Chapter 27: unicorn impalement

It was a very gloomy day in my garage and so I decided to test my dimension teleportation device. I've finally decided to go to the magical dimension and explore its forests. After arriving and exploring the forests for four hours, I finally decided to give up when all of a sudden, I started to hear extremely loud and fast galloping, so I decided to turn around and see what was making the sound and when I did, I felt a massive sharp pain go into my abdomen. When I looked up, I realized that I was looking straight into the eyes of a unicorn. The last thing that I saw before dying was the unicorn's evil, blood red eyes.