [Hypnotic Speech] lvl 1/100

When activated consumes 20 MP. When used, the user has a chance to command a targeted individual for 1 minute without question.

|Active| [Serene Aura] lvl 1/100

Emit the aura of a Tsundere Princess. Those within its AOE will become more accommodating to you. All speech related abilities become more easily used, they will have a lower cost, and have a higher success rate. Higher levels will extend effects to animals, plants, spirits, and golems. Keeping this skill active consumes 40 MP per minute

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|Passive| [Adorable] lvl 3/3 (Mastery)

People within your proximity will occasionally become enamored with you, doing whatever you ask for without question. This effect lasts for 30 minutes. You used this ability in your past life to hoard candy, in fact a major candy shortage occurred because of you.

|Passive| [Malleable Mind] lvl 5/5 (Mastery)

Your mind is extremely malleable, you're capable of creating various personas for use on the fly. In your previous life you mainly used the following personas: Cutsy, Creepy, Insane, Feral Beast, Murderer, Cut-Throat tycoon, Innocent, Detective, Arsonist...…... [Abby] deserves the right to keep her reservations.

|Passive|[Exponential Intellect] lvl 1/1 (Mastery)

Your intellect is almost unmatched, your base intellect stat will not grow in a linear fashion instead it will grow exponentially, doubling every 2 levels.

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||Learnt Skills||

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-NONE-

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[Dust Magic] lvl 0/100 - Lowest form of [Earth Magic]

[Ember Magic] lvl 0/100 - Lowest form of [Fire Magic]

[Wave Magic] lvl 0/100 - Lowest form of [Water Magic]

[Zap Magic] lvl 0/100 - Lowest form of Lightning Magic]

[Breeze Magic] lvl 0/100 - Lowest form of [Wind Magic]

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|Transcendent Gifts - Genome Trees|

Growth points - 0

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Unlocking Base Genome Trees - 20 Growth Points

Kryptonian Genome *Dormant*

Martian Genome *Dormant*

Metaloid Genome *Dormant*

Homo-Magi Genome *Dormant*

Avatar Genome *Dormant*

Ōtsutsuki Genome *Dormant*

Eldritch Vampire Genome *Dormant*

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