Two sides of the same coin (15+ warning)

*Its morning time at the guild*

Neru: good morning Sakai

Sakai: g-good morning neru-kun

Neru: kun? I'm not really older I don't think.

Sakai: don't be silly it just a honorific for a male.

Neru: I'm not really full Japanese so I didn't understand.

Sakai: that's ok.

Neru: you stay here I'll go see if we can get some breakfast.

*Neru enters the guild main room*

Itsu: GENDOLF U SCUM HIW DARE YOU STEAL MY FOOD I WANTED MY PORK.

Gendolf: meat is only for true men like Gendolf, you no real man.

Itsu: FIGHT ME AND IF I WIN I WANT MORE PORK AND 50 GOLD COINS.

Gendolf: pricey but I will do that hahaha come now weakling.

Rena: that's enough you two!

Itsu: oh Rena it's u my precious angel.

Rena: here you can have my pork you shouldn't fight so early in the morning.

Gendolf: so sorry master Rena.

Rena: it's find just don't give people a head ache.

Itsu: oh hey NERU WHERE U GOING.

Neru: oh I'm bringing Sakai her breakfast me and her got to talk about stuff for our roof and getting organized.

Itsu: do you think their gonna talk about dirty stuff?

Rena: they so are.

Neru: guys stop it I can hear you.

Gendolf: little one will become real man.

Neru: I said enough.

Rena, gendolf, and itsu: hahahahahhahahha

*Neru comes back into the dorm room blushing*

Sakai: oh your back and they have pork yes how great.

Neru: here you can have mine I don't won't the pork but I will eat the rest.

Sakai: huh why not?

Neru: I have a fear of eating pig meat.

Sakai: whaaatattttttt.

Neru: just happened as a child DONT worry about it.

Sakai: you have to tell me come on neru.

*Rena, Ally, Gendolf, and itsu sneak up on itsu's dorm door*

Sakai: I know you want to some come on.

Neru: if I do then you have to let me in your insides also.

Sakai: haha watch your wording but yeah.

Rena: did he say he wanted to get in her insides?

Itsu: ew I told u they were nasty.

Neru: ok so when I was a child my dad he joked a lot and we had bacon for dinner but I didn't want to eat it because my dad burnt it, my mom wasn't home so he cooked, so he told me if I didn't eat I would be hunted by the food gods, so I eat the pork but then he said oh no I forgot the food god will get you for eating pigs the pigs are sacred creatures and now they will hunt you and give you bad luck and the only way to stop it is by not eating any pig meat again.

Sakai: wow how boring.

Neru: I didn't know you talked like that.

Sakai: yeah when it comes to secrets im really about the juicy stuff.

Neru: I can tell now it's your turn show me your insides.

Sakai: neru I...

Rena: YOU GUYS ARE NASTY HAHAHAHA.

Neru: wait no I didn't mean it like that I meant like secrets.

Itsu: you were totally talking about it.

Gendolf: 100% was.

Neru: no I swear I didn't mean it like that.

Sakai: neru u pervert.

*sakai throws the plate at neru*

Neru: Oow that hurt.

Sakai: Rena will you put me in another room I don't think I will be comfortable sleeping with pervs.

Rena: sure.

Neru: what happened to your nice shy side.

Itsu: guys come on it was a misunderstanding besides neru doesn't have the guts to look at a female he's a stupid virgin.

Neru: YOU ARE TO AND STOP LEAKING MY BUSINESS!

Sakai: well maybe I can forgive you.

Neru: really.

Sakai: yes but.

Neru: yeah but what.

Sakai: you have to do my laundry and become my slave for a month.

Neru: just for you to be a roommate?

Sakai: yup.

Neru: someone please help me theirs a imposter inside Sakai's body.

Sakai: it's only my other personality this is my true self u pushed my buttons pervert.

Neru: my god.

Rena: well we will leave you guys to do whatever you were doing.

Neru: but I don't wanna be a slave.

Sakai: to bad my slave now here you go wash my close and don't sniff my panty's pervs.

Neru: yes ma'am 😪.

*Neru finished doing sakais laundry*

Neru: here ya go Sakai.

Sakai: oh wow neru-kun you did my laundry for me well thank you.

Neru: huh but you order me to.

Sakai: I don't remember that I just remember you bringing me my breakfast and uhhh.

Neru: you told me I had to be your slave and to do your laundry.

Sakai: w-what u would never do such thing to anyone.

Neru: you really don't remember.

Sakai: nope must be my other personality everyone says I have.

Neru: two sides of the same coin I guess.

Sakai: well I'm sorry for whatever I did neru-kun.

Neru: it's fine my little Sakai-Chan.

Saka: in not a little girl you buttface.

Neru: your attitude says otherwise.

Neru and Sakai: hahaha

Sakai: well I have to go neru I have a mission to do.

Neru: well bye Sakai I'll see you later.

*sakai leaves and itsu enters*

Itsu: neru you won't believe what happened.

Neru: let me guess Rena let u pet her again.

Itsu: we did that but no not that.

Neru: well what?

Itsu: Rena said the I can be her boyfriend if I got to knew her for the next week and if I was like by her daughter!

Neru: Rena has a daughter.

Itsu: yeah I was surprised to I can't wait to meet her apparently her name is Nai-chan.

Neru: wow well good luck.

Itsu: I'm gonna do this.

Neru: hahaha get em tiger.

Itsu: future daughter here I come.

*itsu leaves the room*

Neru thinks " itsu is really enjoying being stuck in this game so maybe u should also. I'm a virgin no life who cares about the old world me and Itsu are gonna take this world by storm."

*neru leaves the room and goes to a bakery in the city/town*

Neru: wow these look good.

Sakai: welcome master to the maid meow meo-

Neru: Sakai? MAID SHOP?

Sakai: NERU DID YOU FOLLOW ME.

Neru: NO ID NEVER BUT A MAID CAFFEE ILL BE LEAVING NOW.

Sakai: to late you looked at my body and heard me speak so now you stay.

Neru: oh no it's Sakai 2.

Sakai: sit down and speak to me.

Neru: ok.

Sakai: so what do you want for me to keep this a secret I'll do anything ok.

Neru: anything you say.

Sakai: please don't say you want to harass me with your man fingers.

Neru: of course not I just want one thing.

Sakai: what is it pip squeak.

Neru: I am not your slave anymore and you will be nice to me.

Sakai: but that's two things dork.

Neru: your technically two people.

Sakai: ugh fine you keep this secret and get out my store.

Neru: well actually I wanna order.

Sakai: ugh fi-

Neru: you ok.

Sakai: Neru-kun what are you doing here.

Neru: uhm just came across it.

Sakai: well what would you like to order m-m-master.

Neru: well I would like to try your kitty kitty ice cream Sunday special with a meow cookie bomb.

Sakai: good orders maybe I should share with you

Neru: why not.

Sakai: really wow I'll get the food right away.

Neru: hahaha.

*Neru and Sakai get done eating and taking so neru leaves and goes back to the guild*

Girl: watch it you old hag meow.

Neru: oh I'm sorry wait are you Rena daughter nai.

Nai: yeah so what.

Neru: nice to meat you.

Nai: shut up old man meow.

Neru: hey not nice.

Itsu: oh hey their little nai their you are.

Nai: itsuuuu-kkuunn yyaayy.

Itsu: oh hey their neru I see you met nai.

Neru: yeah.

Nai: itsu-kun this creep was wasting my time and talking to me.

Itsu: oh that's not a creep that's my best friend neru.

Nai: neru sucks he is ugly.

Neru: hey not cool.

Rena: sorry about that she wants to steal itsu from us ha.

Neru: I see that.

Nai: itsu Chan when I get older will you marry me.

Itsu: sure will my sweet nai.

Nai: yaayy I'll be mrs.itsu. Ima go play now bye bye.

Neru: kinda reminds me of Sakai.

Itsu: we'll neru when will we go on our next quest?

Neru: probably tomorrow I've had a long day.

Itsu: but it's barley in the afternoon.

Neru: ima go sleep the rest of the day.

Lady: move it.

Guy: stop her.

Lady: hahaha you'll never catch me.

Neru: not on my watch.

*neru uses wind magic and catches the lady*

Guy: thank you so much sir.

Neru: no problem.

Lady: get off me you scum.

Neru: theft is bad but I'll let you go.

Lady: I will get up back for this or my name isn't Sanka tomi.

Neru: thanks now I know if I see you stealing again I can get you arrested.

Sanka: oh no what did I do.

Neru: don't keep up with your life of theft or you'll be in bad luck.

Sanka: I'm outa here you don't deserve my presences.

Rena: sister?

Sanka: oh hey Rena.

Neru: this theft is your sister.

Rena: oh yeah she gets in trouble all the time.

Neru: but she's not a cat lady.

Rena: oh it's because I'm adopted.

Neru: oh I'm sorry.

Rena: it's ok well Sanka stay outa trouble I got work to do.

Sanka: ok sissy bye bye.

Neru: that was strange.

Sanka: shut it scum bag hmph.

*sankas runs off*

Neru: I've had a long day everyone has to much second personalities.

*neru enters his room*

Sakai: lalala-

Neru: Sakai is that YOOOOOOOUuuu

Sakai: YOU PERV NERU.

Neru: I'm sorry I didn't know you were changing.

Sakai: REEEEEEEEEE.

(Ends)