Playing a slave owner part 2

When they finally got to me, I of course played, but it was a play I might regret later. Sitting on Lily to avoid getting dirty was the trick. Sadly, I had to sit on her which didn't make me too happy.

"Mister! What happened to you?! What are you searching around here?" One of the guards shouted from a safe distance for an unknown reason. Why won't they just come here? They see me in this state, tired, thirsty, and hungry.

"My carriage got attacked by some monsters and my useless servant fell so I decided to stop walking. Then it so happened that you saw me in the field here. And came here, I can't even walk. I have been in a clear sun with no water for three hours or so, with this heat…" I coughed, it was a fake cough to make it seem a lot more realistic. It gets on my head though, I am sitting on Lily. It makes me angry, just take me and her to the village…