Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Just what the hell am I thinking right now?

What am I doing? What was I about to do here?

It's something stupid, surely something stupid… I'm always doing stupid things, risky things… try as I might, I just can never help myself.

Sluggish, inert, and literally steps away from total exhaustion… and yet there I was, still trying to take another step forward.

Seriously, I ask any doctor around and I'm guaranteed to get a diagnosis for a chronic aversion to self-preservation or something… like, I just can't seem to want to keep myself from wanting to keep risking myself.

And the more that urge continued to rise within me, the tighter Adalia seemed to cling to me.

A Clueless Try