Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Slumping arms were a dangerous sign. Voluntary, not so much. Involuntary, however, if your arms were trembling, falling, without any input whatsoever from yourself… that's when it gets life-threatening.

I remembered we discuss this before. Not here, not as a lesson… but as a stern warning bouncing across white porcelain walls as I laid sprawled out against the bathroom floor.

Magical deprivation. Complete depletion of every single ounce of magic still left in your body. The first time I ran out my juices wasn't a deliberate choice, how the hell was I supposed to know that sensing magic equals a high risk of death?

Not like I had a guideline to follow, did I? No instructions at the back of the box, no manual that came with the package. By all accounts yes, that incident way back when was a total freak accident that by good fortune didn't wound up being my one-way ticket to the afterlife just yet.

The Summoning, Part 2