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It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

My walk cycle still got some wobbles in it, had to lean a hand across the head of the couch just to keep myself going steady.

Then after couch leaning, it was wall leaning. I think I'm in due need of some crutches, really.

Could have just let Adalia answer the aggravating sledgehammer knocking that still kept going... but I have a feeling that an irate vampire shouldn't really be playing meet and greet.

This guy's voice just gets ten times more annoying the closer you draw yourself to it. I had half a mind to sic Adalia on him myself.

"Just a second!" I yelled back, limping myself forward even faster.

"Aw shit!" The voice exclaimed. "Someone's home, after all! Sweet!"

Times like these I really do wish Mr. Mafioso had installed a peephole at the door. For the life of me I had no idea who the hell could this be.

Knock Knock, Another Guest