Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

I have ideas sometimes, useless ideas, ideas that I'm glad no one can hear me think about. I'm sure many can relate. Nowadays, oftentimes, the same idea would pass me by.

Become supreme leader of words, and fucking ostracized that phrase right out of the history books. The fact that that is the universal standard that all endings had to adhere to is some serious crap let me tell ya.

Makes it worse that they make it look so easy to get - them fairytale stories are a bunch of damn liars. This is what our children are being set up for - they're gonna think once they achieve a high point in their life that it'll always stay that way for everything else going forward.

And I wanna be there to tell them no, I'm sorry. Happiness doesn't equate to all problems in life just magically going bye-bye. Cause even if you feel like you're untouchable… you'll still have problems.

The End, For Now...