Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Home sweet home. If I could, and sometimes I feel I very well should, I'd stay inside forever and never leave again. Certainly after the headaches of last night, I have every right to spend the rest of my days as a hermit.

Was planning on making today day one, too. Instead I only got to spend barely ten minutes - showering, getting dressed - before I was out on my porch again.

Irene said make it quick, so I made it quick.

Made it so quick in fact that by the time I reached the living room again I was still fiddling around with a jacket, trying to wiggle my arm through and out the sleeve opening as an audience of two around the dining table simply looked over at me.

Smelled it before I saw it, Ash had made breakfast again… and by the pangs and cries of my stomach, it really looked to be a delectable meal. She just keeps one-upping herself by the day, seriously... it's such a shame I was making it quick.

Fulfilling The Obligations, Part 1