The Real Ghostbusters

Hotel Auditorium, A small crowd sits facing the stage and the Convention Manager steps up to the microphone "Welcome to the first annual Supernatural convention. At 3.45 in the Magnolia room we have the panel, 'Frightened little boy, the secret life of Dean'. and at 4.30 there's the 'Homoerotic subtext of Supernatural.' Sarah, Sam and Dean are standing at the back of the hall, Becky besides them, Dean's eyebrows reach his hairline at the man's words and Sam's brow furrows "Oh, and of course the big hunt starts at 7pm sharp. Cheers and applause from the audience "But right now, right now I'd like to introduce the man himself. The creator, the writer of the supernatural books. The one, the only, Carver Edlund!" Massive amounts of cheering and applause break out as Chuck timidly walks onto the stage Sarah, Sam and Dean are stone faced feed back from the Mic Chuck says "Ok. Ok good, this isn't nearly as awkward as I.... he clears his throat, then again "Dry Mouth."

Chuck takes a very long gulps from a bottle of water. There is total silence in the room while he does so "Ok. Uh...ahem. So I guess...questions?" Every hand in the room goes up and Chuck looks startled "Uh....you?" He points at a skinny young man in the front row Barnes, The man leaps up, grinning "Hey, Mr Edlund. Uh...big fan. I was just wondering, where'd you come up with Sam, Sarah and Dean in the first place?" Chuck glances back at Sarah, Sam and Dean he cock their heads, interested to hear his answer, "Oh, ah, I...it just came to me." Dean purses his lips and tilts his head back. Hands shoot into the air again, Sarah, Sam and Dean look perturbed "Ok. Yeah. The hook man." Hook Man with a German accent " Ah yeah. Why in every fight scene, when the three of them are having their gun knocked away by the bad guy? Why don't they keep it on some kind of bungee? Sam and Sarah looks interested and Dean looks pissed.

Chuck says "I...yeah, I really don't know." Hookman Ja, follow up. Why can't the three of them be telling that Ruby is evil? I mean she is clearly manipulating Sam into some kind of moral lapse. It's obvious, nein?" Now Sam looks pissed, Dean and Sarah looks thoughtful as they turn to Sam and Becky is shooting death stares at Hook man, walking down the row of chairs "HEY! If you don't like the books don't read em Fritz." Chuck says "Ok, Ok, just..okay, it's okay. so, next question. hands go up "Yeah, you." Fan stands up and asks "Yeah, at the end of the last book, Dean goes to hell. So, what happens next?" Chuck says "Oh. Well there lies an announcement, actually. You're all going to find out." Chuck looks over at Sam, Sarah and Dean They eye him suspiciously "Thanks to a wealthy Scandinavian investor, we're going to start publishing again."

The room erupts, people leap from their seats, yelling and cheering and applauding. Becky jumps up and down, screaming, Interior Hotel Foyer, Chuck moves from the bar to where Becky sits with two cocktails in tall glasses with many straws and slices of lime "I got you a yellow-eyed cooler." Becky smiling "Thanks Chuck." Chuck sitting " Sure. Ahem. So, Becky...I was wondering...ahem...are you doing any...." Becky's eyes light up " Oh, Hi Sam!!" Sam nods at Becky distractedly, Chuck sighs Dean to becky says " Excuse us. To Chuck "In case you haven't noticed, our plates are kind of full, ok? Finding the Colt, hunting the devil. We don't have time for this crap." Becky is giving Sam come hither looks and Sam is trying not to notice.

Chuck says "Hey, I didn't call you!" Sarah says "He means the books, Chuck. Why are you publishing more books?" Chuck says "Um...for food and shelter?" Dean Leaning over Chuck's chair "Who gave you the rights to our life story." Chuck says "An Archangel, and I didn't want it!" Sam says "Well, deal's off, ok. No more books. Our lives are not for He glances at Becky " public consumption." Sam glances at Becky and she turns slowly to stare at Chuck "Ah..Becky. Would you excuse us for just a second?" Becky nodded quickly "Uh-huh!"

The three of them follows Chuck and he asks "Do you guys know what I do for a living?" Sam says "Yeah Chuck, we know." Chuck says "Then could you tell me? Cause I don't, all right? I'm not a good writer. I've got no marketable skills. I'm not some hero who can just hit the road and fight monsters, Ok? Until the world ends, I gotta live, all right? And the Supernatural books are all I've got. What else do you want me to do?" A woman screams, Sarah, Sam and Dean immediately take off toward the sound "No, guys...wait!" The three of them run up the stairs. A maid is crouched in the corner of the hallway and Sam Helping her up "Hey, are you ok?"

Maid says "I think so." Dean asks "What's Happened?" Maid says "I saw a ghost." Behind Sam, Sarah and Dean others are gathering. The skinny man from the audience and the large guy from the foyer are close, Barnes In a very deep fake voice "A ghost? Could you tell us what it looked like?" Dean says "Why don't you leave this to the grownups pal." Maid says "A woman, She was in an old fashioned dress. Really old. Like a schoolmarm, or something?" Another Man asks "Did she say something to you?" Maid Beginning to grin "Ok." raising her voice "Gather close everybody, for a terrifying tale of terror. I saw, a ghost!" Sam, shakes his head, walking away Sarah and Dean follows, " None other than the ghost of Leticia gore herself! I was on the third floor getting ice for a guest..."

Becky runs up to the three of them, "Oooo, the LARPing's started." Dean says "The...What is that again?" Becky says "Live Action Role Playing? It's a game. The convention puts it on." She hands Sam a piece of paper Reading, and frowning " "Dad's Journal. Dear Sam and Dean, this hotel is haunted. You must hunt down the ghost. Interview witnesses, discover clues, and find the bones. First team to do so wins a $50 gift card to Sizzler. Love Dad"Becky says "You guys are soooo gunna win." Many people. all dressed in suits, flip their FBI badges out at the convention manager "Well yes Agents Lennon and McCartney, as manager of this fine establishment I can assure you that it is indeed haunted. This building was once an orphanage, run by mean old Leticia Gore. 100 years ago this very night, Miss Gore went insane, and butchered four little boys before killing herself. Now folks say that the souls of those poor little boys are trapped here and the evil spirit of Miss Gore punishes them to this very day."

Sarah, Sam and Dean stand in the background watching, Sarah says "Well that's just about all the community theatre I can take." Sam says "Yeah, this cannot get any weirder." Barnes and Demian walk past and Demian growling " Dad said...he said I may have to kill you." Barnes says "Kill me? What the hell does that mean?" Demian says "I don't know." Barnes says "Oh..." They continue walking Sarah, Sam and Dean in unison "I need a drink."

One of the convention guests Alex walks down a hallway alone, holding a cardboard EMF in front of him and the EMFs going nuts, A woman jumps out at him, arms raised Woman Very fake "Oooo, I'm mean old Leticia Gore. They buried me in the basement. Ooooo." Alex shoots a toy gun at her, a small orange ball bounces off the chest slightly pissed "Ow. You got me." Alex rolling his eyes "You're supposed to vanish?" Woman Sarcastically "How am I supposed to vanish?" Interior Hallway, The same guest turns the corner, talking on his phone "Yeah, ok Dean, we'll see you in five. Hey, but seriously dude, don't eat my skittles." An apparition of a young boy appears before him "Help us! Help us. Miss Gore won't let us have any fun." Alex staring "This is part of the game right?" The apparition disappears into thin air "Holy mother of crap!"

He runs down the hallway into a library, gasping for breath "That. Was. AWESOME!!" e begins yelling as he is grabbed, turned upside down and smashed into the glass of the bookcase, a picture and the door, and then stilled, hanging upside down and a Woman says "Naughty, naughty, naughty!" A woman appears, staring at him and he screams as she rushes at him. As she goes through him he falls to the ground, He spins around but the room is empty.

Dean downs a shot glass, Sarah and Sam sits beside him staring morosely at their beer. Dean looks down the bar and the Woman that was pretending to be the ghost is clicking away on her phone, Alex says "For the last time I'm not making this up, ok? She's upstairs, a real live dead ghost." Dean overhears "Excuse me." Sarah, Dean and Sam walk over to Alex and his friend says "I'm sure it was just one of the ghost actors." Alex asks "Who beat the hell out of me and then vanished?" Sam says "You saw something?" Alex to Sam says " This isn't part of the game jerk. back to his friend "Look, I'm getting out of here and you should do the same." He walks away, Alex's friend "Alex, wait. Hey, come back!" Sarah asks "What do you think?" Dean says "I don't think that guy's a good enough an actor to be acting."

Interior Foyer, Manager asks "Why yes agents Jagger and Richards. As manager of this fine establishment I can assure you it is indeed haunted." He continues his spiel as Sarah, Sam and Dean pass him on their way to the front desk "Excuse us, mind if we ask you a few questions?" Hotel Manager says "Look, I don't have time to play Star Wars guys. Go ask the guy in the ascot." Dean sliding $50 across the desk "Actually we ah...really want to talk to you." Hotel Manager says "Ok. You guys are really into this." Sam says "You have no idea." Hotel Manager asks "What do you want to know?" Sarah says "All this stuff they're saying. This place being haunted. Leticia Gore. Any truth to it?" Hotel Manager says "We generally don't like to publicise this to...normal people...but yeah. 1909 this place was called 'Gore Orphanage'. Miss Gore, killed four boys with a butchers knife, then offed herself."

Dean says "And is tonight really her anniversary?" Hotel Manager says "Yep, guess your convention folks want authenticity." Sam asks "There been any sightings?" Hotel Manager says "Yep, over the years. A few maids have quit saying they heard the boys or saw them. A janitor even saw Miss Gore once." Sarah asks "Where did Miss Gore carve up the kids." Hotel Manager says "Look, I don't want you stomping all over the joint. A lot of this place is off limits to nerds." Dean slides across another $50 The Hotel Manager softly says "Attic." Sarah, Sam and Dean don't notice Demian and Barnes listening in behind them.

Interior Attic, Sarah, Dean and then Sam crawl in through a small space, both with flashlights. The EMF starts buzzing Sam says "The EMF's going nuts." Dean says "Great. We got a real ghost, and we got a bunch of dudes pretending to be us poking at it." Sarah says "No way this ends well." Dean says "Yeah well serves them right." Sam says "Dean...." Dean says "I'm just saying." They continue looking. Demian in a deep voice says "It's gotta be around here someplace." Barnes says "Yeah I dunno man. No one else is looking for the attic." Demian In normal voice "Ok, all right, dude. 1. Stay in character. All right? If it's just me, I look stupid. and 2. You heard the guy downstairs. I think this is part of the game."

Boy says "Help us." Barnes says "Oh my God! That make up is amazing." Demian says "Amateur. Stay in character!" Barnes says "Sorry. Ahem In deep voice "Sorry." Boy says "Help us. Miss Gore won't let us have any fun." Demian asks "Where's the body buried kid. We'll light her up nice and toasty." The Boy points behind them. They turn, seeing nothing. When they turn back the hallway is empty Barnes says "Wow. Fast runner." Demian looking behind them again " Dude. Check this out." There is a mark on the wall beside a painting. They move the painting, revealing a bloody handprint, Barnes says "Must have been what he was trying to tell us." Demian says "Gee you think Sammy?" The back of the painting is covered in handprints. Barnes rips the backing. There is an old map inside In Normal Voice "Ok, this is the coolest game ever." They both giggle and Demian says "Ahem In Deep Voice "Yes."

Sam, Sarah and Dean continue shining their torches into every corner, Boy 2 says "My mommy loves me." Sam spins around to see the boy crouching in the corner, hands holding his head. Dean and Sarah comes up beside Sam "I said my mommy loves me." Sam says "I'm sure she does." Boy 2 says "My mommy loves me this much!" He moves his hands, revealing he has been partially scalped, then disappears.

Interior Bar, Becky looks up from her drink and sighs longingly. Sam is pacing while on the phone. He sighs, then notices Becky watching and nods at her. She smiles back, licks straight up the middle of her palm and blows it at him. Looking very concerned, Sam half waves at her and she winks back and Chuck standing next to her, watching the back and forth "Awesome." Sam walking back to Sarah and Dean sits "All right. So that was a guy with the County Historical Society." Dean says "And?" Sam says "Not only did Leticia Gore butcher four boys, but one of them was her own son." Sarah says "Her Son." Sam says "Yeah and according to the police at the time, she scalped the kid." Dean says "Oh that's it, I'm gunna deep fry this bitch extra crispy. Dude say where she was buried?" Sam says "He doesn't know." They overhear the conversation at the next table and head that way, Barnes in character says "Check it out. There's the orphanage, here's the carriage house, and right there... cemetery."

Demian asks "You think that's where Leticia's planted?" Barnes says "It's worth a shot." Sam reaches out to touch the map "Hey, hey!" Demian grabbing the Map "Hey, do you mind?" Sam to Dean " It's real. A century old, at least, and he's right, there is a cemetery on the grounds." Dean to Damien "Where'd you get that." Damien says "It's called a game pal. It ain't called charity." Dean sighing "Yeah right. Gimme the map, Chuckles." Damien says "Yeah well you're the Chuckles, Chuckles. Besides, Dean don't listen to nobody."

Damien pulls back his jacket to reveal a plastic gun. Dean rolls his eyes, Barnes in character to Demian " Dean! Cool it." Dean pulls out his own gun, his Taurus, Sarah says "Dean." Dean says "What! They're freakin' annoying." Sam says "Look, guys. We all wanna find the bones right? We just thought...it would go faster if we all worked together." Demian and Barnes exchange looks, Barnes says "Ahem. We..ah...we get the sizzler gift card." Dean rolling his eyes again "Fine." Demian says "And we get to be Sam and Dean." Sam and Dean exchange looks, "Fine." Demian whispers to himself "Yes." Demian and Barnes walk along a path, Sarah, Sam and Dean behind "Hey, Rufus, Bobby, would you hurry it up?" Sam asks "Are you all right?" Dean grumby says " I'm trying to be."

Barnes asks "So where were we?" Demian says "Ah, Dr Ellicott and just zapped your brain." Barnes says "Right, got it. Ahem goes into character "Why are we even here Dean? You just following dad's footsteps like a good little soldier? You that desperate for approval?" Demian in character "This isn't you talking Sam." Dean turns to Sam and Sarah with a 'How much do we have to put up with' look, Sam frowns. Barnes says "See that's the difference between you and me. I got a mind of my own. I'm not pathetic." Dean says "So what are ya going to do Sam? Are you going to kill me?" Sam says "Man I am so sick of you telling me what to do." Dean says "All right, you know what? That's it. That is it." Demian asks "What's wrong Bobby." Dean So angry he can't speak for a moment " I'm not Bobby, ok? You're not Sam. You're not Dean. What is wrong with you? Why in the hell would you choose to be these guys?"

Barnes In normal voice "Because we're fans. Like you." Dean says "No. I am not a fan, ok. Not fans. In fact, I think that the Dean and Sam story sucks. It is not fun. It is not entertaining. It is a river of crap that would send momst people howling to the nut house. So you listen to me. Their pain is not for your amusement. I mean do you think they enjoy being treated like... like circus freaks?" Demian says "Uh....I don't think they care, because they're fictional characters!" Dean says "Oh they care. Believe me. They care a lot." Dean storms off down the path, leaving the others staring after him. Demian and Barnes turn back to Sam and Sarah with a WTF look and Sam says "He..uh...he takes the story really seriously."

Cemetery, The Five start shining their flashlights on the gravestones Dean says "I found the four boys." Sam says "And here's Leticia Gore." Dean looks up, Demian and Barnes are tip toeing around the edge of the cemetery, shining their torches in the bushes "Ah...what are you guys doing?" Demian in character " We're looking for bones genius, They gotta be around here somewhere." Sarah says "Ok. Generally, bones are in the ground." Sam dumps his bag and leans down, Demian in character "Yeah, I know that. I just.... Watching Sam pull shovels out of his bag "Wait, hold on. Are you guys serious?" Dean says "Deadly." Barnes says "We're not really digging up graves you guys, we're just playing a game." Sarah says "Trust us. You wanna win the game, right?"

Dean finishes digging out the grave and hits the coffin and the others stand around the grave shining their torches, The wind picks up as Dean grunts and lifts the coffin lid, revealing a skeleton and Demian gasps "That's not a plastic skeleton. That's a... that's a skeleton skeleton." Barnes says "You just dug up a real grave." Dean still in the grave says "Yeah." Demian says "You guys are nuts." Sam asks "I thought you guys wanted to be hunters." Demian freaking out "Hunters aren't real man, This isn't real." Demian and Barnes turn to walk away "My God. You guys have seriously lost your grip on this, ...." Barnes turns back to look at Sam and freezes "What?" Gore beside Sam "Naughty, naughty, naughty!" Gore backhands Samacross the cemetery. Demian and Barnes scream and turn to run. Dean heaves himself out of the grave, grunting with the effort. Barnes trips and falls.

Demian Turning back "Barnes." Sarah and Dean rummages in Dean's duffel, pulling out salt and burn materials. Demian pulls Barnes to his feet and they turn to run again. Gore is in front of them, They scream and grab hold of each other "Oh my God!!" Gore says "Naughty, naughty, naughty!!" Gore pushes a hand into each of their chests and they begin screaming. Dean and Sarah looks up from where they're pouring salt on her skeleton then quickly pours kerosene and Dean reaches into his pocket for his lighter, flicking it and dropping it into the grave in one movement. Gore screams as she burns up both Demian and Barnes stare at the place where she was, panting. Sam lifts himself to his feet while Dean and Sarah turns to face Demian and Barnes and says "Real enough for you?" They both look at them terrified.

At the Bar, Barnes asks "That was...really..." Dean says "Awful. Right?" Demian and Barnes turn to find Sarah, Sam and Dean standing behind them "Exactly. Round's on us guys." He slaps Barnes on the shoulder and puts a note on the bar and Sam says "See you around." They turn to go, Demian says "Hey. How'd you know how to do all that." Sarah says "We..uh...We read the books." Both Sam and Dean nods in agreement. They turn and cross the room to where Chuck is standing with the convention manager, Dean says "Hey Chuck. Good luck with the Supernatural books, and screw you very much." They turn and walk away and the Con Managers ask Chuck "Fans of yours?" Chuck says "Hmmm. I'd say no." Sarah, Sam and Dean approach the main doors They are locked. They push against them then turn around, looking around the room, Dean says "That's weird." Sam says "Definitely."

Dean strains to open a window with no luck, Sam and Sarah approaches Dean says "Hey. Anything?" Sam says "Every exit's locked. Almost like..." Dean says "Something's keeping us in?" Dean knocks his fist against the window in frustration, Sarah says "Yeah. This is bad." Dean says "Gee ya think Sarah." A woman screams and they start running, The actor woman ghost from earlier runs out of a room, looking behind her, and is caught by Dean and she says "Don't go in there!" Dean says "Get downstairs ok? Go go!" Sarah, Dean and Sam walk into the library. The Gore's son is again crouching in a corner holding his head and the boy says "Why'd you do that? Why did you send my mommy away?" Dean says "Ah, maybe because of the high and tight she gave you, huh? How bout some thanks." Sam says "Ahem." Dean says "Well, I'm just saying a little gratitude might be nice once in a while." The Boy says "My mommy didn't do this to me." Sarah asks "What? Then who did?" The Boy disappears.

Hookman walks down the hallway. He turns, hearing footsteps behind him. It's the three ghost boys sighing heavily "Ja, how original. Supernatural bringing us more creepy children. Sigh." Boy says "Miss Gore wouldn't let us have any fun." Hook Man says "You look nothing like real ghosts, just telling you." Boy says "But Miss Gore is gone and now we can have all kinds of fun." They each bring a large knife out from behind their backs Hook Man freezes, His hook falls onto the floor and the Hook Man screaming in German, Sarah, Sam and Dean are coming up the stairs, they start running. They find the Hook Man dead, scalped just like Gore's son.

Inside the Auditorium, Chuck says "Well guys I guess we're out of time. So thank you for your incredibly probing and rigorous questions, and have a good..." Sam uns out onto the stage and whispers in Chuck's ear "Hey...What? Holy crap." The audience murmurs in concern Sam Covering Chuck's mic "You gotta keep everyone safe in here Chuck. This is life or death." Chuck asks "For how long?" Sam says "As long as it takes." Chuck then asks "Well...how the hell am I supposed to do that?" Sam says "I don't know man. Just do it." Sam walks off the stage and Chuck says "Ok. So ahh, good news. I got much more to tell you... I guess."

Interior Door of Auditorium, Dean opens the door and ushers the staff inside the hotel Manager says "Buddy, I got work to do." Sarah says "You're gunna want to see this, trust me. It's gunna be a hell of a show." All the staff file in, ending with the actor ghost woman, looking pissed off. Dean and Sarah closes the door, Sam joins them and they begin laying salt Chuck on stage says "Ah, what does the future hold for Sam, Sarah and Dean?" Well, how do you feel about angels? Yeah, because let me tell you, they're not nearly as lame as you think." Dean to Sam and Sarah "Ok. New theory. The legends about Leticia are ass-backwards obviously."

Sam says "Yeah. So all right, let's say those three orphans were playing cowboys and Indians." Dean says "LARPing as cowboys and Indians." Sam says "Whatever and let's say they scalped Leticia's son and killed him." Dean says "Mom catches 'em in the act, flips out, slices them and dices herself." Sarah says "If that's true it means we've got three bloodthirsty brats in the building." Dean says "Yeah and Leticia was the only one keeping them under control." Sam says "Smooth move on our part." Sarah says "Yeah, well we gotta get back to the cemetery, torch the kids' bones." Sam asks "How? We're trapped, we don't even have our guns! The ghosts are running this joint and they're only scared of one thing." Dean Eyes lighting up "Exactly."

The Woman asks "You want me to do what?" Dean says "You're an actress. We just want you to act." Woman says "I work at Hooters, in Toledo. No, you can forget it." Sam says "You'll be safe, we promise and this is really important." A hand drops on Dean's shoulder, Demian says "We wanna help." Dean to Sam and Sarah "Just give her the puppy dog thing ok? To Demian and Barnes "Guys, no." Barnes asks "Why not?" Dean Cause this isn't make-believe." Demian says "Look, we know. We're not nuts. We're freakin' terrified." Barnes says "Yeah but if all these people are seriously in trouble, we gotta do something." Sarah asks "Why?" Barnes says "Because. That's what Sam and Dean would do."

Back to Chuck on Stage, "No, there's really no such thing as a Croatoan virus for down there. You really should see a doctor." In the Library, The Actor Woman walks into the room nervously "I don't wanna do this." Dean Leaning around the corner "We're right here sweetheart, we've got your back. Trust us, this is going to work." He pulls back so he can't be seen, grimacing and the Woman says "Boys? Boys? Come here this instant. You come when I call you. You understand me?" Boys "Miss Gore?"

In the Main Door, Sam, Demian and Barnes throw their weight against the door, attempting to force it open and Sam says "Push it!" Inside the Library, The Woman says "You boys have been very naughty. Now you open the doors. Open the doors right now." The boys all flicker backwards, worried and the door gives a little Sam says "Go go go." Barnes squeezes out, then Demian. Library, Woman says "Very naughty, you hear me?" Music starts playing on a cell phone. The boys frown and look at each other. Downstairs the main door slams closed and Sam says "Damn it." Upstairs in the hallway, Dean closes his eyes and bangs his head softly back against the wall. The actress looking scared, slowly reaches into her skirt pocket, takes out the phone and kills the music. The boys stare at her Dean and Sarah raises their iron bar and comes into the room and Dean says "Run." The boys raise their knives and move toward them.

Graveyard, Damien and Barnes dig a grave each, Barnes says "Oh my God. Supernatural makes digging graves seem so easy. It's not though. I'm gunna throw up." Demian says "No you're not." They keep digging, Inside the Library Dean and Sarah are thrown against the wall, they iron bar sliding across the room. The boys raise their knives and move towards him. Sam woops up the bar and disperses them and he puts out both hands for Sarah and Dean who in unison "Thanks." Sam is flung back against the wall, losing the iron bar, Dean says "Sam." Sarah says "Sam."

Inside the Auditorium, Chuck is now sitting in a chair and the audience looks bored "Let's see, what else? I fell in love for the first time at 16. Lost my virginity, actually. But then she went around telling everybody it didn't count." The Hotel Manager moves toward the door Chuck jumping up "Excuse me! You really can't leave. Please sir." Ignoring him, the Hotel Manager reaches for the handle "Don't open that door!" The manager opens the door, breaking the salt line and he goes to walk out but jumps back when one of the boys appears in the doorway, grinning and the crowd gasps and jumps to their feet and the boys lifts the knife and slowly steps inside the room. Chuck flies forward and disperses the ghost with an iron stand and he grabs the doors and slams it closed again he turns back to the Auditorium "I said nobody leaves damn it. Now somebody salt this door." Becky is watching him with the same glint in her eye she used for Sam.

Dean lams to the ground on his back, a boy on top of him, glaring at him, In the Graveyard, Demian flicks repeatedly at his lighter. It doesn't flare "How come Dean can always light the stupid thing on the first freaking try? He keeps flicking "Come on." A boy grabs Sam by the hair and yanks him backwards. He holds his knife to Sam's hairline "No!....Dean! Sarah!" Dean is also being held down and he has one hand holding off a hand at his throat, the other the knife at his head. Both men grunt with the effort as the knives get closer, The boys burn up Sarah, Sam and Dean lay panting and gasping. Demian and Barnes stand watch over the graves as they burn, Inside the Library, Dean Picking up iron bar "You know maybe that guy was right. Maybe we should put these things on a bungee."

In the Car Park, Emergency vehicles are lined up, a few people talking to police, the hook man's body being removed. Dean comes down the stairs with Demian and Barnes "You know I gotta hand it to you guys and you really saved our asses back there. So ah, you know, thanks." They stand looking at each other for a moment "Guys, I don't even know your names." Barnes says "Oh. Well, I'm Barnes. This is Demian. What's yours?" Dean looks at them for a moment, considering "Dean. The real Dean." After a moment Demian and Barnes laugh, Demian says "Ahhh, yeah right. Me too!" Barnes says "Get the hell out of here Dean!" Dean looks disappointed for a second, them smiles "Well, anyway. Thanks. Really." He goes to walk away Demian says "You're wrong you know." Dean turning back "Sorry." Demian says "About Supernatural. No offense but I'm not sure you get what the stories about."

Dean smirking "Is that so" Demian says "All right. In real life, he sells stereo equipment. I fix copiers. Our lives suck. But to be Sam and Dean, to wake up every morning and save the world. To have a brother who would die for you. Well who wouldn't want that?" Dean says "Maybe you got a point. You know, you two don't make a bad team yourselves. How do you know each other anyway?" Barnes says "Oh well, we met online Supernatural chat room." Dean says "Oh. Well it must be nice to get out of your parent's basement. Make some friends." Demian says "We're more than friends." He takes Barnes hand, they twine their fingers together "We're partners." Barnes drops his head onto Demian's shoulder and they both grin at Dean "Oh. Wow. Ahem. Howdy partners." Barnes says "Howdy."

Further down the car park Sarah and Sam with Becky and Chuck, Becky says to Sam "Look Sam I'm not gunna lie we had undeniable chemistry, But like a monkey on the sun it was too hot to live. It can't go on Chuck and I, we found each other, My yin to his proud yang and well, the heart wants what the heart wants. I'm so so sorry." Chuck says "Yeah Sam. Sorry." Sam grimaces at them both and Chuck smiles sheepishly at him Becky asks "Will you be all right?" Sam putting on a sad face and sighing heavily "Honestly I don't know and I'll just have to find a way to keep living, I guess." Becky says "God Bless you." Sarah says "Ok. Oh, hey. Chuck. If you really wanna publish more books, I guess that's ok with us." Chuck excited says "Wow. Really?" Sam says "No not really. We have guns and we will find you." Chuck says "Ok, ok. No more books."

Sam says "See you around." Sam and Sarah turns and begins to walk away, Becky Running after them "Sarah! Sam! Wait, one more thing. In chapter 33 of Supernatural Time is on my Side, there's that girl Bela? She was British, and a cat burglar." Sam says "Yeah we know." Becky says "She stole the Colt from you and then she said she gave it to Lilith, remember?" Sarah says "Yeah." Becky says "Well you know she lied right, she didn't really give it to Lilith." Sam and Sarah looking at Chuck and Sam says "Wait, what?" Becky excited "Didn't you read the book? There was this one scene where Bela gives the Colt to a demon named Crowley. Lilith's right hand man and I think her lover too."

Sarah says "Crowley." To Chuck "Didn't it occur to you to tell us this before!" Chuck says "I'm sorry. I didn't remember. I'm not as much of a fan as she is." Sam says "Becky, tell us everything." Becky gives Sam and Sarah a huge smile and begins laughing. Dean leans against the Impala, lost in thought and he smiles slightly Sarah asks "You ok?" Dean says "Yeah, you know? I think I'm good." Sam says "Well, you're not going to believe it, but we got a lead on the Colt." Dean says "What?" Sam says "Long story, I'll tell you on the way?" Dean says "What are we waiting for?" They get in, slam the doors and cruise out of the car park.