AN: to make it clear, when they send text, only their username shows, not the names.
The_real_prince_charming
RISE AND SHINE, MATE.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
WTH?! WHY ARE YOU DISTURBING ME AT FREAKING 4 AM???
The_real_prince_charming
BECAUSE I JUST CAME TO A HORRID REALISATION.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
...
The_real_prince_charming
YOU FOUND OUT MY NAME. DOES THAT MEAN WE GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL?
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
...
The_real_prince_charming
OH, COME ON, SAY SOMETHING. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW OLD YOU ARE.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
...
The_real_prince_charming
WE GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL. I KNOW IT. I JUST KNOW IT SOMEHOW.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
YOU SHOULDN'T BE SO SURE, YOUR HIGHNESS.
The_real_prince_charming
...
WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME APART FROM MY NAME?
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
UGH! PLEASE CAN WE DO THIS LATER? I NEED TO SLEEP.
The_real_prince_charming
NO! I WILL NOT LET YOU SLEEP! TELL ME FIRST!
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
...
The_real_prince_charming
YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T TELL ME, I WILL FIND OTHER WAYS TO KEEP YOU AWAKE.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
YOU ANNOYING LITTLE...SOB.
The_real_prince_charming
OH, THERE'S NOTHING LITTLE ABOUT ME, PRINCESS.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
NO, STOP!
The_real_prince_charming
BUT, IF YOU WANT WE CAN MAKE SOMETHING LITTLE.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
I SAID STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.
The_real_prince_charming
LIKE LITTLE BABIES
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
...
MY DAY HAS NOT EVEN STARTED, AND YOU HAVE ALREADY RUINED IT.
THANK YOU, YOUR HIGHNESS.
The_real_prince_charming
AW, IT'S MY DUTY, MATE. DON'T THANK ME.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
IF YOU HAVE DISGUSTED ME ENOUGH, CAN I GO BACK?
The_real_prince_charming
YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
UM...IT'S NOT HAPPENING, PRETTY BOY. GO BACK TO SLEEP AND KEEP DREAMING.
The_real_prince_charming
WHY THE HELL NOT?
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
FIRST OF ALL, THESE CAPS HAVE STARTED BOTHERING ME NOW. I WANT A NORMAL CONVERSATION.
The_real_prince_charming
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
...
Secondly, if you don't remember, I am the catfish here. I texted you first. Why will I reveal my identity?
The_real_prince_charming
Because you love me.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Wow. You are a delusional SOB too.
The_real_prince_charming
I am curious btw. You should have blocked me by now.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Um...again, I texted you first. Technically, you should block me.
The_real_prince_charming
Oh my Lord, why would you suggest such a thing? Why will I block my own soul mate?
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Cut the crap, please. Why haven't you blocked me already?
The_real_prince_charming
Maybe, because, I am curious too. It's not every day that I can find victims to annoy.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
...
You need help.
Maybe, I really should block you.
The_real_prince_charming
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
You love me too much to do that.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
WHY ARE YOU SO DELUSIONAL, YOU ANNOYING SOB!?
The_real_prince_charming
I AM NOT DELUSIONAL.
YOU ARE ACTUALLY UP AT 4 AM TEXTING ME. IF THAT'S NOT LOVE, THEN, WHAT IS?
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
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I DON'T EVEN WANT TO WASTE MY ENERGY IN ARGUING.
BYE, HAVE A BAD SLEEP AND HORRIBLE NIGHTMARES.
The_real_prince_charming
...i already do.
That last message made my hand freeze on the screen. He didn't send any text after that, neither could I come up with any reply. He was kidding, right? He was just joking around like always...
And, even if he was not, why should I care? I didn't even know his name or face, until a day ago. So, even if he really had any problem that was not my concern.
But, what was he doing up at 4 am? Maybe, he was not lying...
Whatever, he shouldn't have ruined my sleep.
But, I shouldn't have wished nightmares upon him...
So, what? He keeps saying disgusting stuff to me!
Yeah, but, they are not as serious as this.
Why the hell am I debating with myself? He is probably rolling on his bed with laughter, on the other side.
Yeah, but, he still hadn't replied...this was so unlike him...
FRICK IT! I made a mistake and I should own up to it!
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
I am sorry.
The_real_prince_charming
It's okay.
Ugh! This reply didn't satisfy me. I still felt guilty.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
I really mean it. I shouldn't have said that.
It took him a minute to reply.
The_real_prince_charming
It's okay, you don't have to apologize. You don't know anything about me and I know, you meant it as a joke...
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Still, these things are not to be joked about :
The_real_prince_charming
AW, BABY, I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT.
And, he was back!?I shook my head, but, smiled with relief nonetheless.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
You know, you really should block my number now.
The_real_prince_charming
WHAT?! WHY WILL I BLOCK MY ONLY SOURCE OF ENTERTAINMENT?
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
YOU KNOW WHAT? I TAKE MY APOLOGY BACK! FRICK OFF, SOB.
The_real_prince_charming
NOW, THAT'S LIKE MY MATE. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, BABY.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
STOP CALLING ME BABY!
The_real_prince_charming
WHY, BABY?
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
...
WHY AM I STILL UP?
The_real_prince_charming
BECAUSE YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, YOUR HIGHNESS.
The_real_prince_charming
:
ARE YOU LEAVING ME ALONE?
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
The_real_prince_charming
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW ;
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
NO! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING DISGUSTING!
BE SERIOUS. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
The_real_prince_charming
I JUST NEED YOUR LOVE, BABY:
IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?
Wow! This guy could never be really serious. Why did I even bother?
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
LOOK HERE, NOAH.
The_real_prince_charming
LOOK WHERE, BABY? YOU NEED TO SHOW ME SOMETHING FIRST, WHICH I CAN LOOK AT.
I groaned.?Was it just me or were all his words really loaded with double meaning?
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
I don't know about you, but, I have school in few hours, your highness. So, if you will be so kind as to allow me to sleep, I will be forever grateful.
The_real_prince_charming
Woah. First of all, that was formal asf.
Secondly, so, you really are in school! Told you, I knew it!
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
I don't really care at this point. All I want to do is sleep.
The_real_prince_charming
Okay.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Huh?
The_real_prince_charming
I said okay.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Am I dreaming? How did it happen that easily?
The_real_prince_charming
Well...if you want to sleep, you should sleep. I shouldn't be stopping you.
I frowned at the screen. This guy was acting really weird today. And, believe it or not, I didn't like it when he was serious like this. It kinda seemed like he was not...himself.?But, again, I shouldn't be bothered about him. I didn't even know him properly, for God's sake.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Okay, then...good night...I hope you sleep well.
The_real_prince_charming
Thank you and sorry for waking you up at 4 am. My fault.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Um...Noah?
Are you okay?
The_real_prince_charming
...
AW BABY, I KNEW YOU CARED.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
OH GOD! I AM SORRY FOR ASKING. MY FAULT. BYE.
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I_love_my_mommy?has entered the chat.
I_love_my_mommy Liam
Yo, everyone. what's up?
*Cereal_killer*
...
Who are you?
I_love_my_mommy
I am my mommy's boy.
*I_poopedSophia*
Aw, that's so cheewt. I thought mama'a boys were extinct.
*Cereal_killer*
Wait a sec, soph. we don't even know him.
So, who added you to this group?
I_love_my_mommy
Yo, why don't you ask your mommy?
*Cereal_killer*
...
**Yes_you_suckMia*
Oh God, cal, this is Liam.
*Cereal_killer*
Wow.
*I_pooped*
Wow.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Wow.
I_love_my_mommy
Um...since everyone is doing it...wow.
*I_pooped*
Lmao. I already know that I will love you.
*Yes_you_suck*
Excuse me, soph?
I_love_my_mommy
Well, soph, I will not blame you. I love myself too.
*Cereal_killer*
But, I thought you love your mommy?
I_love_my_mommy
Of course, duh. I love my mommy more.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Um...guys, this conversation doesn't make any sense.
Also, Mia, you should have asked us first.
*Yes_you_suck*
What?! But, I thought you guys approved!
*Cereal_killer*
No one ever said that.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
It's not about approval. You do realize that he is friends with you-know-who...
I_love_my_mommy
-_-
I am still here, guys.
Also, I am friends with a million people, Chloe. What are you talking about?
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Uh...nothing.
I quickly typed and sent, making sure that my art teacher wasn't looking.
So, Liam didn't know that Noah and I had been texting. Wow, this whole thing was getting more and more tangled. Keeping secrets was tougher than I had anticipated.
Secret reminds me...what was I thinking when I told Noah that I went to school?
He really did catch me at a vulnerable moment aka when I was sleepy.
Also, how come I hadn't received a single text from?his annoying highness?Noah after last nightearly morning?
I turned my head in the direction of his table. His head was resting down on the table and he was...sleeping soundly.
Wow! Someone really did have issues...