Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Guess what's the non-surprise surprise of the day?

If your guess is that I missed the bus, then you are absolutely right, by God, you are a genius, congratulations.

As to the why and how I missed it, well, you can thank my dear lovely companions for that… particularly the more belligerent of the two.

Yeah, she… Amelia... she's really something else alright.

I got my impressions of how vampires act and behave mostly from living with Adalia, and as per my evaluations so far, frankly speaking, I think they get a bad rep, really… so long as you could overlook the, um, killing and hunting humans part, yeah.

Thanks to Amelia, I know now that in actuality, that I've been living in, and with a lie this whole entire time. Frankly speaking again, vampires suck… well at least this one does anyway.

Reunion Of Opposites