Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Ah, that look… it's always that look. Like she's disgusted, like she's utterly revolted. It was like something stunk somewhere and she couldn't figure out where so her face is just permanently stuck in that scrunched-up, unappealing state. But here's the twist that no one saw coming - judging from her eyes, it was me that stunk along.

Silently, Amelia tried to swing the guest room door close on my face.

"Not with me," I hastily said, wedging my leg in time in-between the closing slit, and if I hadn't been wearing shoes still, let's just say my foot would have been doing a very good potato chip impression right then and there. "Tyler drop me home, and by sheer coincidence he's free, he asked if you wanna - "

"No. Leave," She snapped, baring half a scowl, and half a fang through the gap.

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