The Creed's

"Damien, my great best buddy, I accept you as my lovely cherished wife. I promise to treasure you and every moment spent with you. I pledge to treat you with respect and to keep you safe from everything and everyone. I swear that I will never hurt you and that I will make you the happiest person on the planet. Finally, I swear that I will adore you for the rest of my life." He is such a sweet talker.

All I could think of was liar liar liar as I listened to his vows. 

"I accept you as my spouse, Christian. I swear that to the end of my days, I will respect, love, and care for you. Every day, I promise to love you more and build a wonderful family with you. I pledge to be there for you in the troublesome occasions. I pledge to always be there for you because I adore you." The thing is, I didn't mean any of it.

"Do you, Christian take Damien as your beloved wife?"

"I do." Christian immediately said.