Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

I didn't immediately go home right away, still had some persisting commitments that prevented me from just calling it a day. Some more pressing than others. I left the waffle house and took a quick stroll around the block, when I came around full circle again, I moved onto the next block and circled that one instead.

Got my strength back after all, why not right? Not like I had anything else to better spend all this young adult stamina on anyway. I'm a man of deep thinking, and right then I wanted to think on those commitments.

I know I said I'd go with her, I know I said that it would be no problem, a date's just a date… we're only doing this to rid of us of this devil-cupid contract that's got us bound to each other, this was all being done strictly in the namesake of my survival.

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