human gods collide

Elize clearly has motivation to try and ruin this goldy status I've been building on earth (rumblings of a cult in my name have begun) and Elize hasn't had to deal with anything like this before 800 years for gods is like 8 months for us it explains why human believe in multiple gods instead of just one. Now that 'Ezlie' has shown up it makes it harder for me since now I have to try and make heavyweight, gods keep there slim shape because they need every bit of speed when fighting and since he is just taking control of his human body and not living in it he doesn't have any of the drawbacks so I have to try and lose all the weight I gain being a heavyweight after we do the weigh in. This will be a double positive for me since a slimmer guy beating a larger guy with be even more unbelievable, I can turn this misfortune to a positive all I need to think of is the fastest way for me to lose that way, luckily I have plenty of time to think about this since I have to take the welterweight middleweight then finally the number 2 in heavyweight before I can challenge him. THINK... MORE... I NEED TO BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING... I WILL NEVER UNDERESTIMATE AN OPPONENT AGAIN. And so the perfect strategy is born i have to cheat my weigh-in I go in at 80kg, my upper limit of weight that I can keep my top speed, and I weigh weighted sweatband and wrist bands I got this idea from an anime called DragonEggs Q hopefully that should fool them all I need to find is 20kgs in wristbands and headbands and maybe some weighted shorts lucky I Laura works in tailoring so let me see if she can help.

"Moe it's so nice to see you, you've never come round to my work before what brings you hear" her cheeks redder then a cherry "haha I actually came by to see if you could make some weighted wristbands and shorts for my upcoming fight I need around 20kg should be good"

"Why would you want weighted clothes don't you want to be lighter for the fight so you can move around... and your fighting that Ezlie you need all the weight you can get if your gonna fight that monster"

"Now that's a secret that I can't tell to anyone just know that Ezlie won't stand a chance I've studied his moves I just want him to think I'm not special plus it's only for the weigh in not the actual fight"

"weighted clothes I just don't get it moe... 20kgs... hmmm... yes I think it can be done but one condition I get to make your walk out gear and actual fight shorts too"

" sounds like a done deal thanks a ton Laura "

" one last thing before you go Moe what is this god complex you weren't like this when we were kids I feel like after that crash you've become a different person altogether"

"I guess surviving an impossible crash kinda makes me feel like a god... like it was ment to be... and of course nobody has been able to stop me so why think otherwise"

laura is visibly angered by my claims but I can't tell her the truth... more people leaves more room for error I'll keep it just to mom for now now all that's left is to beat this punk of a planetary god.