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It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Irene rose from her seat the moment she was done with her paperwork, muttering something about having somewhere to be, slipping in a modest tip along with her bill.

"You working tomorrow?" She asked, shuffling her papers about in one sleek straight pile.

"Good question," I said. "Any reason you're asking?"

"Because I can't stand the thought of a day without your smiles," She said, straight-faced. "Just answer the question, would you?"

"No, I should be at rehearsals, I think?"

Then with a stroke of perfect timing, Amanda popped in with a text both with a venue and time - along with a message, "Don't be late! <3"

I pocketed my phone before Nick could see.

"Around two in the afternoon, apparently my debut scene is at a bar for some reason..."

"With a permit, I hope?" Irene said.

Undecided Surprises