Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

I decided to wait outside the premises for her, loitering, strutting about the floor back in my Chester garments... kinda challenging keeping a normal conversation sweating inside army overalls while also clashing with the shouts and gunfire of troops fighting their own battles.

Not many folks window-shopping this far deep and high into the complex, so spotting her wasn't much of a problem... not that it would have been regardless - even if you tried plopping her down into a bustling sea of millions.

With her presence, with her appearance - just downright impossible. I'm not sure if her aphrodisiac charm played any part in it, but even something as frivolous as her walk cycle, you just can't tear your eyes off...

And right then, I was getting an explicit demonstration of that bizarre phenomenon, watching her as she crept ever closer towards me.

Splitting Ways