Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

The second-floor corridor had never looked more peculiar to me.

Something so strangely, vaguely unfamiliar about all the familiarity that surrounded me. The faint blemishes in the floorboards, white walls that hung a dozen canvases of shamelessly pretentious paintings, even the long-ass carpet I keep crumpling up whenever I drag my feet on it… walking through it felt like a whole new experience.

Couldn't really put a finger on why I felt the way that I did, that was until I took a second glance through the stairway window. Sure, I may have walked these halls many more times than I have relationships… but I don't think I've ever seen them painted in a more vivid, clearer, sunnier light.

Coffee Talk, Part 1