Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

"Tomorrow at noon! I'll pick you up from work, okay?"

A scouting expedition with the woman of many surprises herself.

Paraphrasing a famous line, if life was indeed like a box of chocolate… then Amanda has gotta be one of those family-sized packs they got displayed out of candy stores.

We talked for a while longer, more than half my meal devoured by her gluttonous lips as we did.

'Course she didn't once leave the comforts of my lap throughout the entire ordeal, broadcasting her displays of affections like an open theater for the world to see…. and judging by the public's reactions, I'm seeing a lot of green eyes.

Mystery Box