I Am Not Getting An Erection

"You don't have to worry. I have given you the medicine. The wound would heal by itself, you just have to rest," The old man said, walking ahead to Arsh slowly.

Rena got a hold of his hand before she spoke, "He is Mr Dry Testicle. He is the doctor who saved you."

Arsh frowned a little after hearing the name. He understood one thing that the people in this world had no sense of the name. 

He looked at the doctor and thanked him. "Thank you, doctor."

The old man nodded and replied, "Don't thank me. It's my job to save lives. But what you have done is commendable. You have saved the people from trouble."

Arsh smiled and said, "It was our job as well."

The old man nodded and noticed that the kids needed some time alone. So, he left the cottage. "I have some work to do, I will return."

After he was gone, Arsh and Rena were alone in the cottage. 

She was smiling at him but had watery eyes. Arsh noticed it and asked, "Rena? Why are there tears in your eyes?" 

"Because of my stubbornness, you are hurt. I should have agreed with you and ran away," She replied with a sad face.

Arsh smiled. "What you did was right. If we had run away that time, we wouldn't have got the two coins," He replied.

"But… what if something had happened to you?"

"As long as you are with me, nothing can happen to me," He answered without blinking and staring right into her eyes. Her lips automatically formed a smile after hearing it. 

Arsh noticed it and thought that women are so easy to please. One cheesy line and they are impressed.

While they were talking, the old man whose name was Dry Testicle entered. "I need to check your wounds again," He said. 

Rena stood up and turned to walk away after saying, "I will go and check on the villagers."

Arsh nodded and saw her leave the cottage. Dry Testicle sat beside him where Rena was sitting. 

"You knew you won't be able to defeat that wolf, you still fought. Why is it so?" He asked with a frown. It seemed like he was curious.

"I almost ran away but…" Arsh paused and remembered the moment he was about to run away. The visuals were playing in front of his eyes.

He was about to run but his heart wasn't ready to leave Rena alone. He could see the wolf approaching her. It could have torn her into pieces any moment. He searched around and found an axe lying on the ground. He picked it up saying, "Damn it…" He took a sprint and jumped at the wolf before it could harm Rena.

"…something stopped me. Something made me crush that creature's skull," He continued. 

The old man was listening to him. He asked, "And what do you think that 'something' is?"

"I don't know," Arsh replied while starting at the wall in front of him. "My body moved on it's own."

Dry Testicle nodded after hearing it. "Okay, there are a few more herbs you to consume to completely kill the effects of the enzymes." Arsh nodded as he wanted to recover as soon as possible. 

He consumed the herbs from the hands if the old doctor. He grimaced as they were too bitter.

"I know it's bitter, son. But it's better," The old man said when he fed him the herbs. 

As Dry Testicle was about to stand up and walk away, Arsh held his arm as he had to discuss something else with him as well. 

"Do you need something, son?" Dry Testicle asked when Arsh held his arm.

Arsh nodded to say yes which made the old man sit again. "Yes, I am listening."

There was one thing which Arsb wanted to share but could not. He only had a doubt but he was almost sure that it was the case. And only a doctor could solve his problem.

He was hesitating to tell him which the old man noticed. "What is it, son?" He asked.

"I…" Arsh tried to speak but was feeling embarrassed. "I am not able to get my penis up." He somehow said after closing shut his eyes. He didn't want to see the doctor's reaction. 

"What?" Dry Testicle reacted. 

"Yes, I am not getting an erection," Arsh answered. 

He had noticed it lately. He wasn't getting an erection no matter how hard he tried. He didn't even get the morning boners since he arrived in this world. He tried to fan by having lewd thoughts too but it was of no use. His snake was dangling as if it was dead and hanging by a nail on the wall. 

"So, you think you have erectile dysfunction," Dry testicle mentioned while touching his chin. Arsh nodded to say yes.

"Hm…" He hummed before going into thoughts, then said, "I am not sure if I can cure you but I will try." Arsh nodded again. "There are only limited number of things I can do to cure you. If those don't work, you will have to either go to a hospital in the big cities like the capital or…" He added and paused, making Arsh wonder why he stopped in the middle. 

"Or?" 

"Or you will have to go to the witch in the black mountains," Dry testicle replied.

"A witch?" Arsh wondered if his erectile dysfunction could be cured by witchcraft. He didn't know anything about the witches of this world, so assuming anything based on his knowledge from his previous life was not so brilliant move. He still wanted this old man to treat him as he didn't want to go to a witch and show her his dick. "Try everything you have. I just want myself cured at any cost," He said to the old man whose name was Dry Testicle.

The old man nodded and said, "Then I will start my treatment from tomorrow. You have to stay here for a while." Arsh nodded and started thinking what he would tell Rena.

"These kind of problems are more mental than physical. First, I will check if it's affected physically then I will go the mental route," The doctor added. 

"What would you try first?" Arsh asked.

"A blowjob from a crocodile…"