Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

"Y-You didn't… you didn't… have to do that…" He slurred at me, blinking seemingly for the first time in hours. "I… was going to stop… anyway."

I ignored him. Sammy not so much though.

"Stop what?" She asked, staring across my shoulder, narrowing her eyes at him suspiciously. "What did you do?"

Her, unfortunately, I couldn't ignore, and answered as fast as I could, before he could, "Nothing," then subtly began to push Harry faster forward. "Just keep walking."

Disembarking after hours of sitting was a rude tingly awakening for the legs. Shuffling one foot at a time, in a cramped congested line was only just exacerbating matters. I was hungry, exhausted, and now with Harry's first words announcing his return to lucidity, very, very cranky.

Homecoming, Part 1