Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

"We appreciate your patronage!" I called out, flashing my biggest, shiniest smile. "We hope to see you again soon."

The young couple by the entrance turned back briefly with beaming faces, waving their mittens to a hearty farewell.

Any other day, and that would have been the last of our interaction as per service procedure… but today… I felt a hard nudge from my behind.

"And be sure to have a Merry Christmas!"

Too late. Those customers had already long gone, doomed forever now to a despair-ridden fate without my best wishes to accompany them in their life.

How could I've ever let this happen? I'm a failure of a cafe barista! Oh, to all the valiant customer service workers of the world - I've let you down.

Merry Cafe