My name is Neru Kata and this is story about how my life and my best friends have been turned upside down.
* Setting: inside an apartment building Neru and his best friend Itsu Gaiya are playing video games*
Itsu: Neru are you ever gonna get new games these ones are kinda boring, it's 2023 you need to get better stuff.
Neru: Well I guess your right we could go to the store right now if you want.
Itsu: Yes please let's go.
Neru: ok let me go get my keys .
*setting: 12 minutes later they arrive at a game store*
Neru: wow that was a long drive.
Itsu: it's just the traffic man people are going crazy about that new headset.
Neru: wells let get going into that store.
Itsu: YEAH lets go.
*setting: they walk into the store*
Neru: WOW there's a whole lot of games.
Itsu: Duh man it's a game store.
Neru: right, we'll go look for stuff and I mean stuff that I would like.
Itsu: yeah yeah I know loser.
Neru: (thinks: Hmm what should I buy maybe I should check over there, this looks interesting.)
Neru: ITSU come here.
Itsu: ok what is it.
Neru: look at this it's called Odd World let's go buy it.
Itsu: but I haven't got anything.
Neru: this was a visit for me not you.
Itsu: Hmph.
Neru: I would like to buy this.
Store clerk: Hmm I never seen this before, how did it get here.
Neru: I found it in the back.
Store clerk: Well I'll let you keep it for free doesn't seem to have a scan on it.
Neru: really well thank you.
Store clerk: Have a good day.
Neru: you to.
*setting: Neru and Itsu arrive back at Neru's apartment*
Neru: Time to plop this baby in.
Itsu: let's do it.
*Game starts up*
Neru: wow this have great graphics.
Itsu: Dude it says it was made in 2008.
Neru: there's no way.
Itsu: That's amazing.
Neru: let's start this.
*Game opens into a tutorial*
Itsu: A tutorial how boring -_-.
Neru: I see this game comes with a price.
*2 minutes later they finish the tutorial*
Neru: see short and easy.
Itsu: That was about 2 minutes -_-.
Neru: shut up.
Itsu: dude look their.
Neru: what is it.
Itsu: it says real mode.
Neru: let's see what it does.
Itsu: yeah I'm interested.
*They press the button to start real mode*
Neru: Nothings happening.
Itsu: yeah what a rip o-
*Bright lights flash and ambient noises play*
Neru: Itsu what just happened.
Itsu: Neru look we aren't in the room anymore.
Neru: Itsu I t-think we are in the game.
Itsu: WHAAAATTTTTT.
Neru: I think I understand why it was called Real Mode.
Itsu: well turn it off.
Neru: Does it look there is buttons Itsu.
Itsu: oh god we're stuck in a game, wait WERE STUCK IN A GAME.
Neru: Whats the change of attitude.
Itsu: there was a whole lotta hot babes on the cover and were like the main characters.
Neru: that is true but why do you worry about that.
Itsu: Dude you know I'm a virgin.
Neru: huh.
Itsu: my virgin life will finally end.
Neru: well before we do anything we need to find a town or something.
Itsu: yeah let's go
Neru: it's game time
*Ending*