EP 11 ( fixed by editors rewrite)

Fricka: "Hey… wake up… wake… wake up Naoto... WAKE UP DICK HEAD!"

Naoto: "STOP FUCKING SCREAMING BRO!"

Fricka: "It's morning, so wake up you lazy ass hole."

Naoto: "Alright fine, make some food since I'm tired."

Fricka: "Eh? You want me to cook for you? Go do it yourself, lazy cow."

And so, after a minute of cursing each other, I wanted some food so I went to the fridge, it had...

Mushrooms, some uncooked pasta, and tomato sauce in a can. I took them first, I put the uncooked pasta in boiling water. After they were done, I cooked the mushrooms by cutting them into pieces and cooked them in a frying pan for an hour. After it gets cooked, I put it in the pasta and finally put the sauce in the pasta for extra flavor, I added garlic cloves.

I put 2 plates on the table and poured the spaghetti on the 2 plates.

Fricka: "You do know we in the Super Mario World, with mushroom people right?"

Naoto: "Yea', but Mario eats mushrooms, what's your point?"

Fricka: "Never mind." Fricka takes a bite of the pasta. "Good job cooking the spaghetti."

Naoto: "Thanks for the compliment."

Naoto: " any news or what power you got

Fricka:" well let me explain my three wishes Give illusions and distractions Give people visions you know illusionist, my 2nd wish was a laptop so I don't die from boredom and my final wish was making my illusions more powerful full to a novice to a close to proficient baby

Naoto: well any news or anything interesting

Fricka: yea some people came here to *purify the universe* they were with this guy called grandpa universe he told tales of his first world he killed Niko Bellic a killer and Roman Bellic then told us he killed many germans for being evil and killed Hitler and the evil guy from harry potter and claiming he's a god that put evil people to hell to torture and

-20 hours later-

Fricka: and he claims he cured can-

Naoto: stop. A god are you fucking kidding me so what he goes around the multiverse killing people for the light side bs what's even worst you said he killed my favorite characters Niko Belic who had regrets for his brother death

Fricka: well-

Naoto: and killed Hitler and Voldemort and you said he sends them to hell to torture people what about the germans soldier what happened to them before you say it's their fault joining the war listen closely the german economy was fucked you know what it means

Naoto: let me spell it out for you famine since food will cost a lot and what about the germans he killed did he even though about their families that their son died from an old man with a god complex I don't care that he's a god I'm just pissed that he ignores the deaths and he could prevent Voldemort becoming evil and the same applies to Hitler with time travel but no he sounds like a guy who wants all the glory

Naoto: look at me he says I killed Hitler I'm on the light side oh fuck off dumbledor

I bet he says this bullshit * I'm a good kid and I eradicate evilness* his kids must be fucking shamed he took the easy fucking route he took and I will kill it like fucking Kira from death note what should happen if he meets me will he helped me for defending myself? Should he have killed me ? or even worse tortured me?

I don't know Fricka i'm fucking tired of fighting people I'm close to losing my mind here

And you saying a god goes around the multiverse punishing people how you think I will feel I fucking killed a restaurant full of people accidentally with a fucking m60 *sigh*

Fricka: Naoto calm down Jesus man you know what about we watch a movie to remove your stress

Naoto:...sounds like a good idea

So I sat on the bed and Fricka on the couch and watched a movie, to be honest

It was my first time that I'm not getting attacked. I hope this stays like this..I'm

Getting sleepy…..