Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

With all the frenetic hecticness of the last couple of minutes, it just completely sailed away right past frantic eyes… or I guess maybe I was the one that actually went sidestepping out of the way.

Either way, I missed it… and either way, I realized it eventually, or if you really wanna align it close to the actual happenings - Irene realized it for me. Right then, I was totally too absorbed with starring the role of lap-pillow for an unconscious Elf to be realizing any profound revelations.

But yeah, I actually did it. Got the nod of approval, the smile of success… from the stone-cold teacher herself. All of her lessons done and over with. Perfect As, too.

Freaking top of my class in a classroom of one, so you know this is the real deal here. Teacher's pet, student body president, star athlete, class clown - I am basically the entire yearbook.

The Afterglow