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It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

The back of my head. A closed door.

I wasn't shocked, what I just heard didn't exactly have me being shooketh to the core. Fact was, aside from being blown back from the initial impact by such a sudden turn of events, I really couldn't find it myself to clap my cheeks and scream my lungs out in a panic.

Maybe it's just cause I was processing it still, I just kept thinking perhaps it wasn't as bad as she was wording it out. I like to think that… but just taking a glance at Irene, rapidly unraveling by the seams, I'm not so sure I should be making any more assumptions too bright and nice.

"So, I formed a pact with a Succubus," I said, going through it piece by piece.

Irene kept scratching her forehead. "No, no, I coerced you into a pact. Nothing to do with you… you didn't know. That credit's all mine."

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