Broken system

[Since you have elected to not contact your system provide your options are as follow reconsider contacting your system provider, restart the system or continue ahead knowing full well that glitches and or bugs might occur, please select your option now.]

[(A) -> Contact System provider]

[(B) -> Restart the System]

[(C) -> Run anyway]

This is already the 15th time I have seen this screen, I have already restarted this system 14 times I have given up hope. This time I shall select the run anyway option, what's the worst that could happen, instadeath. As I reach out and wonder if I'm making a huge mistake I press [(C)], mentally, of course, I am still a baby.

[Host has chosen (C), System will be noted as having warned host of the dangers this might cause.}

Why do I feel something is amiss.

-5 minutes later-

Well since the system hasn't given any other notifications since then I guess I will have to break the ice. 'Status'

[Host name: #####?!?>}

[Player name: Da Jiba]

Yeah, my dad in this new life isn't the smartest he named me Da because he wanted me to be a man that's as deep as the sea and as huge(muscularity wise) as a Mountain not realising the synergy it causes with our surname, luckily they write the surname and then the first name.

[Strength -> - 5]

[Agility -> - 8]

[Dextiriy -> - 4]

[Endurance -> - 3]

[Intelegince -> 2]

[Wisdom -> 3]

[Charm -> 12]

[Luck -> 10]

[Status Effect/s: *Infant -> Those who possess this title and status effect get a huge charm increase(+10) but suffer a massive deduction in there other stats expect luck (STR -4, AGT -7, DEX -3, INT -3, WIS -2)(Temporary lasts until age 4).

*Transmigrator -> Those who have this title and status effect get an automatic translator that only affects their words and hearing when they so wish and an increase in their mental faculties(INT +4, WIS +4).

*Enemy of R.O.B. ->!@#$#@%^/-*/*-+*&%^ decrease in Luck(LCK -10).]

{Title: Infant, Transmigrator, Enemy of R.O.B.}

{HP: 20/20}

{MP 2/2}

{Age: 0 (1 month)}

Why, what, it hurts my brain! Is this one of the bugs? The status screen is done wrong? At least I will lose the infant title at four years old. Now let's see if there is a 'skill' screen.

[Skills: NONE]

Why does it feel like it screamed at me? Oh well since I'm stuck in this crib for at least 8 more months, maybe even more with those stat deductions I will try and create skills, what skills you might be wondering well it's simple, magic I forgive you if you missed it with the whole status screen being what it is, but I have MP which means I have mana which means I can do MAGIC! I hope, I really should stop talking to myself.

-Line Break-

(Time skip four months)

Hi, welcome back you kinda, ditched me, but it's okay I understand. You're probably curious what happened since you ditched me, well I'll let my 'skill' screen speak for itself.

[Skill/s: *Mana manipulation -> LV.4(20% exp) This skill allows one to manipulate the mana around them and in their body, every ten levels adds 5 MP to the max.

*Enhancing -> LV. 2(60% exp) This skill allows one to strengthen their body beyond normal means(When activated adds a +2 to all physical stats expect their charm(Thus it'd be a +2 to STR, AGT, DEX, END)

*Foreign Language Mastery -> LV. 65(40% exp) A language foreign to the body.

*Native Language Mastery -> LV. 15(70% exp) A language which this body and its ancestors have spoken for years.

*Enticement -> LV. 6(90% exp) The skill for those who wish to entice, seduce or attract others, every ten levels gives a point to CHM(CHM +0)

*Appraisal -> LV. MAX(99% exp) A skill granted by the Appraisal System for its incompetent Host.]

If you're like me you're probably wondering why is Appraisal only showing up now well that's simply whether it's the original design or a glitch, unless I use a skill in this new body it doesn't show up.

[*Mathematics -> LV. 69(12% exp) The skill for those who don't need their fingers to count, every ten levels gives a point to INT(INT +6).

*Science -> LV. 42(6% exp) The skill for those that ponder the tough questions in life like "What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?". Every ten levels give a point to WIS(WIS +4).]

If you think I have only been gaining skills, You are mistaken I have been doing my best to get out of the negatives with my other stats, about the only one I couldn't do anything about was Agility, but I have gotten close with the others if you are curious how, my parents placed a toy, well I say toy but it's just a rock that had a smiley face carved into it, in my crib and since I had less than zero physical attributes it made for a great whetstone through which I increased my Strength and Endurance and for dexterity I just did Ninjutsu Hand signs from Naruto.

Something interesting I realized as I did some of the hand sings was my MP moving about nothing massive just tiny lurches in certain directions and this lead to a tiny idea forming in my head since it was called MP and not Mana or Spiritual energy or even Life energy does that mean that all the various energies were compiled into one amalgam of all the energies if so that means a training that would increase my mana but not my spiritual energy would raise my MP which is technically both and the tiny fact that I might be able to recreate some of the Jutsus from Naruto, my System is so broken.

-Line Break-

And yes I am aware there is no level

Obligatory end of chapter Status page:

[Host name: #####?!?>}

[Player name: Da Jiba]

[Strength -> - 1]

[Agility -> - 8]

[Dextiriy -> 1]

[Endurance -> 2]

[Intelegince -> 8]

[Wisdom -> 7]

[Charm -> 12]

[Luck -> 10]

*Enemy of R.O.B. ->!@#$#@%^/-*/*-+*&%^ decrease in Luck(LCK -10).]

{Title: Infant, Transmigrator, Enemy of R.O.B.}

{HP: 20/20} (Calculated through a formula that involves strength and endurance and because STR is lower than zero, HP max won't increase until STR goes higher than zero

{MP 9/9}[(INT/WIS) +INT] + Mana manipulation bonus

{Age: 0 (4 months)}

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