Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Twenty minutes of nothing but rumbling across long rattling tracks… that's apparently how long Amanda could go cold turkey with my absence, and yes, I was keeping track - pun definitely intended.

Honestly, I was sure it'd take at least an hour before I felt my jeans buzzing again, but nevertheless, her first, <> and a selfie of her blowing a kiss still succeeded in planting a huge smirk across my face.

Something Sammy took a keen interest in right away, as she came bashing shoulder-to-shoulder at my left, practicing mushing her eyes all over my phone.

"My girlfriend, not yours," I said, pulling the sheen from out her eyes as I swiftly pocketed it away from sight. "Go find your own love story if you're really that interested."

She gave a bratty spout, scooting back to her seat. "Says the guy with the seven billion girlfriends… how's my love story ever supposed to match up with yours?"

On New Grounds