Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

"I see you're a multimillionaire now…" echoed a voice teeming and brimming with wonder and awe. "Mom said you were doing well, but I didn't think… this… well…"

A humble, modest country girl all her life, Sammy was a total stranger to the more extravagant splendorous aspect of life. While the house was far from anything a multimillionaire would live in, more above-average living than anything, that didn't matter to her.

If it's got a chandelier on the ceiling, a plasma tv forty-five inches wide, and more than one bathroom to be used, then in her eyes I was pretty much inhaling and exhaling riches instead of air.

I watched there, slowly taking in the newfound sights with incredulous eyes, as I fixed a drink up for her in the kitchen.

"Oh," I called out, nearly forgetting. "Vampire on the couch, don't be too startled."

Laying It On The Table