Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

I seriously, seriously, don't get… just… why is it that the more context I attain, the more my bloody head pounds and swells? Especially right here, especially right then, hearing what Amanda just said - felt like a ten-ton anvil just dropped onto poor little me from terminal velocity.

A simple curiosity, I peek my eyes just a slight inch over the edge… and so easily I went slipping and falling into the murky depths of a bottomless rabbit hole of Sworn Seeks, Mystical Stones, and unspeakable acts of cold-blooded sororicide.

I never made the careless mistake of thinking that I knew Ash through and through knowing her as I do. I'm more than aware of the span of time I've been with her was like a mere speck of grain in the sand in the vast desert of her entire life and what she's been through… but whatever the hell I was expecting myself to stumble upon, it as sure as shit wasn't something like this.

Finding Alternatives, Part 2