EP 4 sadness ( fixed by editors rewrite )

It was another day of me staying in the dumpster. "I might as well go to another restaurant like Burger King or KFC to eat since I've got some money, I could watch the news as well," I thought, so I just did that. And hoped I don't fuck it up again like last time.

I went to a KFC with a Colonel Sanders statue… dressed in a hero costume in front of it. Well, I guess this could be considered normal in Japan since they made anime and stuff, so I didn't question it. I went inside the restaurant and there were not a lot of people like I expected. and they saw me and all the people got out of the KFC restaurant must be the dumpster smell or the blood

There were like 4-5 people that got out. Well, it didn't matter how many people were left there since I was hungry so I just went over to the cash register and asked for a bucket of chicken from the cashier and he looked like he was sweating and a bit scared. I hoped they didn't know me. I used half of my 840 yen to buy it. I sat down at a table to watch some television. It showed something like a tournament arena. There was a kid with green hair and a kid with white and red hair. The battle went exactly like this: (I don't want to say white and red kid every time I mention him so let's call him Frozone because this kid shoots goddamn ice. And the other kid who has the joker's hair, let's call him Arthur Fleck. Yes, I read the comic. Let's just hope he does not carve a smile on my face.)

The battle was so damn intense. Arthur snapped his finger like Thanos and the ice in the area shattered into pieces. Frozone kept spamming ice like how Ryu kept spamming hadoken. For quite a while Frozone kept doing the ice spamming and Arthur kept snapping his finger... If I was there, I might have prepared a body bag for myself as well because I don't think I can fucking survive that. That is if I meet them….I hope I don't

But, after some time Frozone used his fireside, I was like "Yea... I'm totally fucked" and this buff guy with a flaming beard yelled at Frozone and Arthur Fleck.

Then they went in for a full attack. What do I mean by "a full attack"? I mean that they launched all their powers. Frozone launched fire and ice at full throttle and Arthur Flecker went straight to punch it, then a guy came with cement walls to block the attack. It was a .....big explosion that, when I knew the guy who sent me here didn't want me to live in shame he wanted me blown to pieces and started thinking about how life was ...I might buy an apartment, I need a better place then a dump truck.

Then, the TV switched the news and it talked about a wanted villain...?

A guy wearing a cape was talking about calling the police if they see a guy with a bag... and a bandana? Huh, I thought, that might be a coincidence... but my heart skipped a beat when he mentioned an M60. I knew I shouldn't had fucking saved that fucking kid he fucking snitched I was fucking angry why did I fucking save him and

The depiction of my face… well, it was fucking awful, but the clothes were drawn perfectly, anyone that inspected me would think I was suspicious. Those thoughts in my mind, I went to the dumpster immediately so that I didn't attract too much attention. I heard two kids making a phone call, maybe they were calling their parents for food or something.

-Back to Somewhere Else-

Cop 1: "Jōshi, bokutachi wa ranbō to iu namae no otoko o setsumei suru denwa o ukemashita! (Boss, we got a phone call describing the man named Rambo!)"

Cop 2: "Aitsu ga dono yō ni mieta ka? (How did he look?)"

Cop 1: "Ma, uittonesu 1 wa, kodomo ga itta no to onaji hōhō de fuku o setsumei shitaga, uittonesu 2 wa kare no kao ga ōkina hanadatta to ii, senaka ni yajirushi horudā wa bandana ni akai mono o motte ima. (Well, one witness described the clothes the same way as the kid said, but a second witness said his face had a big nose and has an arrow holder on his back, oh and, has a bandana, looked red.)"

Cop 2 : "Bokutachi wa, kono akuyaku o tsukamaeru koto ni ippo chikadzuki, osoroshī hanzai no tame ni tarutarusu ni kare o okuru yo! (We are a step closer to catching this villain and sending him to Tartarus for that horrible crime!)"