Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

"She didn't come to pick me up from school that day. Used to be a normal thing. Working two jobs, sometimes she just got too busy, y'know? I mean, I also don't mind taking the bus, it's fun sometimes. Sure, I could have called her, but I didn't wanna bother her… and anyway… she wouldn't even have answered, right"

Painfully off-tuned sing-song tunes that could give nails and chalkboards a run for their money. If you wanna throw some symbolism into it - these ear-grating tunes were a lot like him.

"Got home. And others already beat me to the punch. Freaking police everywhere, people everywhere… thought we got robbed, I was freaking the hell out. Looking back, I kinda wish we did just get robbed. Ain't anything that expensive in there anyway. TV, laptop… those things, could always just buy those back anyway..."

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