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It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

"Psst, Adalia," I lightly shook my right shoulder. "We're here."

We came to a slow stop, sandwiched between two equally rusted and dented trucks, and as we swayed with the momentum, instead of rousing - Adalia slipped from my shoulder - landing as a soft clump of silver-grey atop my lap, then somewhere behind the thick bundle of hair and lethargy, I heard her begin to stir slightly, whispering almost begrudgingly…

Then like a warning to fill hearts with dread and ears with ringing, a blaring horn sounded off far in the distance, the air resonating with its ominous grating melody… and Adalia squirmed a little more.

"You got that right…" I said, wincing a little.

The truck sprung up a little as Ash slowly disembarked to the gravel pavement below, taking with her both bulging bags of luggage that she lugged about like they were nothing more than hollowed styrofoam or something.

A Familiar Farewell