Chapter 17: Invasion

Me: Thank you for your reviews and forgiveness, here's a batch of cookies like I promised! *Shows plate of cookies*

Sasuke: Wait, I'll taste them, to make sure they're safe. *Grab a cookie and eats it, soon starts to choke and falls to the ground*

Me: Sasuke? Sasuke come on don't joke! *Sasuke stays down* oh crap.

Sakura & Ino: SASUKE-KUN!

Me: Shit! *Looks at readers* I don't own Naruto… or Sasuke, but rather Kishimoto-sama! But if he asks where Sasuke is, tell him… he got electrocuted to death, BYE!

Sakura never been in a more stressful situation until now, for once her Sasuke went and chased the Suna sibling to who knows where, her boyfriend chased after Sasuke, then practically everyone fell asleep and several suna nin and sound nin, her boyfriend chased after the suna sibling, a man blocked her to her love, and her boyfriend left her…

Did I mention the part where her boyfriend left her to chase after Sasuke and the suna sibling?

"I SAID MOVE!" Sakura put her everything to her kick and kicked the man's one true weak spot.

"EEP!" the man squeal and fell face first. "MOTHER OF GOD!" he yelled in a high-pitched voice.

"Never stand in the way of my boyfriend!" Sakura yelled at the man then started to chase Naruto… before another man blocked her way again. "MOVE! OTHER WISE YOU'LL END UP LIKE YOUR POOR LITTLE FRIEND!" she yelled at him and pointed at the downed man.

"EMILIOOOOO!" the man screeched.

Man shook and stood aside.

Without a word Sakura ran passed him and out, looking for Naruto and running where she thinks he went.

(With Sasuke)

Sasuke continues to run through the forest, quickly catching up the sand sibling.

Sasuke frowned. 'What the hell are they planning? Whatever it is, I'll figure out, and then laugh in their face for their failed plan… and probably kill them for my own amusement.'

Temari looked back to see Sasuke quickly catching up with them. "Kankuro, do something about the duck-haired bastard!" Temari commanded.

"HEY! I CAN STILL HEAR YOU! YOU SORRY EXCUSE OF A BITCH!" Sasuke snapped.

Temari popped a vein. "Make sure he dies a slow and painful one." she said.

Kankuro nodded and stopped, along with Sasuke.

"So…" Sasuke started. "I guess asking nicely won't get me through."

"Heh…" Kankuro chuckled before taking out Crow. "Let's see how well you do against a puppet master." Kankuro said.

Sasuke looked bored. "Can't I just use my fire jutsu and burn it?" he asked.

Kankuro thought for a while. "Ok, no fire jutsu, alright?" he commented.

Sasuke looked thoughtful. "I… guess it's fair…" he took a fighting stance then jumped away, right when Crow cut one of the branches he was standing on.

'Shit, that's fast!' Sasuke activated his sharingan and ducked in time to avoid getting his head cut off.

He made hand sign. "FIRESTYLE: FIREBALL JUTSU!" he yelled and blew a giant fireball towards Kankuro who narrowly dodged.

"Hey! You promised not to use fire jutsus!" Kankuro accused.

"I promised shit! PHOENIX FLOWER JUTSU!" he continues to blow small fireballs at them. Kankuro continue to dodge them before…

"Save your chakra… Uchiha…" Sasuke turned to see Shino Aburame standing on a branch.

"You're going to fight him!" Sasuke asked. Shino nodded. Without another word, Sasuke started to jump away, trying to make up for lost time.

"Keh, freaking annoyance, just one after another, I'll end you guys!" Kankuro launch Crow towards Shino, trying to poison him.

(With Naruto)

Naruto growled, his eyes flashing red. 'Dumbass! Running off by himself to fight not one, not two but three peoples, and if that wasn't enough, one of them has a puppet which we have no idea what he can do, another can control the wind with a giant fan and the third can control sand… WITHOUT MOVING A MUSCLE!' Naruto thought. 'He's practically looking for a way to die!' Naruto speed up before getting ambushed by several men.

"You ain't going anywhere pipsqueak." one of them said with a smug grin as they edge closer.

"Out of the way, I need to beat some sense into a certain Uchiha." Naruto said, oddly calm.

"We'll see about that!" they all lunge at him.

(With Sakura)

Sakura was jumping tree branch from tree branch, putting chakra in her feet then unleashing them in burst to propel herself further and faster.

One of her jumps she looked down and saw Naruto fighting a couple of guys, she thought of helping him but he seemed fine so she continued on to see if Sasuke was at least breathing, he's condition or how close to death he was, was of no importance.

She also found Shino fighting Kankuro and was able to avoid a poison cloud that was meant by Shino but it missed and it almost poisoned her.

Through the whole time, several thoughts were going through her head. Like 'is Naruto-kun ok?' or 'was it a good idea to leave Naruto-kun' or 'hope Naruto-kun didn't get a scratch on his perfect body' or 'wonder how many energy Naruto-kun will have for tonight?' all really interesting thoughts.

Soon she caught up to Sasuke who was dodging Temari's wind.

Sakura put ninja wire between two shurikens and threw them at Temari, pinning her to a tree.

Sasuke was surprised to see Sakura there. "Sakura, why are you here?" he asked.

Sakura turned to Sasuke. "Why the hell are you just doing standing there! Go chase Gaara!" she yelled.

"What about you! She's too strong for you!"

"You don't trust me? What kind of teammate doesn't trust his own teammates!"

"I was just…"

"You make me sick!"

"Wha…"

"Get the fuck out of here!"

"But…"

"NOW!"

"Yes ma'am." Sasuke ran off, not wanting to piss off the cherry blossom any longer.

Temari looked at Sakura in wonders. "Damn, I wish my brother listen to me like that." Temari produced a kunai from who knows where and cut the wire holding her down.

Sakura watched Temari carefully. 'Ok, I know she uses wind jutsu with that giant fan of hers, if I can separate her and her fan, I should be able to beat her.' Sakura thought with a nod.

Temari smirked. "Whatever you're thinking it won't work. Just give up and maybe I'll just give you a minor concussion." she said with a smug grin.

Sakura looked at Temari carefully and quickly threw several kunais and shurikens which Temari redirect with the wind.

"Weak!" Temari yelled and swing her fan, sending a giant gust of wind at Sakura.

Sakura wasn't able to dodge it in time and got hit, getting several cuts on her body. Temari ran towards Sakura.

Temari swung the giant fan and hit Sakura in the guts but Sakura turned to wood.

"Keh can't believe I fell for that." she said.

"Believe it!" Temari turned to only to receive a punch to the face. Temari staggered back which earned her a swift kick to the guts. "That all you got?" Sakura asked, slightly disappointed.

Temari glared at her.

(With Naruto)

Naruto punched a guy straight in the face, knocking him out, around him was a group of unconscious people, but it seems like more people joined the fight yet Naruto still won.

"I swear. If one more people stop me from chasing Gaara and Sasuke, I'ma kill them." Naruto moved to leave.

"Halt!"

"You got to be kidding me!" Naruto turned to see more Sound and Suna Nin.

They started laughing. "Damn, we got calls from several comrades in this area asking for help and this is what we find? A mere genin?" one of them said.

"Maybe they were still weak and were nervous at the moment so they weren't at their best." one suggested.

"Well, we'll just have to go all out on him…" another suggested… before they burst out laughing.

"Are you serious! We'll only have to flick his forehead!" one of them laughed.

Naruto gritted his canine teeth in anger. But they soon turn to a smirk.

"Oh really?" with red eyes Naruto looked at them, his smirk still in his face, he took off his headband and tied it on his arm. With his thumb, he pointed at his forehead. "You wouldn't even be able to touch my forehead, let alone any part of my body."

"Heh, get too cocky and you'll end up dead gaki."

Naruto's smirk never left his face, though his eyes now held danger in them. "Talk for yourself ass."

The guy glared at him. "Someone should teach this kid to keep his mouth shut." he said, everyone raised their arms. "Well, since we're all so eager, this could be a group lesson." and without another word, they all charged at Naruto.

(At the stadium)

"AHH HELP!" a woman tried to fight off a couple of perverted men who started to rip of her clothes.

They both had blushes on their face and drool on their mouth.

Suddenly, one of them flinched and turned to his teammate, and three times, with all his strength, kicked him in the balls.

The guy whimpered in pain. "Why?" he groaned.

The supposed teammate grabbed a bat from cyberspace and whacks himself in the balls… three times. He soon fainted from the pain.

"Are you ok?" the woman turned to see Shikamaru with a bored expression; she also saw his shadow retract back to him.

"Did you… did you save me?" she asked.

Shikamaru sighed. "Yeah, I used my shadow possession to control the movement of one of them, it was painful just looking at them." he said.

"Ok, but… where did you got the bat?" she asked.

Shikamaru shrugged. "You can pull out practically anything just by putting your hand behind your back." to demonstrate his point, he put his hand behind his back and pulled out a burrito and took a bite out of it.

"What's that?" she asked.

"I don't know… but I'm guessing it came from Mexico…" he shrugged and walked away.

2 minutes after leaving and too other ninja came and attempted to rape the woman yet again.

"AHHHHH! HELP!" she screamed.

Ino jumped back as a guy almost cut her and kicked him in the balls with everything she had, he fainted due to pain.

"40! 40 times I had to kick someone's balls just to get twenty feet away from my current location!" Ino complained.

Ino took another step and a man showed up. "41…" she sighed.

Hinata struck a man in the chest, killing him; she shivered and looked behind her at the piles of dead bodies, all of her work. She felt nauseas but composed herself, telling herself to throw up after the fight is over.

'You would think after killing 20 people's you'd get used to it, but no!' Hinata thought, hit another man in the head, killing some of his brain cell and getting him in a supposed-drunk state.

"Hey beautiful, want to play around?" he asked with a slur.

"Ahh!" Hinata hit his head again, killing more brain cells.

"Honey I'm home!" he said, no slurs, but he sound like one of those successful fathers.

Ahh!" Hinata hit him again.

"Pitiful heartless, mindlessly collecting hearts. The rage of the keyblade releases those hearts. They gather in darkness, masterless and free… until they weave together to make Kingdom Hearts." by the time the man was done, he was next to Hinata, rubbing her bellies as if she was a Buddha.

'What's wrong with him?' she asked herself, hitting him yet again, this time he died. Hinata sighed. 'Finally it's over…'

Another man showed up. "Ha!" before he could react, Hinata hit him in the head, killing some brain cells.

"Don't sneak up on me!" she scolded him, the man sat up, rubbing his head.

"Ow, you shouldn't slap people in the head, you could get them dizzy. Got it memorized?" he asked while tapping his head with two fingers, he sound carefree for some reason.

Without a second thought, she hit him in the head again and ran off.

"You darn kids!" the man yelled, sounding old. "Ow, my back!"

(With Tenten)

she hit three people with three kunais then threw five shuriken behind her where she pin a guy down.

"This is a problem, how are we supposed to fight this ninja carefree if they are so many civilian around?" Tenten asked.

"I do not know…" Tenten turned to see Rock Lee. "But I do know is that this Sound Nins are unyouthfully attacking civilian and holding them hostage! That is most unyouthful!" he yelled youthfully.

"Lee…" Tenten started slowly. "Why are you here? You're supposed to be in the hospital." she said.

"I know, but I cannot let this unyouthful act go on any longer, I will youthfully punch some youth into their youthful bodies! YOUTH!" Lee youthfully speeds off. "YOUTH!" he punch a ninja. "YOUTH!" he punched another. "YOUTH!" he punched an innocent bystander.

"Ice cream!" a man for some reason yelled in the middle of a battlefield. Lee turned to him.

"ICE CREAMS ARE MOST… UNYOUTHFUL!" he speed towards the ice cream man and proceeded to beat the living hell out of him while youthfully yelling 'youth'.

Tenten sweat dropped. 'I need to get him to see a therapist…' she sighed. 'But I guess if I did that, they'll be another maniac running around screaming about youth, and I would've learned nothing from last time.' she ignored Lee… and the poor defenseless ice cream man and started killing Suna or Sound nins.

(With Naruto)

Naruto stood over several unconscious bodies, he rubbed his forehead.

"Guess I was wrong, he was able to flick my forehead." his eyes turned back to blue. "That's a problem for later." he sighed and ran off, hoping to reach Sasuke and Gaara, even though his time got horribly wasted.

(With Sakura)

"AHHHHHHHHH!" Sakura screamed while being hit with the wind scythe jutsu. She fell to the ground, hard.

She coughs some blood and looked at Temari who was walking towards her with a smug grin.

'Damn it… I was too weak; I wasn't able… to separate her… from her fan…' Sakura thought with a painful groan.

Temari smirked at her evilly. "Hope that'll teach you to underestimate me…" she put her iron fan on Sakura's stomach and started to put pressure on it.

"Gah!" Sakura cough more blood and was quickly running out of breath.

Temari smirked. "This is it bitch, make sure you say sorry to your lover boy once we sent him to hell!" Temari raised her fan, missing Sakura's widened eyes and threw it down but Sakura quickly jumped back, avoiding a fatal hit.

Temari growled and looked at Sakura who cough more blood.

"Don't you dare… talk about Naruto-kun that way!" Sakura looked at Temari with new determination in her eyes. "I'll make you pay for what you did to me and said about Naruto-kun!" Sakura made three clones and all of them ran around Temari and threw kunais and shurikens. Temari just dodged the ones the real Sakura three.

"Clones won't work, they can't even touch me." she said with a grin, her response was more kunais thrown at her, she dodged blew the ones that Sakura threw but they didn't got affected, they went through her and she got impaled from the back, she groaned in pain and looked behind her to see Sakura running around and threw more shurikens.

She blocked them but got impaled on her sides, then on the back, then on her other side.

"That's it!" she spin around, gathering wind and unleashed them in waves, making the clones vanished and Sakura to scream as she got cut several times. "You really shouldn't piss me off, you could die that way…" she said in a sweet tone.

"Please… no matter what… I do… you'll still be… pissed." Sakura looked at Temari. 'What's her weakness?' she asked herself, after some thinking which for some reason Temari wasn't attacking, she finally got the answer. She made some hand sign.

Temari prepare herself but Sakura just got back to her fighting stance and looked at Temari, unweaving from her look.

Temari raised an eyebrow. 'What did she do?' she asked herself, she felt something rub her cheek. Before she could react, she heard a voice that sent chills down her back.

"Temari…" a hoarse voice said. Temari slowly turned to see Gaara standing. "Why are you wasting time with her? Are you really that weak?" he asked.

"N-n-n-n-n-no Garra, I-I-I was just p-p-playing with Sakura." she said, afraid by Gaara's murderous look, slowly the sand wrap around her.

"You are struggling, I've been standing here for some time and saw how you were struggling to find the real her…" to Temari's horror, Gaara narrowed his eyes as the sand grip tightly to her body. "I'll kill you…" slowly she was lifted to the air.

"AHHHHH! GAARA, PLEASE DON'T! I BEG YOU! SPARE ME, PLEASE DON'T KILL MEEEE!" Temari screamed but abruptly the sand was gone and so was Gaara, she blinked.

"You know…" Temari turned to Sakura. "It's really sad when you're that scared of your own little brother." she said, swirling Temari's fan in her hand.

Temari looked at her empty hands.

"Kami if I knew that taking your fan was this easy I would've done this in the beginning and I wouldn't have to suffer all this injuries." Sakura said while shaking her head.

"Give… that… back!" Temari growled.

"What's the magic word?" Sakura asked in a sing song voice.

"GIVE ME THE FUCKING FAN OR I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF WITH MY ARMS!" she roared.

"Wow… someone is moody~" Sakura said, enjoying the change in tides of the battle.

Temari continue to growl.

"Sakura-Chan!" Sakura eyes sparkled and she looked behind to see Naruto run up to her and almost froze. "S-Sakura-Chan… y-you're…" Naruto trialed off.

Sakura sighed. "I'm still alive Naruto-kun, nothing to worry about…" she turned to Temari who was trying to rip her hair out due to more difficulty in her fight.

'Great! Just fucking great! He's her Naruto-kun! And he called her Sakura-Chan which means they are probably going out and when a shinobi goes out with a Kunoichi or civilian girls, they become really protective of them! He's probably pissed off at me for what I did to her and without my fan, I might as well carry a red sign for bulls to run over me, I'll be less injured that way!' she thought, she got ready for the ass-kicking she is about to receive.

"Alright, let's go!" Naruto said calmly.

'The hell!' Temari asked in her mind.

"Ok…" Sakura and Naruto ran off.

"Wait! My fan!" Temari called furiously.

"I'm not stupid enough to give it back, I think I'm going to keep it!" she said.

"Why you…" Temari would have chased them but if she did, she might as well walk through a field full of rabid mouse.

(With Sasuke)

"SAND SHOWER!" Gaara yelled as several small balls of sand raced towards Sasuke who expertly dodged them.

'Shit, bastard, now he's doing everything he can to keep me from getting close to him!' Sasuke thought.

Gaara had a crazed look in his face. His mask long ago broken and he's showing Sasuke's his crazy side.

"AHAHAHAHAHA! Die, die, DIE!" Gaara sent more balls of sand at Sasuke.

Sasuke just narrowly dodged them and made hand sign. "FIRE STYLE: FIRE- GAH!" Sasuke then got to finish as a giant sand arm trapped him to a tree and it started to crush him. "GAAAAAAAHHH!" Sasuke screamed in pain.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yess, YYEEEESSSSS! SCREAM, SCREAM IN PAIN! I'LL COAT MY SAND IN YOUR BLOOD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Gaara laughed and threw a sand spear at Sasuke.

Sasuke closed his eyes and waited for his death, but instead he heard Naruto grunt. He opened his eyes and saw Naruto get impaled in the chest with a spear.

"Naruto!" Sasuke yelled in anger, suddenly Naruto poofed.

"Relax Sasuke-teme!" Sasuke turned to see Naruto with a grin and Sakura with a smile while holding the fan behind her back.

Gaara noticed the fan. "So… did Temari die?" he asked, with no hint of sorrow in his voice.

Sakura glared at him. "No, in fact the only reason I was able to get the fan out of her is because I used a genjutsu of you almost killing her." she said.

"I see…" no one notice, but slight sadness appeared in his voice. 'Even my sister fears me…' that though anger Gaara even more. "RRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" he suddenly roared.

Everyone jumped.

"GAAAAAAAHHH!" Sasuke screamed, the hand tightening around his body.

"No one, NO ONE!" Gaara screamed.

Naruto looked at Gaara confused.

Sand slowly covered Gaara before half of his face and body was covered in sand.

Everyone watched in horror as Gaara laughed more evilly, his right eye turned to that of a raccoon.

"Naruto… what's wrong with him?" Sakura asked, hoping Naruto knew what happening but by his shock face he didn't knew.

Sasuke groaned in pain. "Feel free to release me…" he groaned again.

Naruto turned to him and took out a giant shuriken and threw it at the giant arm, cutting it in half.

"Yeah!... huh?" the hand holding Sasuke didn't fall, instead it wrap around the tree and crushed Sasuke more.

"GAAAAAAAAHHH!" Sasuke screamed again.

Naruto and Sakura turned to Gaara as he swing his sand arm. "SAND SHURIKEN!" he yelled.

Naruto turned to Sakura, knowing the shurikens were going towards her, he quickly push her away and took the hit.

"Naruto!" Sakura yelled in fear.

Naruto quickly got up and threw several shurikens at Gaara but he blocked it with his tail.

'A tail!' Naruto thought.

The sand covered more of Gaara until it completely covered him except his feet.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW!"Gaara asked, laughing maniacally.

Naruto glared at Gaara.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Naruto turned to see Sakura pin to a tree.

"What the! How…" Naruto looked at the hand and saw that it came from Gaara's tail.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA, MAYBE I SHOULD JUST KILL THEM BOTH! MAYBE THEN YOU'LL FEEL SOME OF MY PAIN!" Gaara roar at Naruto before launching more sand shuriken which Naruto dodge.

"Sakura-Chan!" Naruto yelled when he heard Sakura scream.

"GAAAAAAAHHHH!" Sasuke and Sakura screamed before they both went silent.

"Are… are they…" Naruto asked, slightly afraid.

"Hehehe, no, I'll give myself the satisfaction later, right now…" Gaara maniacal grin grew larger. "MOTHER WANTS YOUR BLOOD!" he shot more sand shuriken which Naruto again dodge.

"MULTI SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!" Naruto yelled then at least a thousand clones came to view.

Gaara was surprised by the number of clones but quickly composed himself when they started to charge towards him.

"NA!" Gaara got kicked in the chin and was surprised to see three Narutos under him. "RU! TO!" Gaara was send flying while some continue to kick him to send him higher.

Gaara suddenly saw himself surround by several Narutos.

"HA!" they shouted before lunging at the half-transformed Gaara.

"2K UZUMAKI…" they pummel Gaara relentlessly before two clones punched his chin with their left and right fist. "BARRAGE!"

Gaara flew a surprised look on his face. 'That… hurt…' he thought, soon his face was feel with rage. 'THAT… HURT!' he flipped and landed on his feet, Gaara glared at Naruto who glared back.

"You… are a bastard…" Naruto growled. "Let go of Sakura-Chan and Sasuke… or I'll kill you…"

Soon, all the anger in Gaara completely vanished, replaced with…

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Gaara laughed. "YOU! KILL ME! HAHAHAHAHAHA…" Gaara laughed again. He, like always, gave Naruto a maniacal grin. "Not only will mother enjoy your blood but me, me, ME!" he roared. "I'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO PROVE MY EXISTANCE! I'LL SHOW EVERYONE NOT TO MESS WITH ME!" and with that in thought several sand rose up, Naruto looked up in surprise.

Gaara laughed again.

Naruto glared at Gaara with his eyes flashing red. 'I… I…' he looked at Sakura whose face seems to be twisting in pain; he turned to Sasuke's who seems slightly pale.

'I'll protect my teammates! No matter what!' Naruto thought, making several hand sign. "SUMMONING JUTSU!" a giant puff of smoke appeared where Naruto stand. 'Sasuke…' an image of Sasuke's pale face appeared in Naruto's. 'Sakura-Chan…' an image of Sakura pained face and her groans of pain fill his head. 'I won't let anything end your lives… not while I'm still breathing and kicking…' Naruto glared at Gaara… from atop of Gamabunta.

"Urg, why did you bring me here gaki…?" Gamabunta asked before noticing the giant demon before him. "Well, well, well… what do we have here?" he asked.

Gaara glared at Naruto and Gamabunta. 'This won't do…' Gaara appeared atop of his head and made a hand sign. "PLAY POSSUM JUTSU!" Gaara suddenly slump over. The giant demons eyes changed slightly before it blinked and a grin broke out.

"YAHOO! FINALLY! I'M FREE! I'M KILL EVERYONE! EVERYTHING THAT STAND IN MY WAY!" the demon looked at Gamabunta. "Starting with you!"

Gamabunta glared at the demon. "Who are you?" he asked.

"I am Shukaku, the one-tailed demon! NOW STOP DISTRACTING ME AND DIE ALREADY!" Shukaku yelled.

Me: Well… that's the end of that… sorry for the… short chapter… I'll try to make it longer when I have the time

A fan girl: Have you heard the news! Sasuke-kun died because some bastard poisons some cookies!

Another Fan girl: When I find the bastard I'll skin her alive.

All fan girls: YEAH!

Me: *tremble* s-s-s-so… I'll… g-g-g-get someone t-t-t-to do d-d-d-disclaimers for me, I'll try to stay alive.

Fan girl: *From behind* and why would you say that? *Several fan girls appeared*

Me: *Meekly* Help…