***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Damn my dude, you are smarrrrrrrrttttttttt.
Lemmeee try again.
Noe, my loveeeeeeeee.
The_real_prince_charming
You are most definitely not Chloe.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
How do you knu?
The_real_prince_charming
Clue no. 1: She never flirts with me.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Dammit! I thought I taught her better!
But, still dude, she could have been drunk texting for all you know...
The_real_prince_charming
Clue no. 2: she would have used capitals
Noah-1, Person pretending to be chloe-0
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
-_-
Whit doesss it matterrrrr, anyway?
Damn! Where is the pout emoji?
The_real_prince_charming
...
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Why arrrreee youuuu replyyy nowww?
The_real_prince_charming
That sentence awakened the grammar Nazi within me.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Answeeeerrrrrrrr.
The_real_prince_charming
Well, I replied because you are not Chloe.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Nuuuuu. Why?
noeee4life!