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It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

"Who's Ash?" spoke that haughty, cocky, better-than-thou tone that felt so much like home. "Who's Sera? What's this about hearing your voice? Who'd want to hear your voice? I'm bleeding from my ears right now because of it."

"Good," I sniped back. "Stay bleeding."

"Yeah, I will. I'm strong like that. Unlike you."

Ahh, now it truly does feel like home.

"Umm, let me refresh my memory here…" I plopped onto the foot of my bed, rummaging through the deepest darkest recesses of my thoughts. "The last time you gave me a call was - ah yeah - when Cathy came over to our house to play video games."

"Two years ago, right? You keep insisting to put her on the phone, remember that?"

"And after like the twentieth time within the hour, I finally caved in?"

A Busy Week, Part 2