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It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

I only had to wait another extra minute before Amanda came whirring around the bend, zooming fast, and her high beams leaving bright streaks in the night like a dashing comet in the sky except with four wheels and an engine.

Had this inkling she might have been behind that corner for a little while longer than just a minute actually…

With a beckoning honk of the horn, she pushed the passenger door wide-open for me, and I promptly took my place riding shotgun. The moment our eyes met, I could pretty much sense the giddiness and the excitement coursing through her.

"Wow, well don't we look ravishing this evening?" She said with an amused grin, her predator-like gaze scouring hungry and her feast was me. "What's the special occasion?"

Highway Reminiscing